Here's Your Freakin' Podcast
Hosted by Jason Lee & Kluck
It’s Jason Lee and Kluck, uncensored. Not safe for work or pretty much anywhere else.
Come Baby Baby Baby Bay Come Come
We learn about an old guy that is about to get banned from frozen foods, a boy finds out the hardest way possible he is not USB compatible and all the ways sex ed failed us back in the day![...]
The Other C Word
We learn what we can do to turn a woman on, run down the top 10 fetishes (it turns out we're not that weird!) and talk, probably too much, about the other C word. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Stand By Me
We learn a dozen news way to increase the fun you have alone, learn things women do that annoy us fellas and we meet a dude who packs a lot in God's pockets! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We meet TWO different guys who do not treat "it" with care, learn how to treat out online sex workers during these uncertain times and a doctor is out to ruin yet something else we all enjoy! See omnystudio.com/listener for[...]
Well, it turns out there is a ton going through a fella's mind during bedroom activities. We find out the grossest stuff women have found at guy's houses, learn the ins and outs of one particular fetish, learn about an[...]
6 Bean Salad
We learn about how to make "it" last longer, how we should NOT try to make "it" bigger and we meet a Michigan man who is praying his actual name never gets released to the public! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy[...]
Shrimpin’ Ain’t Easy
We brush up on our sexual slang (we're way, way behind) meet an unfortunately named man, learn there is a Queen of Weed & Sex among us and meet maybe the scumbaggiest thief of all time! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy[...]
We learn about a new snake washing ashore here in the States, learn how to get better in the bedroom as a team, we may all have different definitions of "cheating" and meet two awful teenagers. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy[...]
That Ring Of Fire
We learn just how much we really don't know about women's anatomy (it's a ton!) find a way to ease the, ahem, pain of spicy food. Meet a man who nearly pleasures himself to death and a guy who probably[...]
Episode Two Fiddy
We meet a woman with the mental strength of a thousand men, learn how to be classy at our first sex party and you'll find out why we almost called this episode "Release The Cracking!" See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Just The Tips
We get some easy tips from an expert on how to please a lady, added advice on how to up our bedroom game and learn how to become the most popular guard in prison! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
I Got The Mine, She Got The Shaft…Adams.
We cover the pros/cons of art to spruce up your dinger, what we thought the first time we saw a nude woman, and a fella with the name of the year teaches us about a new hiding place... See omnystudio.com/listener[...]
We learn specifically what people want to spice up their sex life and learn what percentage of us want that extra spice, learn a ton of behind the scenes porno seeeeeeecrettttttsssss and "How to Tank Your Campaign: 101" See omnystudio.com/listener[...]
Of Mice And Men
We learn that being a lab mouse has it's days bro! We find out the top accounts to check out on OnlyFans and what makes them so great and we meet a guy who has no idea how to behave[...]
Apparently there are many more ways than we thought to enjoy someone's company in the bedroom, we learn about how to ask for nudes the classy way and if only the Wright Brothers could see us now!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for[...]
We learn which dating apps actually work and for what, find out if you can get dog-stealing drunk and we learn 15 Fun (Penis) Facts!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We hear some lessons passed on in the bedroom, learn that there are perfect poopers out there and hear about a deeply discounted Chevy on the market! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Man, there are some bizarre science experiments going on in Japan, we have a head to head race for worst person on the planet and the worst Zoom call name of all time. Or the best. You decide.
11th Manniversary Live
We celebrate 11 years as a show with a live podcast! Freestyle comedienne, Q&A, live love language test and loads of swears! This podcast has it all!
We know about OnlyFans, now we find out they why of OnlyFans. We learn that most of us are helping ourselves...to ourselves and we meet a young lady trying her darndest to get on a MAXIM cover (we also learn[...]
We learn about the reasons behind your nighttime "sensitivity" or lack thereof, a couple has a money-hiding issue and we learn how you cut off the filth to an entire town in an instant!
We learn about things that Sex Ed left out, get popular Google query answers about doing it straight from Mia Khalifa and meet two bros who are a touch too comfy with each other. And a guy gets laid because...he...juggles.
She’s Just Not That Into You(r fetish, freak!)
We learn that there is a pretty damn good chance she will not be into some/most/all of the things you're into ya weirdo. We have tips on how to maybe see if she might be though! And we meet a[...]
