The Kluck Index

Florida likes their children tender, Fred Durst must have a wild backyard, we all know what the saddest song ever is and Jameson wants the cops at your front door.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sony is bringing back a piece of our childhoods, a California cop messed around and found out, brews may be shrinking your brain and we like our songs a certain way.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cat people are cracking down on Russia, we'd all pick breakfast over dinner, we celebrate the pancake and damn, what a great weekend!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Things are really getting out of hand between Kanye and Pete, Papa Johns wants to help out of work ballplayers, we all hate the same things about vacation and Amazon is Amazoning itself! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You're working too hard at the gym, oil prices are killing us, Lindsay Lohan has a job or two lined up and what in the Hell is Mulled Wine? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Russian vodka is out, we all try and fail at decluttering the house, AAA would like to have a word with young males about their driving and we're getting pizza vending machines! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Border patrol sounds like a tricky job, OnlyFans is also cracking down on Russia, Amanda Bynes wants what Britney got and it's March baby, Spring is coming!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Here we are, the final day of February! Crown Royal has new booze coming out, we all have a decent amount of credit card debt and people are still using AOL DIAL UP!!!???? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ferrari has a new ride coming out, the Queen is doing well (?), we can't deal without our phones and Michigan had a big week at the office!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kanye can't come to SNL anymore, the interior of your car is worse than a toilet, time to celebrate the humble tortilla and houses have gotten even more expensive!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.