September 22 2023
We don't know much about the people making the rules, ultra processed foods are killing us (but so tasty!) we're outliving our savings, Snoop is being SNoop and we have a live spectacle tonight!
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September 21 2023
Rudy needs to pay up, they found the "missing" fighter jet, a walk may be the best first date you've ever had, we need to drink more water and not one of us trust the government!
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September 20 2023
Well, here it is. Officially the last day of Summer.
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September 19 2023
We mow a ton of grass in this country, Hugh Jackman is single, Gigi Hadid is damn near perfect, city life sounds rough and today is one of the most annoying days on the calendar.
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September 18 2023
Russell Brand may be a scumbag of the highest order, we need our naps, Cup Noodles instead of coffee? Gas is up, Gatorade needs to stay in their lane!
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September 15 2023
MTV VMAs aren't doing so hot, we're getting new FunYuns, Joe Rogan could be ruining your game, throw that old shirt out and now the casinos want us to feel bad for them lololololol
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September 14 2023
Lunchables need to stay in their lane, we have a vaping Representative, worrying about your kids is a second full time job, our paychecks are down for another year and they caught that escapee in Pennsylvania!
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September 13 2023
Not having social media makes you sus to the ladies, McDonald's is kicking the freeloaders out, Puddle of Mudd get banned from Flint and grown-ass men are dining off the kids menu?
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September 12 2023
Doctors may have been messing up your blood pressure, some of us are ruining sleep for our partner, Tarzan is in and so are ants on a log!!
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September 11 2023
Saginaw is a pretty dangerous place, Goodwill in Arizona sounds wild AF, Taco Bell has a "new" item, diabetes leads to depression and Little Caesars is bringing back a classic. I think it's a classic. Maybe not. Maybe just for[...]
September 8 2023
Nelly was right if he was talking about climate change, Russia is, well, Russia, gamers are not exactly raking it in and some of you psychos have already started Christmas shopping.
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September 7 2023
You only need 4 things for relationship bliss, two guys in China are in huge trouble, 5 year plans are out, some of us have an odd definition of cheating and the NFL is back!!!
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September 6 2023
Many of us are missing one kind of friend, Taco Bell is trying to class it up, we have a new STD to watch out for and Pringles is jumping on the Everything bandwagon.
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September 5 2023
Back after a long Labor Day weekend! Body hair is back in, wolves are back too! Whining is out, cheese is getting expensive and Twitter needs to slow it's roll bro....
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August 31 2023
Burger King is in trouble, Chick-Fil-A is just giving it away, being a new parent is hella exhausting and there is a guy out there peeing in sinks....that aren't his!
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August 30 2023
Ozempic may be a wonder drug, idiots are still out there looking for Nessie, we hate three foods, love foreign objects a bit too much and Fireball is getting fancy!
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August 29 2023
Athletes are endorsing mayonnaise, Florida is gonna be wiped out, Dallas is going to get fried, we get a new place to use sunscreen and Britney's ex thinks he is going to be famous now lol
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August 28 2023
Vasectomies are up, booze for the Gen Zers is down, Subway is being bought, Bab Barker is gone, we are a stressed bunch and the coop was completed!
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August 25 2023
A Florida town is being terrorized, Mississippi goes hard at the concession stand, a new robot wants to get you hammered, climate change is ruining your home value and Kevin is coming to town!
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August 24 2023
Ladies, wash your makeup utensils, Oscar Mayer needs to reel it in a bit, Amanda Bynes is out, Peach Pie is in and most of us are pretty OK with us.
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August 23 2023
We love our solitude, we got a new Navy ship, delivery food is down, tablet use is up, Harry Styles wants to help you get laid and we're all going to get heat stroke this week!
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August 22 2023
Burning Man is cheaper than ever, things are not going well at Twitter/X, shaving your bits is a very dangerous deed, weed and boozer are up, degrees are down and we don't even know our own towns!
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August 21 2023
Old Man Ernie's softball team makes the index, Florida woman doing Florida woman things, we celebrate the seniors today, Jason misses jury duty and Kid Rock drinks Bud Light!
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August 18 2023
Mortgage rates are heading to the damned moon, the Gulf is boiling, we don't wash walls, don't go to the doctor when something hurts.....so yeah, things are going great!
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August 17 2023
We love our drugs and alcohol, furries get violent, women don't like the morning sex, we all have big travel plans next year and we celebrate my favorite beverage today!
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August 16 2023
Some of us would cheat for a stack of cash, pet owners are a gullible bunch, men say those three words faster than the ladies do and some of feel like our job is worthless.