We get threesome tips from threesome experts (these are a thing?) find out how fragile human skin actually is, cover why eating fettucini half dressed is a mistake and the most gruesome metal Worst Person we've ever had.
On Dasher, On Dancer
We meet a woman with a very unfortunate burn mark, a priest who is probably on Indeed.com as we speak, find out the dos and don't of approaching a woman in public and we meet a Door Dasher who is[...]
Things A CEO Doesn’t Say
We learn how to stage the perfect "pic," how to take your solo game to the next level (and it's not too pricey!) how many times single people are handling their business amid the pandemic and we meet a guy[...]
We learn that porn gets a few things wrong (lol, wut?) we meet a woman with a steamy hot addiction, learn ways to kick our sex lives into overdrive post-pandemic and a man ruins a trampoline.
We learn about which is better between morning, noon and night lovin. We find out about the world of custom-made perno and rejected license plates of 2021.
We learn certain types of cheating music may work in your favor, the Eiffel Tower brings people together and "puppy love" has a whole new and possibly lucrative meaning!
No “I” In Threesome
A couple takes their love life up a notch, like several notches actually...we find our new favorite Insta follow and a Florida man learns about indecent exposure laws the hard way!
We talk poetry (because we classy like that!) entry level filth for Valentine's Day, we meet a woman permanently locked out of Heaven and we find out if porn has made us lazy.
We learn the ins and outs (ins mostly) of the new COVID test, how to avoid embarrassing male odor and we find out about a group of grannies that love to talk about sex. In detail. All of it. Please.[...]
We learn about the 8 sex dreams men have and what they REALLY mean, meet a real life Bad Teacher, new Real Dolls are headed our way and apparently the drugs/vodka/Satan in the Ukraine are pretty high strength these days.
The Razor’s Edge…ing
We learn that edging isn't just for your suburban lawn anymore, find out about the coolest house in NYC, and we get to hear Jason Lee's Connor MacGregor impression!
We learn a cheap, easy and NSFW method of relieving pain, navigate the dark and twisty road that is dirty talking and how easily it can go badly. We also learn about the brave new (horrifying) world of internet connected[...]
100 Places To See Before You Die
...just kidding. This should actually be called "100 things to do naked before you die plus a huge genital sculpture" but it seemed a bit wordy.
Let’s Get Physical (Physical)
We've learned about maybe asking your partner to better meet your needs...now we learn HOW to ask lol. Probably should've done that first! We also learn that physicals at Jason's school were vastly different from physicals in Warren's school. Last[...]
The Freaks Come Out At Night
You'll never forget the day you learned about pinworms! We also learn some savage insults that have been used after being intimate and the Worst Person on the Planet is a pair of ladies....who make a foul, foul dish!
If The Front Door Is Closed…
As the saying goes "When one door closes....another door may still be closed." We learn a few tips about the forbidden fruit, our numbers as men are really dipping and we meet a tree humper. You read that right.
Vodka & Lime
Well, we learn about a new horrifying way to die in Russia, find out which sex toys we need to stock up on after we're done buying toilet paper. We learn how many ladies are "meh" when it comes to[...]
Cross Eyed Lay Abouts
We have a woman doing something completely natural in a completely unnatural place, two of them actually. We learn the benefits and pitfalls of going commando and how you can tug your way to a better life!
Wiper No Wiping!
Well, we didn't even know not doing this one thing was even an option! We learn about a public health message gone horribly wrong and all about the ins and outs (LOL) of penis tattoos!
We have an update on last week's Worst Person, learn loud sex can get you involced with a town council and 3 farmers who are farmer's no more lol! Also, there may be some irregularities on the audio this week,[...]
We learn about playing air drums in a car. On campus. Parked near coeds. Don't give the cops a fake name or at least make it believable. And we meet the gang from Onora Whisky. They brought booze how thoughtful![...]
Worst. Top. Ten. Ever,
We don't think this rundown of ten things that could happen to your lil' fella should really be called a "top ten." Just sayin. Also turns out you can get a lot of stuff on Facebook Marketplace....but not sex horses.
Tale of the Tape….Worm
Well, we know how you get a tapeworm in your intestines, now we find out how they show up other places inside you! We learn about a unique get out the vote promotion and it turns out, a ton of[...]
