The Kluck Index

Some of us are VERY ambitious when it comes to planning for 2026, NYC went a record number of days without a homicide, not many of us are sleeping and exercising enough and Lucky CHarms have teamed up with Ghost?!

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We are really bad at using vacation time, Starbucks has a couple of new seasonal jams, most of us want cash for Christmas and someone is missing a literal boatload of cocaine!

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The Clippers are eating good, 7-11 has a new egg salad sammie for ya, we had a rare sighting of Jason in public and we have a new shade of white!

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Cheetos is kicking off 2026 with a new zesty flavor, we hate the waiting room, tip your bartender a lil' extra tonight and check yo' shredded cheese bags!!!!!

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Gamestop made waves this week, most of us are stressing pretty hard about money these days, your sweat may give doctors clues about your health and kids are making allowance BANK!

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Betty Crocker has a couple new holiday jams, cats meow more at the fellas, we're getting a new flavor of pineapple and we need grains y'all!

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A man is not having any carolers this year, utilities in Maryland are high as Hell, Aldi has a new holiday treat, no more leftover turkey as of yesterday and we went HARD on Black Friday!

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Oh Jeeze. It's December. 2025 is about tapped out. Let's get on with it!

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The staff at the Kluck Index Podcast are off until Monday to enjoy the holidays!

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It's about to get colder, kids are putting down books and picking up social media, Five Guys has a new jam and we as a whole are not a happy bunch these days. 

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