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August 14 2023
Life is rough for public officials, Morgan Wallen gets a shave, IHOP is throwing a party, we spend big on wedding pictures, we celebrate the humble creamsicle and thumbs down on inflation!
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August 15 2023
Cheating sounds like it is worth it, we spend a ton of dough on terrible food, half of us feel healthcare in this country is fine and parents think kids need to play music!
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August 11 2023
We waste 8 minutes at work on Tinder, scientists have figured out how to best slow cook a human, Popeye's is hooking it up this weekend, Moms feel the heat and I'm dogsitting this weekend!
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August 10 2023
We're getting priced out of new cars, thieves in Indy sound nerdy as Hell, COVID could make you face-blind and we may finally get the weight loss pill we've been waiting for!
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August 9 2023
One of our favorite ladies is single again, we drink a boatload of smoothies, pork is up, nudes are down and we have a new record tastiest gin!
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August 8 2023
Zoom is a bit two-faced, Tennessee loves it's desserts, Baby Boomers are splitting up more often, WW3 may be closer than we thought and it's all about the Mega Millions tonight baby!
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August 7 2023
Taco Bell is bringing a classic out of retirement, the US Women are out, money matters to Millennials, they caught the foot weirdo and some folks feel like their jobs are worthless.
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August 4 2023
Getting a car loan isn't getting any easier, August sky is going to be cray, apparently some of y'all love Axe Body Spray, TV is down and the Mega Millions is way, way, way up!
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August 3 2023
Humanity may be ending, Taco Bell is getting called out, school supplies are through the roof, Costco has a terrible idea, loneliness may ruin your brain and today we celebrate the IPA.
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August 2 2023
South Korea has um....some "farming issues," Wisconsin wants these children at a job ASAP, we love reading, people are spending a couple bucks to have someone do their dirty work and Twitter has a lot of nerve!
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July 31 2023
Phoenix is on some ishhhh this month, your sex robot could turn on you, California is team No Sleep, SPAM goes to Flavortown and today we celebrate the Avocado!
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July 28 2023
We spend a nice wad on impulse buys every month, Subway wants your name, Hulk Hogan is engaged brother, Aldi released it's greatest hits for 2023 and we're sunning wild with syphillis
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July 27 2023
Teens are staying off the road, Spotify is having a rough week, Phoenix' hot streak continues, Florida is boiling now too and it's National Chili Dog Day!!
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July 26 2023
Kids may be bad for your doggo, scientists are getting this "live a long life" thing dialed in, we're getting a mountain of new emojis, Tom Brady isn't making news and it's either all or nothing!
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July 25 2023
A new STD pill is backfiring, Phoenix continues to bake, UPS is gonna strike, a Fench town has the best idea ever, Elon Musk continues his hot streak and today raise your wine glass!
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July 24 2023
Barbie has a bonkers weekend, Aloe may be killing us, a load of people are still cool with lighting up at home and we spend a load on delivery! Last week of July LFG!
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July 21 2023
Massachusetts has a sexy bird statue, Natty Light and Sperry have teamed up (WTF?) we need space sex answers, we lie about gym time and we celebrate our favorite food today!
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July 20 2023
A Texas woman sasses the wrong people, Taco Tuesday is for The People, half of doggos get to sleep in bed, Phoenix is cooking and Krispy Kreme wants you dead.
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July 19 2023
The Canadian smoke is back, loads of us have left because of a boss, overseas travel ain't that pricey, old iPhones are apparently worht loads of cash and we have a new single lady!
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July 18 2023
Loads of us work in a toxic office, we're becoming more eco-friendly this year, some people are about to die in Death Valley, Indiana's water sucks, nobody here won Powerball and drive safe, Memphis!
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July 17 2023
Florida steakhouses sound like Hell on Earth, the FDA has approved a new pill, groping in Italy is cool apparently and the Powerball is so swole bro....
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July 14 2023
A bad week for Detroit and Baltimore, kids are bored every day of the week, we celebrate the humble nude, inflation is slowing and Aaron Rodgers is gonna be on Hard Knocks!
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July 13 2023
BK has a wild new sammy overseas, most of us are walking around with a broken phone, loads of us have been through a sleep divorce and tonight is a big night in the sky!
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July 12 2023
Mega Millions let everyone down last night, Dog The Bounty Hunter is shocking nobody, Scorpios are big spenders and AOL is stealing from our elders!!!
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July 11 2023
A bad guy is having a bad time in prison, Alex Jones is still a lunatic, New Yorkers are rude on the internet, don't do everything you see on TikTok and Happy Prime Day!
