Listening Cup
We learn about a genius new place to find a date, find out exactly what women look for in a decent dong and what is the saddest fap you've ever had?
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The Doorstop
We find out all about how you can introduce sex toys into the bedroom and then find out how those very toys can give you the diabetes! We learn how to conduct a seduction interview (or how to know you're[...]
Sext Packets
We learn the best new sexting apps to get your groove on, meet a man who hates opossums, meet a woman who is frankly, twice the woman other women are and a story you'll LOVE to share around your Thanksgiving[...]
You Don’t Mention It
We learn all the ways (and there are a ton of them) we're ruining foreplay, we meet an insatiable Florida woman who doesn't care if you're watching and how to ruin checking an item off your bucket list.
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The Plot Stickens
We meet a Door Dasher who is looking for work for a gross reason, find out which porn plots are played out and a Worst Person who may take the cake as our worst ever.
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Happy HalloWEEN
We learn the dos and the do nots of getting it on in public, we meet a man with very specific requests of his prosties and a woman with VERY discerning tastes!
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The Beatin’ Post
We learn what one dreaded word can help fix your sex-frequency issues, we learn how long it should last each time you enter the ring, try and fail at some math involving an ancient prosty and a man behaves poorly[...]
Pastorpes
We learn about a terrible pastor, an even worse morgue employee, how to recognize signs your man is cheating and/or ways to cover your tracks if you're a guy!
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Pfister Brand Faucets
We learn how exactly you go about getting what you want in the bedroom but we also realize it may come with a heavy, heavy, large and fast price.
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Richard Heavy
Back in the friendly confines of the studio! We talk about just how exactly you measure yourself as a man, how to tell if a condom is bad, learn what NOT to do in bed and meet a man who[...]
Live VI
Live inside Stan's Room at Piere's. Performances from The Hu, Asking Alexandria and we meet Cheese Factory Pervert and his wife. And his girlfriend.
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Vabbing
Bruh. We learn what vabbing is. You can probably take a guess by reading this and get close. We learn about a new ED medicine that could get your Spidey-sense tingling and a bizarre couple has an even bizarrer (not[...]
Intro To Filth
We get a whole list of erotic movies on Netflix that can be training wheels for you and your spouse to get into porno. In the bedroom...what are you supposed to do with your hands? We never even thought about[...]
Funlimited Phone Plan
We find out some great ways to rope your phone into the bedroom game, find out exactly how many people are losing something inside themselves, and more ways to initiate a threesome even though we sort of feel like if[...]
In Through The Outdoor
We take a trip down memory lane and remember Sex Ed class and all the things they forgot to mention, we have some new signs you may have just met a swinger and meet a couple who didn't pay attention[...]
Whaddya Want on Your Tombstone?
We learn the questions you can ask to open the door to a better sex life, how you can increase the sex if you're single, find out what goth girls in the UK are up to and perverts man...they ruin[...]
Number 350
Bam, 350 episodes of this inter-office award winning podcast! We learn all about the dong. How to care for it, practice with it, master it!
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Double Barrel Shotgun
We learn what women will admit to fantasizing about (keyword: admit), what we think about most during sex, meet a couple very "interesting people" at the end of the podcast.
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Rat Girl Summer
We learn why this can still be your "Rat Girl Summer," learn how to react if a partner's fantasy is way over your line, where your best odds are to meet someone this month and meet the dumbest man alive.
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Margot Robbie
We learn what Margot Robbie's favorite drink is, 3 ways you can almost guarantee great sex, what to do if you're peeing too often and we meet an Illinois barnyard pervert.
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Down With The Devil’s…..Threesome
We meet a guy who had an odd worry after a Devil's Threesome, meet a guy who brings his IBS to an overnight stay, learn skinny dipping etiquette and a new way to smuggle contraband!
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Wiper, No Wiping!!
We learn about a horrifying way more dudes are "growing," find out classy ways to ask for nudes, learn exactly 50% of people are just animals in the bathroom and AI is coming to solo fun!
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Lock, Stock & One Smoking Barrel
We learn a ton of new ways to walk that tightrope between going too often and not enough, refresh the list of where the longest men live and find out where the top-heavy ladies dwell and we meet a guy[...]
