The Kluck Index

Independence Day is behind us, we have out hot dog champion, your smartphone may be ruining your memory, planning a wedding sucks these days and we all hate one part of shopping! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Behold, it's the first day of July already and Summer feels like it's slipping away.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

And just like that, June is over. Daily Harvest is getting people sick, you make friends easier than you think, the AC is out and it's social media day!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kraft is changing the name of their flagship product....sort of, we're all pretty disillusioned with out bodies, cooking out for the 4th is gonna be pricey AF and DiGiorno needs to stay in their lane! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Busy roads can be the death of you, gas stations are really serious about those credit card holds, a Chicago Bear is in trouble and 30% of us just cannot sleep! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

They need to just stop with the fake bacon, there is a huge loser living in Oregon, you'll always be on the internet, we aren't getting any sleep and the odds are good your AC is set higher than the[...]

Half of all rivers have drug problems, JUULs are off the market, Chicago PD have hung up their track shoes and B-Dubs has a weird new menu item See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our gas tax isn't even in it's final form, parents want their kids to play music, vitamins are worthless, there is new fat guy fashion on the horizon and let's celebrate the humble pecan sandy See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We ALL drive distracted, murder is up, moisture is down, people are still writing in cursive and we're getting new carpet!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Yo! It's the first day of Summer!!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.