We meet a man so into his filth he tosses it into Excel, we find out if what they say about Cougars is true and the Worst Person on the Planet steals from a GoFundMe. For the family of murder[...]
We learned that too much WAP can be a bad thing, how hard it is (ba-dum tssss) to watch filth with your partner and our Worst Person refuses to just go out and make an honest living.....which seems in hindsight[...]
We learned half of us guys slept through health class, a certain thing we all love is falling out of favor with women and a member of the Cleveland Browns should change his jersey to #2.
A Couch Becomes A Loveseat
One man finds out he is suddenly in the market for new furniture, 5 ladies tell us 5 things we can do to turn them on (we can do about 1 of them LOL) and a man ratchets up his[...]
Well if you have been with the 'cast for a while you know what the title implies. We break a land speed record for use of a certain word in this podcast, learn we're above average and this whole thing[...]
A Florida One Bedroom
Hot on the heels of last week, MORE tips from the ladies to help us get it done! We learn why booze helps...then doesn't help in the bedroom and find out about a peculiar Florida living arrangement. Last episode for[...]
Easy Come Easy Go
We learn how to get women there FROM women, crazy reasons people get divorced, we will not be getting a pet monkey anytime soon and one guy blows up his life with a video camera.
We take a deep dive on a list of fetishes we didn't even know were a thing (or at least had a name!) Join us and maybe find yourself a new...uh, "interest."
To Help Out
Well, we learn "helping out restaurants" in Europe takes different skills than over here in the U.S. We learn that self tanner should only be for self tanning and hella tips for keeping your gun from discharging early. And by[...]
Self Help Yo Self
Silly us, it turns out there are other ways to enjoy your "personal time" other than trying to set a land speed record. We learn of a helluva heist in Sin City and....are we sleepin' on swinging?
Potty In The U.S.A.
Man, we learn there are some huge differences between how we behave in public bathrooms and how the British behave. We also learn (from women) how to ask for what we really want in the bedroom!
Every wonder how you let your romantic partner know you're into some kinky stuff? Maybe some VERY kinky stuff? Well, we have finally figured out how!! Maybe take this survey separately and then compare, not together.....lol. Sorry, this podcast is[...]
Helpful tips to get your through the Coronavirus crisis...OK, not like survival stuff it's sex stuff. Also, an NSFW replacement for pasta as stores run low. Wash your damned hands!
A dating app for the smaller man, FINALLY! And apparently in between movies Spiderman has a very disturbing past time.
We learn about more fetishes and which sex is into which one the most, a disturbing DIY trend for a medical procedure and a truly diabolical Worst Person In The World.
The Monster Within
How long are you with someone before you peel back the layers and show them what a gross bag of filth you are? Ladies, congrats! You hold out the longest.
Embarrassed tolearn there is such a thing as ball gag etiquette. This whole time we've been rude with our ball gags! We also leanr how long it takes women to get to the promised land. And no, that is not[...]
Playing Games, Literally.
You know those games that are advertised on The 'Hub? Someone actually played them all and we find out if they're legit! Plus, the odds are pretty good kissing will become extinct in your relationship....soon.
Sounding It Out
We learn about fetish popularity by state...and end up having to Google what a ton of these terms are....thanks perverts!
What position is our favorite? Turns out, any position that is open! Men and women's tastes are WAY closer than we thought!
Gross Thingz Pt. 2
We follow up last week's gross things couples do with some fan-submitted grossness. We learn exactly what kind of jobs they'd make us do if we were cops and 2 worst people in the World. Smooches!
Gross Thingz Pt. 1
You know those gross things couples do together in private? Well, people are spilling the beans and we want to know yours! We also find out how today's sex scene is dying out and learn that maybe you shouldn't take[...]
Neon signs, Hidden Messages Questions, Answers, Fetishes
The top ten fetishes of 2020, is yours on here or are you some kind of a pervert? Secret things men do that women love and one criminal saves use of a paper bag, how green of him!
DSL Is So 2007
Seriously, what is the deal with public urination? These psychos walk among us. We learn what men are doing wrong in the bedroom and a young lady teaches us that DSLs are out, DELs are in!!!
Keep Brolin, Brolin, Brolin
Josh Brolin takes tanning to a new, horrifying level, the worst way you could possibly propose and we learn how to reignite your lady's interest in the bedroom! So much learning going on here bro.
