The Kluck Index

Elon Musk lost an astonishing amount of money this week, we blow a ton on our pets every year, Dr. Oz is running for office, Arby's wans into your liquor cabinet and Pop Tarts is into the dairy aisle! Happy[...]

The price of Winter is going up, most of us are pretty unwilling to lend a hand, many of us cant run up some dang stairs and it's USMC's birthday! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Emilio Estevez is out of work, Perdue has a new sad Thanksgiving treat, Baby Shark is gonna cost a jail some money, AMC is looking for a side gig and let's celebrate National Scrapple Day! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

OBJ is out of a job, Mattel wants their bosses to do "pop-ins," we have new entries into the Toy Hall of Fame and it's National Harvey Wallbanger Day!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pete Davidson is a master swordsman, some of us bathe with our pets, lusty deer are on the loose and Baskin-Robbins wants us to stay fat.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Joe Exotic is once again asking for your help, Aaron Rodgers has the Rodgers rate and the COVID, Qanon folks are still wild as Hell and the Lob is making your life easier and cheaper! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

75% of us are HUGE liars, Nestle is going to get your kids taken away, Gen Z has some tough thoughts on Facebook and Nikki Sixx is giving back to them kids! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

KISS is closing up shop in Vegas, we're all pessimists, women got wild during the pandemic and if the zombies come, avoid NYC at all costs! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

HOLY CRAP it's already November!!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

And just like that, Rocktober has ended for another year. Microsoft says our passwords have been compromised, there is a new bar in Iowa and it sounds awful, smoking is up and Halloween is Sunday babayyyy See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy[...]