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Welcome back to that podcast life!!! Believe it or not, we get through this whole thing without mentioning weed one time!

As we have for the last couple years, we end the year's podcasting season with a visit from nudity icon Mr. Skin! Skin runs down the top ten nude scenes of the year and teaches us a fabulaous new phrase!

What is screwing up your dating profile? Who is ruining your sex life? Why aren't you getting laid when you go back home over the holidays? Welp, turns out the problem could be reading this right now. 

Why do guys like being called "Daddy?" There are piles of reasons it turns out! We also meet a woman doing wild things with insects and a panty thief uses his panties....as you would expect him to...

We learn we're about to enter a terrifying season for men, find out the approval ratings for the threesome from people who have actually been there and we meet two gents whose careers in law enforcement have ended in the[...]

A woman's OnlyFans is so spicy she gets booted from a continent, we learn about a fella who finds out the hard way you shouldn't bang the wives of an entire town and a woman has pain down there....for 18[...]

We learn that there is an insane sex act for every stae in the union! We sloe find out the hottest new apps to use if you're looking to hook up and what specific tastes each one are for!

A special bonus podcast! If you missed it, here are our annual scary stories......as a podcast!

Are you so freaky you need a non-disclosure agreement? We learn all about when you would need one., we meet a lady that "arrives" 50 times a day and learn the shocking sort of cool new way everyone is getting[...]

We meet the episode's namesake, find out just how different sex was 100 years ago and we find out why all public toilets have that cutout at the front. And it is gross as Hell. 

We learn about the differences between physical and emotional cheating, how many of us haven't had "good sex" in a while and how to maybe change that, find out about a deadly new Florida bug and meet a man who[...]

We find out how to navigate your way into a threesome. And yes, it sounds nearly impossible. We find out how to really reach across the political aisle and a judge decides sex offenders CAN participate in Halloween festivities. 

We learn (yet again) why you shouldn't put drinkware inside yourself, how to navigate that first time with a new partner, who the foot people actually are and we find out that pumps for genltmen are still a very real[...]

We learn about all the garbage you put in your body that is crippling you in the bedroom (it's all the good stuff!) find out how to low-key introduce some kinks to your relationship, what to do if you're both[...]

We learn the ins and outs of hook up culture in 2024, meet a guy who is turning to bone and we find out from a guy who lost his....what it's like living without it. 

We learn what the average woman considers to be a decent size for the fellas and we learn what the actual average size is. We hear from several woman what they prefer and then get sad. And a saga of[...]

We learn there actually is a proper way to "do your paperwork!" How do you approach things if one person in a relationship is vanilla and the other is not? And we meet a guy who really takes being off[...]

We're about to save you potentially thousands of dollars on sex therapy with stuff every sex therapist desperately wants you to know, we meet a man who ends up paying for sex from his own wife and we check back[...]

We learn the fine art of sneaking in sex when you're not home alone, how important girth actually is and how kinky are you really? We even have a scientific test to find out!

We learn a ton of things every man needs to know by the age of 30 (sex things), learn how we can train for marathon sex and meet a man who treats his body like a shopping cart. 

We did it, 8 years of podcasting! Our grandfathers would be so proud of us! Sincerely, thanks to every single on of you who have ever hit "play."

We learn about a new kink that frankly sounds like something we'd all be in to, why men will never rival women's pleasin' skills in the bedroom and we meet a couple of people having rough starts to their week!

We learn the many, many things you should never do with "it," how to behave yourself whether getting a lapdance or getting down on a movie set, meet some insatiable public perverts and a horrifying way one couple enjoys their[...]

We find out some super deep questions to pull out of the bag next time there is a lull in the conversation, meet an Aussie who makes a severe mistake with Nair and we....we meet Slave Dave. 

Today we learn the proper way to protest something you don't like, whether or not we have another Hot Girl Summer on tap, we also learn where we can go for a sex heavy vacation (spoiler alert: we cannot afford[...]