We save you embarrassment at your next orgy, explore another horrifying tweezers story and single-handedly save the newspaper industry!
Stuffing Your Bird
Too much bird and good drank but still feeling frisky? We've got some paunch-friendly positions to help you out! Single and looking to hook-up with townies when you go home for the holidays? We've got tips for that too! Basically[...]
When It Rains It Pours
We invent the worst game show of all time! Another reason we can't be in law enforcement and we've heard of thirsty ladies...what about a hungry lady?
He's not welcome at any party on in any inbox. Everyone say hello to our old friend Richard Picks! Also, everyone has a sex personality..what is yours?
Ever on the fence about buying a leaf blower? One pervert will help you make that choice! Plus, what is the opposite sex looking for in a casual hookup buddy? Spoiler: It's neither of us.
We learn how to enjoy ourselves more in the bedroom and getting freaky on a plane ends horribly. Probably scared us out of the mile high club forever.
WARNING: This podcast contains a story so real and raw, gentlemen you'll be able to FEEL it. You'll think about it for days. Every time you open your medicine cabinet you'll be reminded. Forever.
How to catch a Pred…A Cheater
C'mon kids, lets all learn 28 signs you're being cheated on! Sick of dog logs being abandoned in front of your house? Help is on the way! And ladies...toothpaste is ONLY FOR YOUR TEETH.
Cougs Be Cougarin’
Ever needed someone to lay out the pros of dating an older woman? No? Well too bad.
Shoplifting? No Ma’am!
Imagine being so "blessed"people think you're stealing? Some men truly get it all.
Teachers see some odd stuff man, also men own up to why we fake it.
We've covered problems with the American Male....Now we count problems with the ladies!
We remember our friend Ron Stryker.
Buckle up gents, you're about to earn your black belt in pleasin' the ladies!!!
Solo, I’m Goin’ Solo
Dancin' with my sel-elf, imma dancin' with mah selll-elf
Nothing Smaller Than Your Elbow
We think that popular saying applies to other parts of the body as well LOL
Sex Cults Sound Like A Lot of Work
Sex cults aren't as fun as they sound!
Kentucky Squad Car
*NOTE There is an audio issue with this episode, you'll know it when you hear it. We'll have it fixed by next episode
Thank You, No, Thank YOU!
A survey revealed what men are "really" thinking about during the deed...we think it's all wrong.
Suck The Evil Out!
This is how an exorcism works? Don't recall seeing this method in the movie.
What Are You Lookin At Old Man?!
If you saw a couple arguing in public....what would YOU do? Probably the same thing we would do!
Listen to this is you want mind blowing sex (facts)
A couple of weird flexes in this episode. One we know about, one we learn about!
Our 150th podcast recorded live with a bar full of maniacs at Five Star Dive Bar!
No Fiddles In The Library
The Grindr Grinder
OK, apparently this app has many more features than we thought!!
Air compressors are not toys, and we meet Tina and SHE LOVES TO PARTY!
Welp, guess we'll stick with pancakes from here on out. Also, ladies, please place used feminine hygiene products in the trash. Not in the terlet..or on each other.
This episode is just one awful person after the next. Parents, men, women, everyone, we're all terrible
Skin So Soft
Remember using Skin So Soft from back in the day? There is a new, easier to get skin remedy!
We Got Worms!
Ringworm. Tapeworm. We find out there is another type of worm out there waiting for us!
Them Vajankles Tho
Vajankles are now a factory option!
Puff, Puff, Ass
It's raining men this week...hallelujah?
Why did we call this podcast "Cadbury?" Oh, you'll know before it's half over....good luck.
4-H Kids Ride Free Day
Kluck has to educate Jason on which day at the fair was truly the greatest.
St. Ides of March
The title has nothing to do with the podcast, we just thought it was funny. This episode features an all-time worst person in the world.
95% of woemn bro. Ninety-five percent. That is like pretty much all of them.
We Got That B.D.E.
5 British mothers set out to traumatize their kids, and look, if a 64 year old Meemaw flips you the bird, it's probably your fault.
That Yelluh Drank
Look, it's not a purse, flush it, don't drink it. What is wrong with you?
