The Kluck Index

The Madness has officially started, men are trimming their eye lashes now, Captain Morgan wants to filthy up your bathing suit and I have hit a depressing new screen time high. 

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Trader Joe's is gonna get you drunk, social media is ruining teens' lives, Wendy's and Cheez-It are collaborating and a 77 year old Florida man um, eats something he shouldn't. 

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Red Robin is getting hot, more of us than ever are working two jobs, not all of us are following March Madness, and it's the first day of Spring!

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Harvard is letting the poors in, Forever 21 is going belly up, BuzzBallz is getting into the holiday spirit, we feel financially "stuck" and let's laugh today!

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Crumbl is celebrating St. Pats all week long, tornadoes are ripping up the Midwest, Florida man is stealing lap dances and our workday is a tad bit shorter than it used to be!

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Happy St. Patrick's Day to those bold enough to celebrate on a Monday!

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Today we celebrate Pi Day, learn about meat thievery, find out which state is the most financially responsible and learn that marriage makes the gents fat as Hell!

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Southwest is charging you for bags, we have a new Capri Sun, younger peeps are feeling the burn, LA is down, Irvine is up and Tuberculosis is back!!

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Stocks are down, Panda Express is up, 2013 is so back, lack of libido is a killer and don't even think about your loneliness!

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Things are bad but they could be getting much, much worse, we bargain with kids for a week and a half, the hotter you are the fatter your wallet gets and Subway is losing their minds!

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