The Kluck Index

Japan is cracking down on trolls, we only relax a tiny bit each day, Monkeypox is boomin' I got some new life changing shoes and it's the best dessert day! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Halfway through June already? Hot. Heat. Humidity. Yeah, it's still blazing! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Inflation is up, lifeguards are down, teachers are going to be packin' in Ohio, ladies may be partying too hard and it's hotter than Hell! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Great, the World is getting more nukes. Half of us think pets in bed is tip top, a town in Colorado mulls a name change, more than half of us are late and baby it's National Bourbon Day! See omnystudio.com/listener[...]

Turns out your girl hates you checking out other ladies, less stress means you'll have a better time (duh!) we're running out of Sriracha and Google has created a monster! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our new intern Colin is also trombonist....so we had him in for rimshots! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lonely seniors are getting a hand, Velveeta is in the cosmetics game, horsemeat is going to be harder to come by and if we won the lotto...most of us wouldn't say anything.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're getting more beef, China's plans for a secret base are ruined, we're all leaving the same things in our Ubers and it's National Best Friends Day!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we celebrate the humble VCR, sleep may be keeping you from looking your best, we want more happy hour and a Tiger King star gets arrested! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Pope may be calling it a day, most men are WAYYYY mistaken about their health, these gas prices are gonna be around for a while and I'm another year older, not another year wiser.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.