The Kluck Index

Elon Musk misses his payday, Jaguar is upsetting the poors again, frozen pizzas are making you old and perfumes could be ruining your brain!

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Bibles are up, Hunter is out, we're getting a better "death clock," kids need help making friends and it's Giving Tuesday....for some lol

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Holy balls it's December already. Ugh. 

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Happy Thanksgiving

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Florida Man is always on duty, Thanksgiving will cost us a lot less this year, Taco Bell is bringing back a classic and kids are using onions to cure themselves. Wut?

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Apo0logies for the delay....apparently you have to click "post" when you upload something lol

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Dippin' Dots is breaking out, almost all of us share articles without reading them, eating plants only can save you some cash and Pizza Hut take a swim in the wine pool

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We skip buying if we have to have it unlocked, keep your deuces to 10 mins or less or else, 49% of are real rebels for Thanksgiving and sadly 1 in 5 of us get our news from an insane[...]

Americans are overseas doing American things, we really need to up our password game, bad times could be headed to California and Betty White gets a posthumous honor!

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Apparently for $12K you can change your eye color, hamsters grounded a plane for a week, some of us let our ears determine when the holidays have begun and KFC is getting frisky!

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