Let’s Go #Keto
#keto #keto #keto #keto #keto #keto #keto #keto #keto #keto #keto #keto #keto
Shrek Is Love
Remember that Shrek Is Love video? Pepperidge Famrs remembers.
Happy Valentine’s Day
Our usual buffoonery and we have sex author Laura Corn on to dirty talk us in the romantic mood!
In the hustle and bustle of 2019, it's important to make sure you take care of your needs.....just not in public.
Take your shirt off, twist it 'round yo' hand , Spin it like a helicopter.
If It Smells Like Cologne….
We learned a clever saying Jason has. That you should probably never use. Or share. Ever.
Bob Ruff from “Truth & Justice”
One of our most famous pals, Bob Ruff host of the "Truth & Justice" podcast swung into the show to talk about murder, justice and some behind the scenes activity on his wildly successful podcast. #TruthJusticePod #TrueCrime #BobRuff #2020 #freesandymelgar[...]
Bruh....quit putting things there. Or don't. Whatevs.
Our final live podcast event of 2018, #blessup
More Like Pew-ber Eats
A woman probably makes her final Uber Eats delivery, we meet Mr. Bates and plans on our final podcast of 2018!
Fiddlers Be Fiddlin’
Some guys just play with their guns too much.
This podcast....the last place you want to be talked about more than once. Also, we've had sex tips for the ladies...now we get them FROM the ladies!
You Wanna Get High?
What ever happened to good old fashioned marijuana?
Guys Are Gross
Women: thank the good Lord you're not a guy. We're awful.
Happy Illection Day!
It should be noted....all the people in this podcast can vote.....just a thought.
Emasculation? We meet a professional.
Pepaw & Memaw!
An adult survey finds out horrifying information about...what our grandparents...watch....
Show & Tell
Back in the studio after our live episode, we marvel at another guy who can't keep his pants zipped on a plane.
Live at Five Star #2
Stryker, Darcy, Superfan join in the fun as we hit another live podcast at Five Star. Super sized, just like your Mom's fanny!
We talk about our new mobile game, learn some kinky Mom bedroom facts, and lo, Fortnite has landed a man in jail. #Fortnite #mobilegaming #crime
Women, They Aren’t Secrets Anymore
We rundown a list of secrets women keep and find out they aren't really secrets. Derp. Also, what kind of a shed is that in your backyard?
Tips FOR the Ladies!
Ladies, sick of being clueless in the bedroom? Finally, we break down tips you need to know to take care of your fella. This is probably a bad idea.
One of our favorite stories gets a sequel...sort of. Bigger is not always better and we can't decide if Superfan is lying about his dogs getting loose. Classy episode all around.
Step 1: Hard Boil 15 Eggs
We found a recipe that would never make it on Martha Stewart...you'll need an index card and a pen.
2 Little Piggies
At least 2 little piggies in the UK never made it to market...or anywhere else. Machete lady gets her day in court and shoplifting is never a wise idea.
Keep It In The Dojo
Florida Man keeping his martial arts skills sharp, and we learn of a HORRIFYING new medical condition....
Non Dairy Creamer
Just by the title you already know how this one ends....
More like a PMW, am I right?
The theme this week should be..."what is so wrong about using the potty?"
How to Ruin $40 In Groceries
It's almost like a game show: ruin $40 worth of groceries as quickly as you can.
It. Is. Not. A. Suitcase. People.
Machete Sweaty Mom’s Spaghetti
Looking to spice up your love life? Maybe knife play? Also, how many people at your office would die before you noticed?
Life Is A Game of Inches
Shocking World Cup statistics that ESPN doesn't want you to know!
Literally, two of them! And we get a call from our special 100th podcast party entertainment, John Solinski!
It's more than a tasty treat! Also, a MASSIVE podcast announcement!
Lookin’ Out For The Little Guy
A ray of sunshine, a beacon of hope for the smaller fellas out there!
We find out a way to classily talk about "the adult material" and meet THE KING OF FLORIDA MAN!!!
Smell The gLove
Hey, turns out blowing your nose is step 1 to improving our sex lives! Pass the Kleenex!
Kluck is pretty damned proud of this title.
No Sex In The Roundabout!
The Champagne room, and now THIS? Pretty soon we won't be able to do it anywhere....
Time To Grow Up!