We learn all about a woman who is disturbed by her boyfriend's bizarre fetish, hot to have sex in public "ethically," a horrid cancer and it's horrid treatment options and we learn all about the ins and out (and ins[...]

We meet a young lady who lost something very important, find out why women are either colder than the Acrtic Circle or hotter than Hades and we find out just how many people wanted the F word in their business[...]

Holy cow, we're glad someone told us we would have totally missed out! It's the Summer of the Threesome....for some of us. We also catch up with a previous episode star and learn all aboput fecal transplants and it there[...]

We learn how to hide your gold, the history of the single most offensive language in the English language, a lady gets possibly ended by a Texas gator and we learn all about ghost poops!!!

Are you a kinky person? Are you REALLY though? We break down what it means and if you are. Real sex workers are peeved at the fake sex workers and the ins and the outs of shower sex!

We learn about a horrifying condition, an even more horrible condition, meet a man who's wife lets him have 35 girlfriends and an Italian fella misreads the directions at the gas pump

We learn all the ins and outs (mainly ins) of micropenis, we catch up with a couple who have made the podcast before, find out what your morning wood says about you and hear a story about a sex toy[...]

We learn about a "revolutionary" new condom, find out that being hung like an elephant may not be as great as it sounds, learn all about how horrifying it it to be constantly aroused, sexsomnia and we meet Paul. Paul,[...]

We learn about a terrifying new rejuvenation technique, find out how you can get ore out of your next trip downtown, learn about iPhone Finger and meet a couple ladies who banked on Spring Break!

We learn about a terrifying new rejuvenation technique, find out how you can get ore out of your next trip downtown, learn about iPhone Finger and meet a couple ladies who banked on Spring Break!

We learn everyday kitchen utensils you can use (and promptly wash VERY well) in bedroom horeplay, we meet a man who had 12 too many surgeries on his junk and we learn why she may be bored with you in[...]

We learn how dudes rated their sexual fantasies after they got a crack at the plate, we find out where the big hawgs reside and the downsides of penis ownership. We also meet a young fella who just can't get[...]

Worried about how you're doing? You're not alone! We also learn about the sexual situations that may arise that would make us anxious and we meet a guy who has an odd way of picking people up at the beach![...]

We learn all about the Swedish Sex Olympics! Where they're held, how they work and how you win. We also meet our nation's contestant and then we learn about the ideal person to cheat on your spouse with. You may[...]

Having trouble with a low libido? We have loads of easy things you can do, according to experts, to maybe get some of that pop back in your love life. We meet another woman raking in loads of cash selling...jars[...]

Every dreamt of reclaiming your youthful ability to enjoy maybe more than one round? We give you your best shots are rewinding the clock. We meet a woman who covered her tracks after a heinous bedroom act and one of[...]

We learn about the fascinating things scientists are growing in labs these days, meet a handful of old men who have fallen hilariously far from Jesus and learn all about sounding. AND WHY YOU SHOULD NOT DO IT. 

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We find out all about the No Fap community, learn some of the roadblocks that could be keeping you from the bedroom and learn what body parts of men women love the most. And no...it is not even on the[...]

We learn about the World's Most Wanted panty thief, a terrible misuse of Kinder Eggs, find out how we can fund America's prisons (the ladies ones, lol) and find out how to work the puzzle pieces should the impossible ever[...]

We explore 15 GUARANTEED ways to get her to the finish line. They're guaranteed!!! 

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We take a pretty in depth quiz and find out just what kind of fetishes and kinks we know about. Feel free to play along!!! 

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We learn all the many ways you can finally last longer, or at least a bit longer, in the bedroom, meet an insane doctor who has insane patients and leads us to an even more insane chef and we find[...]

We wrap up our riveting series "What Was Pulled Out of Us in 2023" with a laundry list of items for everyone and a list of dude only finds! We also find out FIVE states have a worrisome loophole in[...]

