The Kluck Index

Rudy needs to pay up, they found the "missing" fighter jet, a walk may be the best first date you've ever had, we need to drink more water and not one of us trust the government!

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Well, here it is. Officially the last day of Summer. 

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We mow a ton of grass in this country, Hugh Jackman is single, Gigi Hadid is damn near perfect, city life sounds rough and today is one of the most annoying days on the calendar. 

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Russell Brand may be a scumbag of the highest order, we need our naps, Cup Noodles instead of coffee? Gas is up, Gatorade needs to stay in their lane!

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MTV VMAs aren't doing so hot, we're getting new FunYuns, Joe Rogan could be ruining your game, throw that old shirt out and now the casinos want us to feel bad for them lololololol

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Lunchables need to stay in their lane, we have a vaping Representative, worrying about your kids is a second full time job, our paychecks are down for another year and they caught that escapee in Pennsylvania!

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Not having social media makes you sus to the ladies, McDonald's is kicking the freeloaders out, Puddle of Mudd get banned from Flint and grown-ass men are dining off the kids menu?

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Doctors may have been messing up your blood pressure, some of us are ruining sleep for our partner, Tarzan is in and so are ants on a log!!

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Saginaw is a pretty dangerous place, Goodwill in Arizona sounds wild AF, Taco Bell has a "new" item, diabetes leads to depression and Little Caesars is bringing back a classic. I think it's a classic. Maybe not. Maybe just for[...]

Nelly was right if he was talking about climate change, Russia is, well, Russia, gamers are not exactly raking it in and some of you psychos have already started Christmas shopping. 

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