The Kluck Index

Apparently meat can shackle you with Type 2 now, if you're 42 it's time to pack your bags, Liquid Death has a lousy-sounding new flavor and slow down on those FitBit steps buddy!

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AI may start inbreeding, Bennifer is no longer, all of us are looking for a new gig and none of us are having kids....

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Lays is taking you around the World, your computer may be able to smell now, we have a new World's Oldest Person, kids aren't drinking these days and you may be able to hear in a coma!

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A Bolivian tribe may hold the secret to long life, we may have an AI attack this week, CEO sounds like the job to go after and today we celebrate National Radio Day!

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North Korea may be opening up for vacation plans, more than 4 cups of coffee a day is no bueno, Little Debbie is going hard this Fall and today we celebrate soft ice cream!

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Bro it is HOT this year, Burning Man is having a bad year, RFK Jr. is looking for a gig, shelters sound wild in New Zealand and Dad jokes are good for your kids!

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A wild collector car is getting sold down in Indy, inflation is making up care for our cars better, Chick Fil A is bringing back a spicy sammy and Home Depot says we're all screwed!

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Subway has a deal for you this week, moderate drinking does older folks no good, we're getting plenty sick of Pumpkin Spice, and having a goon cave could be the best thing you do for your health!

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A woman in China has it figured out, Arby's has a new Summer treat, your old memes are killing the environment, uggos don't live as long and belly up to the bar for a bowl of Candy Salad. 

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Schools are getting kids hip to fake news spotting, Julius Caesar had a cologne that probably worked better than Axe, the Olympics are done and it's Vinyl Record Day!

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