We're back for 2024! We meet a couple who shares one simple tick to achieving marital bliss, find out what $5K gets you on Tinder and meet a woman who has tripled her OF earnings thanks to one small, dedicated[...]

We finish the story by meeting a guy who is playing it cooler than any of could ever dream of, and finish off the year with a couple fanny stories! Thanks for listening to the podcast this year we sincerely[...]

We learn about a genius new place to find a date, find out exactly what women look for in a decent dong and what is the saddest fap you've ever had?

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We find out all about how you can introduce sex toys into the bedroom and then find out how those very toys can give you the diabetes! We learn how to conduct a seduction interview (or how to know you're[...]

We learn the best new sexting apps to get your groove on, meet a man who hates opossums, meet a woman who is frankly, twice the woman other women are and a story you'll LOVE to share around your Thanksgiving[...]

We learn all the ways (and there are a ton of them) we're ruining foreplay, we meet an insatiable Florida woman who doesn't care if you're watching and how to ruin checking an item off your bucket list. 

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We learn all the ways (and there are a ton of them) we're ruining foreplay, we meet an insatiable Florida woman who doesn't care if you're watching and how to ruin checking an item off your bucket list. 

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We meet a Door Dasher who is looking for work for a gross reason, find out which porn plots are played out and a Worst Person who may take the cake as our worst ever. 

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We learn the dos and the do nots of getting it on in public, we meet a man with very specific requests of his prosties and a woman with VERY discerning tastes!

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We learn what one dreaded word can help fix your sex-frequency issues, we learn how long it should last each time you enter the ring, try and fail at some math involving an ancient prosty and a man behaves poorly[...]

We learn what one dreaded word can help fix your sex-frequency issues, we learn how long it should last each time you enter the ring, try and fail at some math involving an ancient prosty and a man behaves poorly[...]

We learn about a terrible pastor, an even worse morgue employee, how to recognize signs your man is cheating and/or ways to cover your tracks if you're a guy! 

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We learn how exactly you go about getting what you want in the bedroom but we also realize it may come with a heavy, heavy, large and fast price. 

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Back in the friendly confines of the studio! We talk about just how exactly you measure yourself as a man, how to tell if a condom is bad, learn what NOT to do in bed and meet a man who[...]

Live inside Stan's Room at Piere's. Performances from The Hu, Asking Alexandria and we meet Cheese Factory Pervert and his wife. And his girlfriend. 

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Bruh. We learn what vabbing is. You can probably take a guess by reading this and get close. We learn about a new ED medicine that could get your Spidey-sense tingling and a bizarre couple has an even bizarrer (not[...]

We get a whole list of erotic movies on Netflix that can be training wheels for you and your spouse to get into porno. In the bedroom...what are you supposed to do with your hands? We never even thought about[...]

We find out some great ways to rope your phone into the bedroom game, find out exactly how many people are losing something inside themselves, and more ways to initiate a threesome even though we sort of feel like if[...]

We take a trip down memory lane and remember Sex Ed class and all the things they forgot to mention, we have some new signs you may have just met a swinger and meet a couple who didn't pay attention[...]

We learn the questions you can ask to open the door to a better sex life, how you can increase the sex if you're single, find out what goth girls in the UK are up to and perverts man...they ruin[...]

Bam, 350 episodes of this inter-office award winning podcast! We learn all about the dong. How to care for it, practice with it, master it!

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We learn what women will admit to fantasizing about (keyword: admit), what we think about most during sex, meet a couple very "interesting people" at the end of the podcast. 

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We learn why this can still be your "Rat Girl Summer," learn how to react if a partner's fantasy is way over your line, where your best odds are to meet someone this month and meet the dumbest man alive. 

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We learn what Margot Robbie's favorite drink is, 3 ways you can almost guarantee great sex, what to do if you're peeing too often and we meet an Illinois barnyard pervert. 

