The Kluck Index

And *poof Just like that June is over! Have a great holiday!

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Cocaine is up, clean air is down, you can stay in Barbie's DreamHouse, menu anxiety is a thing, Taco Bell is crushing it this Summer and 4th of July is gonna be a ghost town around here!

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Oh goodie, Malaria is back! Arby's is bringing back a classic, church is down, blackouts are up and Ryan Seacrest is taking all of our jobs!!!

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Kids are having a tough go of it these days, we're going to have an octopus farm, sex helps you sleep (duh) ladies have some old bras and the chocolate treat may be getting much more expensive!

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It was a big week for Vienna, the FDA wants a fat slab of lab meat, Florida man has an odd shopping list, Kevin Costner's wife has needs bruh and billionaire's are gonna duke it out. 

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The kids these days aren't into live sports, loads of us have no idea what our credit score is, Florida has a meth island, Rodgers is tripping and today we celebrate the HVAC Tech

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It's finally the first day of Summer! We have an office "cleaning party" today, an Ohio woman ain't parting with her werewolf, we want our shopping malls back, Taco Bell has Summer fashion on the way and the robots are[...]

Things are gonna get hot in Texas this week, tons of us are depressed, the government is covering up UFO crashes, we think Biden is too old and we hate the internet!!! Rabble rabble rabble!

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Florida doesn't want you to move in, getting groundwater is messing with the actual Earth, some of us forget to brush, White Castle has Summer Scoots on the mind and we give a LOAD to charity in this country!

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American Airlines is making you feel as poor as they can, kids are cutting down on credit card usage and popping more pills, a house for sale has the new title of "World's Most Expensive" and don't forget Dad on[...]