Shweeet 16
We learn about how hard it is to be livin large, 16 ways you can turn yourself from a sprinter to a World-class marathon runner and how you can wriggle your way into the perno-biz
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Uncle Barry
We learn the secret diet to increase your (and her) desire in the bedroom, learn the 5 things that may be killing your performance, find out how much time is too much to be doin' it and we learn what[...]
Pump Up Thicks
We learn just how many of us are heading to funerals looking to bang, how few young people are out there getting any, find out some staggering stats on a novelty men's aid and meet some kids in New York[...]
FBS
We learn all about Foreign Body Syndrome and how long it's actually been around. Find out about some awful things your boys can do on their own, and a smash cake is ruined!!
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Jolly Green Giantess
We learn about a bizarre new fetish, learn some more ways to not sound like a knob while you're dirty talking, how to create the illusion of a massive unit and meet a man who takes his thing for feet[...]
Channing Taintum
We learn all about the Space Sex Race, hear about a terrible injury Channing Tatum suffered, and a woman has a REALLY REALLY REEEEEALLY great time at the symphony
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Mythical Myths
We learn 4 myths about the most mythical myth and then myths about the not so mythical and we meet a man who cannot resist himself!
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Saw.
We learn about The World's Most Dangerous Sex Position (almost everyone has done it) we learn all about ethical porn, meet a guy who WAS going to be the Worst Person In The World until he was beat out by[...]
Toaster Strudel
We learn just how many fellas out there are putting on a big show in the bedroom, meet a guy who will never let us look at the humble toaster strudel the same way again, and a lady who's drunk[...]
Diaper Dandy
Tired of trying to turn her on and either having your efforts fall flat or things cool down before they even heat up? Bro, you've been doing it all wrong! We also learn about a sex club that won't let[...]
Pawpaw NO!
We learn several ways to deal with a problem only men suffer in the morning, hear some truly awful first date ideas and why you should stop what you're doing and go kick your grandparents off social media.
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Stacked Snakes
We learn alllllllll about what the college kids are doing with their bodies these days, find out there are Anti-masturbation Groups out there and meet a guy who hates the elderly!
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Snatchin’ Chainz
We learn how many times a man must "purge the poison" for optimal health, find out the benefits of going to the gym with your BAE, meet another lunatic in love with a plane and hear about a great petty[...]
Pegonomics
Bro. What can we possible say about an episode with this title?
For real.
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Fiesta de Uno
We learn all about the global length rankings and where we fall, find out the last 30 years have been dang good to the fellas, learn what the protocol is if you're walked in on all by yourself and how[...]
Baggage Handling
We break down the dos and absolutely-do-nots of handling a set of breasts, have some laugh at exotic car guys' expense and we find out about a man who picked the wrong career to chase.
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Coke Can Greg
We meet a brazen sex toy thief, find out how to add some spice to your Valentine's Day, learn a man out there is missing his bits and we hear the tall tale of a man named Coke Can Greg.
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We Want What We Want
We finish off January with a whole host of new fetishes, including a few we've never even heard about, hear of a horrifying Amazon mix up, find some new Valentine's Day merch at Goop and find out ways of dealing[...]
Kinky Kelly
We find out all about "Winter Penis" and what it means for you, hear about some great kinks and why you might be into them and please, just leave your crack pipe at home or in the car.
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Bad Boys Bad Boys
We finally get a moment to talk about "that" police department in Tennessee, learn about an ancient celebration, how Bryan Cranston lost his v-card and we meet a guy named Troy....who is on his way to Hell.
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Women Do It Too!
Last week we heard about all the wild things fellas lost inside themselves last year, this week we find out what the ladies are hiding! Also, some great ways to get your partner in the mood and maybe dig a[...]
Going All In
First episode of a brand new year! We'll find out what we were looking for last year as far as online filth goes, we'll learn what the ladies were interested in and what we lost....in some very tight spaces! Happy[...]
The 2022 Finale
We learn how to properly dirty talk, how not to properly dirty talk and we clear out all the last Worst People In The World we have in the tank! Thanks for listening this year everybody!
