Heres Your Freakin Podcast

....is what marrying a hooker has got to be like.

Um...we miscounted. We thought this was our 49th podcast. Turns out we missed our own 50th podiversary.

Frequent texter Ubergeek Gabe joined us to talk chicken and wound up confessing to some startling facts!

For real. Also, we meet two guys in a dead heat for worst person on Earth.

Are we sure there isn't some race going on to become the worst person alive? Hello? Is this thing on?

We cover an outbreak of fiddlers and woman who wins the lotto and decides to let her boss have it.

Frequent/youngest texter Drumrockstar21 swung by to unveil a first for our show!

We learn about a terrifying new trend and meet zoo owners that could be the most passive aggressive people on Earth

Moshpit Mom became our first repeat guest, we broke down her wing game and laughed about a peculiar stat from Buzzfeed.

We learned about the ultimate jerk move to get back at your ex and talked about the funniest illustration on all of Wikipedia.