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We meet a guy who had an odd worry after a Devil's Threesome, meet a guy who brings his IBS to an overnight stay, learn skinny dipping etiquette and a new way to smuggle contraband! 

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We meet a guy who had an odd worry after a Devil's Threesome, meet a guy who brings his IBS to an overnight stay, learn skinny dipping etiquette and a new way to smuggle contraband! 

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We learn about a horrifying way more dudes are "growing," find out classy ways to ask for nudes, learn exactly 50% of people are just animals in the bathroom and AI is coming to solo fun!

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We learn a ton of new ways to walk that tightrope between going too often and not enough, refresh the list of where the longest men live and find out where the top-heavy ladies dwell and we meet a guy[...]

We learn about how hard it is to be livin large, 16 ways you can turn yourself from a sprinter to a World-class marathon runner and how you can wriggle your way into the perno-biz

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We learn the secret diet to increase your (and her) desire in the bedroom, learn the 5 things that may be killing your performance, find out how much time is too much to be doin' it and we learn what[...]

We learn just how many of us are heading to funerals looking to bang, how few young people are out there getting any, find out some staggering stats on a novelty men's aid and meet some kids in New York[...]

We learn all about Foreign Body Syndrome and how long it's actually been around. Find out about some awful things your boys can do on their own, and a smash cake is ruined!!

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We learn about a bizarre new fetish, learn some more ways to not sound like a knob while you're dirty talking, how to create the illusion of a massive unit and meet a man who takes his thing for feet[...]

Recorded live Friday May 5 2023. Enjoy!

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We learn all about the Space Sex Race, hear about a terrible injury Channing Tatum suffered, and a woman has a REALLY REALLY REEEEEALLY great time at the symphony

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We learn 4 myths about the most mythical myth and then myths about the not so mythical and we meet a man who cannot resist himself!

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We learn about The World's Most Dangerous Sex Position (almost everyone has done it) we learn all about ethical porn, meet a guy who WAS going to be the Worst Person In The World until he was beat out by[...]

We learn just how many fellas out there are putting on a big show in the bedroom, meet a guy who will never let us look at the humble toaster strudel the same way again, and a lady who's drunk[...]

Tired of trying to turn her on and either having your efforts fall flat or things cool down before they even heat up? Bro, you've been doing it all wrong! We also learn about a sex club that won't let[...]

We learn several ways to deal with a problem only men suffer in the morning, hear some truly awful first date ideas and why you should stop what you're doing and go kick your grandparents off social media. 

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We learn alllllllll about what the college kids are doing with their bodies these days, find out there are Anti-masturbation Groups out there and meet a guy who hates the elderly!

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We learn how many times a man must "purge the poison" for optimal health, find out the benefits of going to the gym with your BAE, meet another lunatic in love with a plane and hear about a great petty[...]

We learn how many times a man must "purge the poison" for optimal health, find out the benefits of going to the gym with your BAE, meet another lunatic in love with a plane and hear about a great petty[...]

Bro. What can we possible say about an episode with this title?

For real. 

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We learn all about the global length rankings and where we fall, find out the last 30 years have been dang good to the fellas, learn what the protocol is if you're walked in on all by yourself and how[...]

We break down the dos and absolutely-do-nots of handling a set of breasts, have some laugh at exotic car guys' expense and we find out about a man who picked the wrong career to chase. 

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We meet a brazen sex toy thief, find out how to add some spice to your Valentine's Day, learn a man out there is missing his bits and we hear the tall tale of a man named Coke Can Greg. 

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We finish off January with a whole host of new fetishes, including a few we've never even heard about, hear of a horrifying Amazon mix up, find some new Valentine's Day merch at Goop and find out ways of dealing[...]

We find out all about "Winter Penis" and what it means for you, hear about some great kinks and why you might be into them and please, just leave your crack pipe at home or in the car. 

