The Kluck Index

Hurricane Debby is raising Hell, 7-11 is jumping into the Pumpkin Spice game, we crave the spicy, Hormel has a new bacon flavor and stocks are down I guess?

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Chipotle gets a bit more generous, Ford is making snitches, dark chocolate is out, White Castle is in and things were rather warm last month!

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A&W getting real loose this Summer, Taco Bell could really use some AI, lame names are still tops, FAU wants you to dial it down at the gym and today kicks off a weekend with International Beer Day

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McDonald's is having a rough time, we're feeling more confident about the financial future, we're all skippin g meals, Applebee's never heard of Red Lobster and Boar's Head is having a bad week at the deli counter lol

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Just realized as I am uploading this today is the last day of July. Suck City. 

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Doing GoFundMe is hard work, Kraft wants those arteries clogged, business is big on campus, the barcode celebrates a birthday and a kid in Nebraska is in big trouble. 

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The Earth is cooking, we may soon be able to fold out iPhones, Facebook sucks and today we celebrate the World's Finest Food!

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We learned a very interesting faux pas we've all been making out entire lives with regards to the Olympics!

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Snoop Dogg is all-in on the Olympics, Texas is swelling, the Weinermobile at an oopsie-daisy and we learned all about whisker fatigue!

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Repos are up, Chick Fil A is down, Kellogg's is sweetening your coffee game, DQ has a deadly starting 5 for Fall and man...today is National Tequila Day. 

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