The Kluck Index

Today we celebrate the trades, sea lions could be drummers, Copenhagen is tops and we're getting a new Pope!

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Doritos is bringing back a fan favorite, hiking pays some dividends, BK wants your teeth and Charles Dickens is running wild in Florida!

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One fifth of Americans can't read what I've typed here, Hardees has a new jam, Warren Buffet is retiring and May the Fifth Be With You! *light saber noise

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Jell-O has a new Mom-pleasing flavor, Starbucks needs more peeps, diabetes is killing fewer of us, Meta has a new terrible idea and White Castle gets dirty!

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To quote Justin Timberlake "It's gonna be May."

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Some in the Navy messed up at work, your next lawyer could be ChatGPT, White Castle rolls out a new treat and you can't afford a starter home in 233 cities now. 

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Bomb Pop is finally doing something new, Insomnia Cookies wants you fattened up this Summer, we don't even believe half of what we see on the internet and some realtor made big BIG bank in Florida this week!

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Shadeur Sanders had a tough weekend, baby making is up, 5 Hour Energy wants you running to the potty and California is running out of license plates!

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House sales are down, scamming is up, chicken strips are back at McDonalds and today is National DNA day! Happy weekend!

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Parenthood could be a helmet for your brain, today we celebrate the humble pig in a blanket, Progresso is zipping up it's soup game and talkin' to kids about puberty is rough!

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