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We finally get a moment to talk about "that" police department in Tennessee, learn about an ancient celebration, how Bryan Cranston lost his v-card and we meet a guy named Troy....who is on his way to Hell. 

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Last week we heard about all the wild things fellas lost inside themselves last year, this week we find out what the ladies are hiding! Also, some great ways to get your partner in the mood and maybe dig a[...]

First episode of a brand new year! We'll find out what we were looking for last year as far as online filth goes, we'll learn what the ladies were interested in and what we lost....in some very tight spaces! Happy[...]

We learn how to properly dirty talk, how not to properly dirty talk and we clear out all the last Worst People In The World we have in the tank! Thanks for listening this year everybody!

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Everyone is into at least one of the 9 major sexual taboos....take a trip with us and find out which one or ones you are into! We also learn how to start a sext conversation and things a woman won't[...]

...or whatever the Daft Punk song is called. We learn how to turn your dong into a World Class Athlete! We also meet a lady who disappoints Jason Lee. Enjoy the last 'cast of November!

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We find out what annoys women about having sex with you, why we may be facing a sperm shortage, what the fine line is between a kink and a fetish.

And we meet Ed Dare. 

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We find out from a surgeon why you should NEVER try making yourself a bigger man, man. We meet the best OnlyFans fan there probably is and if you remember our infamous tweezer episode a couple years back....proceed with caution.[...]

We learn about a man who wonders if the internet has ruined him for dating, meet a woman who does NOT get what she ordered off Amazon and we learn all about the ancient art of the cuckhold. 

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What happens if you find yourself getting a happy ending you didn't order? How do you take a "sexcation" on a budget? How often and why are women faking it? And we meet the most humble braggart of all time. 

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Believe it or not, women only want 5 things form you! We update the classic "love languages, meet a guy who is running for "worst plane passenger ever" and a guy who is still running....for office. 

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We learn about a man with a very embarrassing allergy, find out how you can last longer than the American average of 5:24 seconds, a woman's dog finds a terrible toy and we're getting government sex tapes now! Sorry for[...]

We learn a whole ton of new ways to do the foreplay ladies seem to love so much, learn how to take your best "pic," there is a new terrible toy on the market and we need a sad old[...]

We learn 5 easy ways to build your own sex toy, whcih piece of jewelry men should avoid, meet ANOTHER person using vibrators to cheat and a fella has a sex dungeon.....for real dolls. 

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We learn 7 easy ways to improve your sex life, meet a woman who rates dongs for a living, learn why sleeping in the same bed as your dog could send you to the ER (it's a long shot, but[...]

Scientists actually sat down and tried to figure out the origins and makeup of one of nature's most mysterious substances, we learn how NOT to blow your chance at a threesome, the foods that are killing you in the bedroom[...]

We learn how our ladies can get revved up for us more often, learn how much our parts go for on the black market, find which celebrity got so carried away in the bedroom she had to go to the[...]

We learn a sure sign you're likely to cheat on your spouse (or they're about to cheat on you) little lies you'll never tell a loved one but will tell a stranger and a woman is making some new jewelry[...]

We find the 14 best new apps if you want to get "into the lifestyle," how to keep kids from ruining what's happening in your bedroom and we meet a Mom and daughter that are way too close! Last podcast[...]

We learn an INCORRECT way to tell your man he's going to be a Dad, we learn about what splitting chores can do for your sex life and 5 not so hilarious reasons you're not getting it up. 

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We learn the behaviors of healthy men (spoiler alert: bad news for all of us) learn how to prep for a successful first date and we meet a man who will never again say "No, water is fine."

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After a small chronic break we get back to 'casting! We find out things to look out for when it comes to rubbers, meet a guy who keeps his drinkware in an odd spot, brush up on our relationship vocabulary[...]

We learn more about a fetish we thought we knew everything about, , learn what NOT to do with spray insulation and learn just how hard it must be being Drake!

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