The Kluck Index

Nuts are in (LOL), paying bills on time is out, a fisherman fished for the last time in Florida, sodies for kids are bad and women think they have a superpower!

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Waking up could be ruining your falling asleep, we don't want livestreamed executions, Applebee's is bringing the ruckus to your table and belly fat is a bummer!

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Robots are grabbing ass now, girls try harder at school than boys do, couples' pole dancing is apparently a thing now and a great white is causing problems!

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13 states are under a power emergency, Costco has new coca flavors, Taco Bell has a sad new treat and true crime fans think they are all detectives!

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Trader Joe's wants to sicken you, doctors don't want kids to be chuggin' Monsters, Arby's gets more affordable and measles is so back!

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Happy Tuesday the 13th!!! Not quite as spooky as it's better-known counterpart I guess. 

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Marco's has a new pie, flagging cops on Waze slows everyone down, a Nevada woman's casino hack lands her in jail and it's Columbus Day...so no mail!

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For some reason I thought I could joke my way through a prison confrontation so we decided to give it a try today. 

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Kraft Mac & Cheese has a new line of goodies, seasonal workers need more cheddar, Liquid Death is getting spookier and cheap flights for Thanksgiving....were LAST week!

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Hunting that dream job may be ruining your life, sports fans are serious about their rituals, Dr. Pepper has a new family member and McDonald's is accused of price-fixing. 

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