The Kluck Index

Matthew McConaughey is NOT the most shirtless actor, Kim K turns 40, we're getting an electric H2 and it's the final debate, can you believe it?!

The Fitzmagic is over in Miami, one of those Whitmer kidnappers has made bail, we don't know how to recycle and we're getting a COVID breathalyzer!

Kids are better at tech than their parents, the World Series begins today, we're getting 4G on the moon, a car that goes over 316mph and it's my wife's bday!

A weird beachy activity is way up during the pandemic, Jack In The Box is giving away something very unsexy, women be walkin, women be walkin! And it turns out the Michigan Whitmer kidnappers drove.....a PT Cruiser.

It's Global Cat Day, let the celebraish begin! Tommy Lee has a bold take, Dunkin wants to blow you up for Halloween and the DEA set a new meth record (sorry Florida!)

Well, Prime Day 2020 is behind us, parents all wish they had super powers, the CDC is crapping all over Turkey Day and CraigsList wants to lend you a hand...

AMC might not be around for a while longer, a soccer stud catches COVID, there is an elite sex club we'll never get into and it's National Be Bald and Free Day!

Most of us are ignoring our health in these trying times (duh), it's National No Bra Day and we're celebrating, we're getting a new iPhone and we're going to be paying off this pandemic for a long, long time.

Like your Uncle Steve, COVID is very high right now, PBR is getting into the weed game, Cardi B has her own shoes and some lunatics tried to capture a governor!

The Lions are on a bye week and will still find a way to lose, 50 of us are worth more than 165M, McDonalds is beefing up it's breakfast menu and we only feel safe at home!