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July 10 2023
We have a pickle war brewing, Sonic is rolling into Walmart, Nevada is dealing with a pervert, Arizona is deep frying and shark attacks are running real hot for 2023....
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July 7 2023
Golden Corral is weighing your take out, we're on Threads, not into being rich anymore, Milennials are huge liars and it's hot AF this week!
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July 6 2023
We love us some BBQ festivities, fewer 40 somethings are getting married, 7-11 has bling now, we have a new social media outlet and soon we may FINALLY get flying cars!
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June 30 2023
And *poof Just like that June is over! Have a great holiday!
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June 29 2023
Cocaine is up, clean air is down, you can stay in Barbie's DreamHouse, menu anxiety is a thing, Taco Bell is crushing it this Summer and 4th of July is gonna be a ghost town around here!
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June 28 2023
Oh goodie, Malaria is back! Arby's is bringing back a classic, church is down, blackouts are up and Ryan Seacrest is taking all of our jobs!!!
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June 26 2023
Kids are having a tough go of it these days, we're going to have an octopus farm, sex helps you sleep (duh) ladies have some old bras and the chocolate treat may be getting much more expensive!
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June 23 2023
It was a big week for Vienna, the FDA wants a fat slab of lab meat, Florida man has an odd shopping list, Kevin Costner's wife has needs bruh and billionaire's are gonna duke it out.
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June 22 2023
The kids these days aren't into live sports, loads of us have no idea what our credit score is, Florida has a meth island, Rodgers is tripping and today we celebrate the HVAC Tech
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June 21 2023
It's finally the first day of Summer! We have an office "cleaning party" today, an Ohio woman ain't parting with her werewolf, we want our shopping malls back, Taco Bell has Summer fashion on the way and the robots are[...]
June 20 2023
Things are gonna get hot in Texas this week, tons of us are depressed, the government is covering up UFO crashes, we think Biden is too old and we hate the internet!!! Rabble rabble rabble!
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June 19 2023
Florida doesn't want you to move in, getting groundwater is messing with the actual Earth, some of us forget to brush, White Castle has Summer Scoots on the mind and we give a LOAD to charity in this country!
June 16 2023
American Airlines is making you feel as poor as they can, kids are cutting down on credit card usage and popping more pills, a house for sale has the new title of "World's Most Expensive" and don't forget Dad on[...]
June 15 2023
Inflation is slowing down, kids are unprepared to deal with finances, seeing a ghost could mean you have a leaky house, we're drinking more than we have since the Civil War and Pat Sajak is hanging it up!
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June 14 2023
BK is coming after your underwear, fake porn is running wild, what you're watching could be ruining you day and today we celebrate bourbon!
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June 13 2023
Florida continues to sound like a 3rd world country, kids today be trippin more, lock up your Pokemon cards, Chick Fil A is restoring a classic and working with machines can be rough on your brain!
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June 12 2023
Sunday morning is dangerous as Hell, your family may be keeping you fat, Red Lobster brings back a classic, Britney may be on meth and we have a new King of Beers!
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June 9 2023
A third of Millennials cannot wait to check their phone, Canada is ruining our rock and roll weekend, Taco Bell is turning up the heat and so is Fireball!
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June 8 2023
Yellowstone wants you to stop being dumb, breastfeeding could make class a breeze for you later in life, Gen Z needs to hit it a bit harder on nights out and yo man, we have an out of control STD[...]
June 7 2023
Twitter's salespeople are having a hard time of it, the PGA backtracked about a few billion dollars worth, Bam is on hold, snacks can make or break a car ride and Monday is worse than any of us thought....
June 6 2023
Coldplay are out there doing good, the Swedes are trying to ruin ice cream, church in NC sounds like a fun time and today we celebrate the pests of the World!
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June 5 2023
Celebrities were in town over the weekend, we would travel far for our favorite food, Bam is missing again, most of us are positive about work and today I've made it another trip around the sun!
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June 2 2023
Some kids in NY are about to have a very bad time, way too many of us have a blankie as an adult, Papa John's is still out there trying to win us over and the A/C is finally on!
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June 1 2023
You better actr right out of the gate on a first date, a centenarian shares the secret to a long life, not as many people are as stoked for Summer as we are and man Elon is treating Twitter like[...]
May 31 2023
Florida woman goes Florida woman, we all remember the smell of our childhood home, Elon Musk wants your braaaaaaains, wedding prices are getting out of hand and today we celebrate the humble flip flop!
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May 30 2023
Taco Bell wants to ruin your shorts in a new color this Summer, scientists have figured out how to have the best vacation, your phone may be killing you and think twice before you AirDrop your genitals to strangers.