"Every man must grow up and leave childish things behind" - Dan Cortese
Just A Sprinkle
Sometimes you can't have your cake and eat it to.
When Pig $#&@ Flies
We had no idea it could stick to houses. Or permeate your couch. Yes, "it" is pig poop.
Dirty people. They're all around us. They may even be your friends or neighbors. Or your brother in law Donnie.
Lay Be Uh
We cover sex myths and learn...a lot. And we meet some seriosu title contender scumbags.
Today we learn about a mythical female number. Almost too high to be believed. Kinda like your Uncle Steve.
Mr. Skin To Win
Our special pal #MrSkin joins us to run down notable receivers of the 2017 Anatomy Awards, and we meet a cold-hearted postal worker.
We Can’t Be Cops. Or Flight Attendants.
Know your weaknesses. We affirm our belief that we're not cut out for law enforcement and learn a new profession we couldn't succeed in.
Well Known Podcaster Fact.
We confirm that "very well known" fact about podcasters.
Ol’ Pervert Kelly
We can't think of a worse name to be called as a guy than PERVERT.
Laps. Relapse. Prolapse.
We have innies. Let's learn how we can keep them that way.
Ladies, ladies, ladies
Turns out our opinions of criminals change if they're good lookin'. We're such morons.
In The Mood
Turns out we know nothing (Jon Snow) about getting a woman in the mood. Shocker.
SuperFran joins us for this special extended podcast
Whatever Became of Ol’ Fourteenskin?
Podcast legend Ol' Fourteenskin takes a step back in his quest for a World Record.
Make Sure You Vote.
Probably the most convincing reason to make sure you're registered to vote. Ever.
Not all heroes wear capes. This one does. A big one.
Year End Closeout
Here it is, the season 2 finale!
We've all been there....just not so early in the morning.
We search. We search online. We search on questionable sites. What are we searching for?
We Are A Gross People
Men are gross, women turns out, are grosser. More gross? Grossest? Michael Gross?
Better Late Than Never?
Yeah...we were late. Get off our backs!
Grandma's aren't supposed to act this way!
The Germans Are Coming
Sexually, we all know what Germans are known for right?
Forget Cindy Crawford’s Cream
We have something to soften your skin much cheaper and readily available!
We meet a couple fans of outdoor plumbing! A shower hottie scrubs too hard and don't fly wasted. Pee on people wasted anyhow.
Bear SuperFran returns, we talk bus route etiquette and we're pretty sure we've lost count of how many podcasts we've done
A Public Performance
What is it with dudes and public performances? Also, we sing a song about a coworker...s.....genitals.
Poobrush. Cuts your risk of gingivitis. And friends. And sleeping at night.
Don Glover Needs to Get Out More
Sexy grandma names? Also, parts of us lead very boring lives...
Hitting the Links
How much golf is too much golf? One man gets the question answered.
You’re A Rich Girl
What is the difference between rich girls and poor girls? A lot, it turns out.
Operation Dumb-bone Drop
We learn what Air Drop on an iPhone does....
It Puts The Lime In The Coconut
Please...finish lunch before you listen. Please.
Bros, Just Put Them Away
Guys....getting in trouble.....with their wieners.
Priced Below Market Value
Hey, don't sell yourself short, know your value. Make sure you have finished lunch before you fire this one up.
Francin3: The Return
SuperFran returns, goat chat, money split in a marriage and a female terrorist.
Poo Wong Foo: Thanks For Everything, Poolie Newmar
After today's cast, you'll never take your kid to a playland again!
We find a woman that no amount of Orbitz can help, find out where our favorite pleasure spots are and meet NYC's loudest cougar!
A Car With High Miles
....is what marrying a hooker has got to be like.
Um...we miscounted. We thought this was our 49th podcast. Turns out we missed our own 50th podiversary.
He Was In A Guild!
Frequent texter Ubergeek Gabe joined us to talk chicken and wound up confessing to some startling facts!
Why Can’t People Just Behave?
For real. Also, we meet two guys in a dead heat for worst person on Earth.
Race for the Worst Person Alive
Are we sure there isn't some race going on to become the worst person alive? Hello? Is this thing on?
We cover an outbreak of fiddlers and woman who wins the lotto and decides to let her boss have it.
Fan Fic Fix
Frequent/youngest texter Drumrockstar21 swung by to unveil a first for our show!
