The Kluck Index

Good gravy, it's already August!

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Phoenix is on some ishhhh this month, your sex robot could turn on you, California is team No Sleep, SPAM goes to Flavortown and today we celebrate the Avocado!

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We spend a nice wad on impulse buys every month, Subway wants your name, Hulk Hogan is engaged brother, Aldi released it's greatest hits for 2023 and we're sunning wild with syphillis 

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Teens are staying off the road, Spotify is having a rough week, Phoenix' hot streak continues, Florida is boiling now too and it's National Chili Dog Day!!

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Kids may be bad for your doggo, scientists are getting this "live a long life" thing dialed in, we're getting a mountain of new emojis, Tom Brady isn't making news and it's either all or nothing!

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A new STD pill is backfiring, Phoenix continues to bake, UPS is gonna strike, a Fench town has the best idea ever, Elon Musk continues his hot streak and today raise your wine glass!

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Barbie has a bonkers weekend, Aloe may be killing us, a load of people are still cool with lighting up at home and we spend a load on delivery! Last week of July LFG!

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Massachusetts has a sexy bird statue, Natty Light and Sperry have teamed up (WTF?) we need space sex answers, we lie about gym time and we celebrate our favorite food today!

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A Texas woman sasses the wrong people, Taco Tuesday is for The People, half of doggos get to sleep in bed, Phoenix is cooking and Krispy Kreme wants you dead. 

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The Canadian smoke is back, loads of us have left because of a boss, overseas travel ain't that pricey, old iPhones are apparently worht loads of cash and we have a new single lady!

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