The Kluck Index

Eminem isn't getting any younger, Uber wants to get you high, Arby's wants to get you drunk, we're all going to be broke AF soon, and we're getting a new "Twister!"

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The Birds Aren't Real people are still out there, there is a doctor in Ohio that refuses to retire at 100, we'd pay more for things if they'd just last longer, Kanye made a big buy this week and Tennessee[...]

D.C. sounds uh...pleasant, some cereals are off the "healthy breakfast" list, New York Mom is giving Florida man a run for his money to start the week and most parents admit they suck at one thing....

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About a third of us don't care much for pets, Lions are still gonna lose on a bye week, apparently there are very wealthy denim collectors, Alex Jones had a pricey week and we HATE donating at the register. 

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Florida man is having a rough time, some of us get stressed the second we wake up, Syphillis is up, bras are down. 

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Gisele is hiring someone to help get over the hump, kids are going into date debt, we all lied about COVID stuff, almost half of people listening to this podcast poop only once a day. How do you deal?!!!! HOW???!

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Your Mom likes her meat a certain way, women hate their hands, something stinks in Salt Lake City, Ye is off Instagram and you most likely eat a family meal on the same day every week!

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The Lions had a(nother) rough weekend, petting dogs is better than Prozac, Kanye West wants your vote, so do the bears in Alaska and we have a winner in the Taco Bell election!

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Colleges are having a bad time, we'd do ANYTHING for one stress-free day, not drinking could be bad for you and Reese's wants us to be fat forever!

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We're in a ton of national debt, KFC is upping their game a little too late, Elon Musk is writing a big ol' check, love a plus sized person and Tom & Gisele are possibly finished?

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