Ain’t That A Pissa
We learn about a terrifying new trend and meet zoo owners that could be the most passive aggressive people on Earth
MoshpitMom 2/They Taste Like Pennies
Moshpit Mom became our first repeat guest, we broke down her wing game and laughed about a peculiar stat from Buzzfeed.
We learned about the ultimate jerk move to get back at your ex and talked about the funniest illustration on all of Wikipedia.
Yoga Pants Girls
We finally meet frequent texter Yoga Pants Girl (Sing it to Billy Joel's "Uptown Girl" it's more fun). We then do a terrible job of not being creeps.
Science confirms what we've known for years...you can just LOOK like you need a punch to the grill!
Hotel screams one thing, Jason believes motel screams something entirely different. #hospitality #panties
Mudder Jeff joins the podcast to talk fitness, terrible hair bands and dip spit. #hairmetal #toughmudder #dip #spitoon
We meet Seed Distributor, learn all about the corn game and find out why his wife will not be too impressed he was on our little podcast.
We get a look behind the scenes of The Truth & Justice Podcast host Bob Ruff! #truthandjustice #bobruff
Sometimes 3 Is Enough
Hey man, don't be greedy, sometimes 3 is fine! We also get down on some seriously Florida behavior.
Bear SuperFran 2
Our first guest returns and we rabble rabble over Valentine's Day
We have a contest to find the worst person in the world and we finally meet frequent texter Schizophrenic Mike.
Why The Caged J-Byrd Sings
Frequent texter J-Byrd joins the podcast, raps for us, tells tales of surviving Elkhart plus the usual nonsense we do on the podcast
Take Off That Turtleneck
A fella takes his turtleneck insults a bit too seriously, sex survey results and the most Florida story ever.
Get Out Of Jail Free
We learn how to lower your bail without a bondsman, meet two frequent texters and break in 2017!
We got you a little something for the holidays: a bonus podcast!
We lie. Some savage wants to make you pay to look at free porn! A woman advises men on the art of pleasure.
MoshPitMom joins us as we find out how much adult movie watching is too much. Is it suddenly really hot in here?
Would You Rather?
We continue our Would You Rather discussion, find out how far a double cheeseburger might get you and how to get stabbed in the comfort of your own home.
Avoid Internet Scams
We learn how to not get robbed on CraigsList, tentacle porn is real and how to properly use FMLA time
Our Longest Ever.
Frequent texter MotoFoundryHank joins us for one of our most gruesome episodes ever!
20 episodes in we talk old timey sex, cheating and pretty much the same filth as always.
Frequent texter Deadpoolio joins the program and we find a word we shouldn't ever use on the podcast ever again. Ever.
Pump Pump Pump It Up
Our first podcast guest returns for round 2 and we learn a new British word!
Models & A Bottle
Don't insert yourself into thing you're not supposed to....also, this rule applies to inanimate objects and coworkers.
Frequent texter The Behemoth joins the show, we talk sex parties with a roulette twist and our weekly worst person alive! #sex #provocativehashtag
Up & Comers, Cutters & Clubbers
We find the worst person in the World (for that day) and more reason for us to get in better shape....naked. #nudes
Antother classic group of wang-centric cautionary tales....
Frequent texter IAmBatman219 joins the 'cast. We talk ball-eaters.
Putting the Man In Mannequin
Old man dies leaving behind a fantastic new use for Bondo.
Subway Fun For Everyone
We breakdown that video of the Subway Stroker, our marriage proposals and how to ruin a relationship. #subway #pleasure #ifyoulikeitthenyoushouldaputaringonit
Dixout For Harambe
We talk about the internet post-Harambe movement. And some other high-brow crapola. #harambe #hottake
Wider and worser
Yeah, we know, "worser" isn't a word but it sounded cool
Our First Guest
Frequent texter "J-Kyle" joins the podcast to talk Sturgis, Ecto Cooler and morons
Women, Weed & More Women
Meeting online is a risky biz, Colorado Weed Water and we annoy our wives... #women #weed #RonNeedsToDoAPodcast
Bonus show since we are on vacation!
Them Massag Parlor Blues
This is not a Pudcast…
We cover our first curse, the BJ Cafe...a great name we weren't allowed to use for our Podcast