The Kluck Index
You’ve heard of Hot Takes? Welcome to Kluck’s Not Takes! All the news you didn’t know you needed in a tasty 10 item format!
September 11 2023
Saginaw is a pretty dangerous place, Goodwill in Arizona sounds wild AF, Taco Bell has a "new" item, diabetes leads to depression and Little Caesars is bringing back a classic. I think it's a classic. Maybe not. Maybe just for[...]
June 21 2023
It's finally the first day of Summer! We have an office "cleaning party" today, an Ohio woman ain't parting with her werewolf, we want our shopping malls back, Taco Bell has Summer fashion on the way and the robots are[...]
June 19 2023
Florida doesn't want you to move in, getting groundwater is messing with the actual Earth, some of us forget to brush, White Castle has Summer Scoots on the mind and we give a LOAD to charity in this country!
June 16 2023
American Airlines is making you feel as poor as they can, kids are cutting down on credit card usage and popping more pills, a house for sale has the new title of "World's Most Expensive" and don't forget Dad on[...]
June 8 2023
Yellowstone wants you to stop being dumb, breastfeeding could make class a breeze for you later in life, Gen Z needs to hit it a bit harder on nights out and yo man, we have an out of control STD[...]
June 7 2023
Twitter's salespeople are having a hard time of it, the PGA backtracked about a few billion dollars worth, Bam is on hold, snacks can make or break a car ride and Monday is worse than any of us thought....
June 2 2023
Some kids in NY are about to have a very bad time, way too many of us have a blankie as an adult, Papa John's is still out there trying to win us over and the A/C is finally on!
June 1 2023
You better actr right out of the gate on a first date, a centenarian shares the secret to a long life, not as many people are as stoked for Summer as we are and man Elon is treating Twitter like[...]
May 30 2023
Taco Bell wants to ruin your shorts in a new color this Summer, scientists have figured out how to have the best vacation, your phone may be killing you and think twice before you AirDrop your genitals to strangers.
May 23 2023
Summer is off to a rough start at the Kluck house, Honey Boo Boo is out there doin' it grrrrrl, apparently we all cheat at bachelor parties, pretend we don't see messes and college science classes at USC sound lit[...]
April 20 2023
It's 420 baby and we're blowing more cash on weed than candy! What? Most of us have the same view of the economy, the kids these days love their Adderall, McDonald's is changing it up and Texas is messing with[...]
April 12 2023
The FBI is warning you to watch where you plug your phone in, we're getting more Kim Kardashian, cat-calling is still a thing, we'd rather Google than see a doctor and a shark has only a slightly better sniffer than[...]
April 10 2023
We all lose our sense of fun around the same age, loads of us have asked for a few bucks over the last year, don't burn a bridge when you leave a job...statistics say you'll be back and Easter weekend[...]
April 6 2023
Kid ROck is very upset on the interwebs this week, Brownsville, Texas is have a bad go of it, Leonardo used a secret ingredient on the Mona Lisa and Big Milk may not be Big Milk for very much longer.
March 29 2023
One fella ruined a town's water, the guy who owns Porsche behaves exactly like you would if you owned Porsche, we're about to scarf down an insane number of jelly beans and stop putting things up your fanny that don't[...]
March 22 2023
Jimmy G has a quite an offer on the table from a couple fans, we're ALL drowning in mortgage debt but I have a solution, ChatGPT is coming for our jobs and our lives and let's all celebrate West Virginia!
March 9 2023
We may have a new Kardashian cast member, being old doesn't mean you get what life is about, Aaron Rodgers may head East, Lack's Links is out of their minds and Starbucks has a new bevy but also a missed[...]
March 1 2023
We wish our health was like our car's, sugar is bad and it turns out sugar replacements are worse, kids are lying about crossword puzzles and there is a decent chance you can kill and get away with it!
February 16 2023
Prices are up, fun at the grocery store is down, true crime docs and podcasts can save your life, kids aren't driving, half of us think the news is lying and there are tow careers that are happier than all[...]
February 9 2023
Leo DiCaprio is having a rough go on social media this week, 7:23 is a bad time for all of us, we're betting it ALL on the Super Bowl, our cars are too big and our kids are too smart.
February 6 2023
Joe Exotic has a new will, KFC has a new sammy, the under 45 crowd HATES work, life expectancy is down for Hoosiers, we have an oldest dog, a coldest mountain top and man that balloon was everywhere this weekend.
February 2 2023
Papa John's has a new trick up their sleeve, Exxon got ALL our money last year, Dr. Phil is done, some in Alabama is missing something VERY important and a ton of us are staying in for Valentine's Day.
January 23 2023
Some of us can't even do one push up, we have 8 sad days a month, Mt. Dew has a new hot sauce flavor on the way, churches are closing all over and some people replace their toothbrush once a[...]
January 17 2023
Always fun when wealthy people try to tell us poors how to live, Andy Dick is out there on that Andy Dick grind, Cheetos has a new trick, some of us are dream chasers and Dry January is halfway over!
January 5 2023
Colorado is down one funeral home director, Louisiana sounds like an insane hell hole, growing up with money means you have a leg up on being a QB and Stanford comes over the top with some uhhhh "good" news!
January 3 2023
And we're back after a long holiday break! Lions are ready for prime time, we nearly lost Hawkeye, Bill Cosby wants to tour, the Treasury is having a bad time and Nostradamus predicts the bad times ain't even started yet!
November 14 2022
Loads of people have been on blind dates, BK has a new sandwich that sounds difficult to order, Dana White wants to slap the hell out of people, Lite Brite had a big weekend and so did them Deeeetroit Lions!
October 27 2022
Most of us would still choose love over money, a couple reasons to have a beer today, Twitter is on the decline, Harvard is the best school you can go to and Snoop smokes a superhuman amount of pot.
October 20 2022
Can you imagine a $300K Caddy? Your lack of sleep is killing you....so are hot dogs, chips and soda. Turkey is up, Arizona Iced Tea will never be and kids in Boston may be the death of all of us.
October 18 2022
The Birds Aren't Real people are still out there, there is a doctor in Ohio that refuses to retire at 100, we'd pay more for things if they'd just last longer, Kanye made a big buy this week and Tennessee[...]
October 14 2022
About a third of us don't care much for pets, Lions are still gonna lose on a bye week, apparently there are very wealthy denim collectors, Alex Jones had a pricey week and we HATE donating at the register.
October 12 2022
Gisele is hiring someone to help get over the hump, kids are going into date debt, we all lied about COVID stuff, almost half of people listening to this podcast poop only once a day. How do you deal?!!!! HOW???!
September 28 2022
A whole lotta people are planning on leaving their jobs, we've all made 4 poor choices, the U.S. is apparently no longer number one, you only need three things for peak brain performance and Costco's CFO has a smart idea.
September 23 2022
NYU is offering a real snoozer of a class, half of us think it's OK to buy stuff, use it and take it back, the Fed wants us to starve to death, we find new foods on social media and[...]
September 7 2022
White women are about to dialed up, Jason hates Bobby Blotzer, what you drink on the beach could say a lot about you, we like our watermelon with seeds and it's National Salami Day and I DIDN'T make it a[...]
August 17 2022
Three dudes broke a World record and are probably sick of each other, over half of us think we can spot a liar, Russia has a new terrifying dog, a famous pair of drawers could be yours and lonely men[...]
August 9 2022
K-Fed is making the news (lol, what year is it?) young people have no love for their cars, Miami has a terrible idea for a reality show, the Lions are on TV tonight and there is a perfect new snack[...]