The Kluck Index

Ooooooh spooky, it's Friday the 13th!

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Burger King is doing better, Dr. Dre is officially a billionaire, have a couple of kiwis today if you're backed up and old people in Britain can get into the army!

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Peeps still wants us to give 'em a look, open offices promote bullying, airports are getting backed up and today you need to ask your crush to prom!

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Today we celebrate Mario (Mar10 lol), Wendy's has a helluva job offer, kids think dinner stinks and gas is up. Wayyyyyy up!

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DAMN THIS TIME CHANGE!

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Trader Joe's needs their rice back, Taco Bell has new sweet treats, four places in the US are ideal for hiding from nukes, don't hold your number twos and Britney is having a bad one bro....

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Open AI is walking back their unholy alliance with the government, we all hate tracked ads, Paramount is having a bad week at the office and give it up today for the humble Cheese Doodle!

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Outback is bringing back a combo, turns out a ton of us sing in the shower, time to rustle up some "boy kibble" and DQ is giving it away in a couple weeks!

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Bernie Sanders is about to lose all his Prime privileges, M&M's had 3 new flavors, SC is heavy tippin' and most of these kids are diabetics now!

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Vermont is tight and right, Johnsonville and Dr. Pepper are having a baby, the Tooth Fairy is up on the upswing and backseat drivers suck!

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