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The Naughty Nine
Everyone is into at least one of the 9 major sexual taboos....take a trip with us and find out which one or ones you are into! We also learn how to start a sext conversation and things a woman won't[...]
Harder, Faster, Stronger
...or whatever the Daft Punk song is called. We learn how to turn your dong into a World Class Athlete! We also meet a lady who disappoints Jason Lee. Enjoy the last 'cast of November!
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Ed Dare
We find out what annoys women about having sex with you, why we may be facing a sperm shortage, what the fine line is between a kink and a fetish.
And we meet Ed Dare.
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Nope.
We find out from a surgeon why you should NEVER try making yourself a bigger man, man. We meet the best OnlyFans fan there probably is and if you remember our infamous tweezer episode a couple years back....proceed with caution.[...]
Good Luck Cuck
We learn about a man who wonders if the internet has ruined him for dating, meet a woman who does NOT get what she ordered off Amazon and we learn all about the ancient art of the cuckhold.
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Fappy Ending
What happens if you find yourself getting a happy ending you didn't order? How do you take a "sexcation" on a budget? How often and why are women faking it? And we meet the most humble braggart of all time.
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What Women Want
Believe it or not, women only want 5 things form you! We update the classic "love languages, meet a guy who is running for "worst plane passenger ever" and a guy who is still running....for office.
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He’s Going The Distance
We learn about a man with a very embarrassing allergy, find out how you can last longer than the American average of 5:24 seconds, a woman's dog finds a terrible toy and we're getting government sex tapes now! Sorry for[...]
Fiveplay
We learn a whole ton of new ways to do the foreplay ladies seem to love so much, learn how to take your best "pic," there is a new terrible toy on the market and we need a sad old[...]
Canopy
We learn 5 easy ways to build your own sex toy, whcih piece of jewelry men should avoid, meet ANOTHER person using vibrators to cheat and a fella has a sex dungeon.....for real dolls.
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Chips?
We learn 7 easy ways to improve your sex life, meet a woman who rates dongs for a living, learn why sleeping in the same bed as your dog could send you to the ER (it's a long shot, but[...]
A Little Squirt Never Hurt
Scientists actually sat down and tried to figure out the origins and makeup of one of nature's most mysterious substances, we learn how NOT to blow your chance at a threesome, the foods that are killing you in the bedroom[...]
Smugglers Blues
We learn how our ladies can get revved up for us more often, learn how much our parts go for on the black market, find which celebrity got so carried away in the bedroom she had to go to the[...]
The 5 Cs
We learn a sure sign you're likely to cheat on your spouse (or they're about to cheat on you) little lies you'll never tell a loved one but will tell a stranger and a woman is making some new jewelry[...]
Apps? More Like FAPS!
We find the 14 best new apps if you want to get "into the lifestyle," how to keep kids from ruining what's happening in your bedroom and we meet a Mom and daughter that are way too close! Last podcast[...]
Half Mast
We learn an INCORRECT way to tell your man he's going to be a Dad, we learn about what splitting chores can do for your sex life and 5 not so hilarious reasons you're not getting it up.
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We’re Not Healthy
We learn the behaviors of healthy men (spoiler alert: bad news for all of us) learn how to prep for a successful first date and we meet a man who will never again say "No, water is fine."
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Back At It Like A Crack Addict
After a small chronic break we get back to 'casting! We find out things to look out for when it comes to rubbers, meet a guy who keeps his drinkware in an odd spot, brush up on our relationship vocabulary[...]
Kickstart My Heart
Episode 300
The Craptain
It’s Always Larry
Twinning
Boss Makes A Dollar, I Make A Dime
Live IV
Talkin’ The Talk
Fly Away With Me
…And Business Is Good
Truth Or Dare
Throuple Trouble
Knock, Knock
12 Secrets
We’re Not #1! We’re Not #1!
Long Hair, Don’t Care
Gynoceros
More Popular Than Twitter
The Red Rocketeer
TMomI
It’s My Aeroplane
Dirty Old Fat Kid
Whole Hog
1SHTBX
Amish Paradise
Blood For Blood
For Womb The Bell Tolls
Long Live The Queen!
We learn more about a fetish we thought we knew everything about, , learn what NOT to do with spray insulation and learn just how hard it must be being Drake!
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