May 26 2023
Chicago has an outbreak, kids today are in for a long haul, cheating may be good for you and you may be fine with that and looking at food may help curb stomp your overreating?
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May 25 2023
You need to quit skipping leg day, Wendy's is putting the cart before the horse, all of our animals are dying, Hot Pockets are a huge deal in Kentucky and today we celebrate the vino!
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May 24 2023
Apparently Siri Thirst is getting out of hand, IU needs to keep it's thoughts and findings to itself, Bezos is engaged, pens are killing people and today we celebrate the humble snail!
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May 23 2023
Summer is off to a rough start at the Kluck house, Honey Boo Boo is out there doin' it grrrrrl, apparently we all cheat at bachelor parties, pretend we don't see messes and college science classes at USC sound lit[...]
May 12 2023
We think men cheat, Disney is running back a classic, we have 3 spoiled doggos in this country, we could be sleeping on bankruptcies and don't forget Mom this Sunday!
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May 11 2023
RIP MTV News, Goldfish is running back a favorite flavor, things are not going too swell for Britney Spears, Tucker Carlson found something to do with his time and things get worse for striking writers.
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May 10 2023
An Aussie gets lost, the US is drowning in debt, AI is coming for all of our jobs, we celebrate seafood, an old old old new parent and the show turns 13!
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May 9 2023
Your passwords all suck, Maine actually topped a list this week, two R&B stars settled things stepdad style, we are a smooth loving people and a kid in Texas discovers fart spray!
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May 8 2023
AYCE is making a comeback, groceries are eating us alive, almost all of us have a side hustle, a young lady in Pennsylvania gets her lie busted and we celebrate a truly trash dessert!
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May 4 2023
May the Fourth Be With You. And Also With You.
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May 3 2023
Today we celebrate dogs with wheels, hate on Utah, learn about Pizza Hut's newest pie, find out how Mom wants to celebrate Mother's Day and hear about a new movie!
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May 2 2023
An NBA player signs a lifetime deal, things go from awful to even worse for Crazytown, some of us looooove talking on the phone and I have some van work ahead of me!
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May 1 2023
Ganja smokers may get a crack at government work soon, Outback wants to ruin your date mood, murder sounds like it's getting easier, the draft is over and my van didn't make it through the weekend.
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April 27 2023
Apple wants to know even more about you, American Airlines sounds a lot like Spirit these days, we love trips, grandma loves her technology and today we celebrate the humble Prime Rib!
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April 26 2023
If you have allergies time to stock up on meds, Bam Margera is on the loose, the Mint is finding out what it means to work for a living, and it's time to stop wasting food!
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April 25 2023
Man yesterday was a bad day to be a TV anchor, my wife is going out of town, we aren't doing family photos anymore, our debt is outstanding and it's National DNA Day!
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April 24 2023
The season hasn't started and the Lions are already losing, running Google pays fat, Spring cleaning is chicken soup for the soul, we all get food envy and a bad weekend for Bed, Bath & Beyond.
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April 21 2023
Tesla is cutting prices, Motley Crue are working on new stuff, Twitter is taking back their check marks, repos are back in fashion and we are all eating bugs!
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April 20 2023
It's 420 baby and we're blowing more cash on weed than candy! What? Most of us have the same view of the economy, the kids these days love their Adderall, McDonald's is changing it up and Texas is messing with[...]
April 19 2023
After an extended weekend, we're back! Happy 4/20 Eve!
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April 14 2023
NYC has a rat czar, Montana wants your TikTok, Captain Crunch is a slacker, owning a home is shockingly pricey and a Florida man is also a very busy man!
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April 13 2023
Lifting outside may be better than inside, the White House is cracking down on our partyin' ways, ticks are going to be bad this year and young dudes have no clue how to wash. Bruuuuuuuh
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April 12 2023
The FBI is warning you to watch where you plug your phone in, we're getting more Kim Kardashian, cat-calling is still a thing, we'd rather Google than see a doctor and a shark has only a slightly better sniffer than[...]
April 11 2023
OBJ had a payday over the weekend, Bam Margera is still on the loose and terrorizing people, Taylor Swift is single and walking (just a bit) can save your life!
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April 10 2023
We all lose our sense of fun around the same age, loads of us have asked for a few bucks over the last year, don't burn a bridge when you leave a job...statistics say you'll be back and Easter weekend[...]
April 7 2023
Banks won't stop until they reach a "lifetime mortgage," we fight about clutter, Florida man takes karaoke very seriously and hoist a pint baby, it's National Beer Day!
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April 6 2023
Kid ROck is very upset on the interwebs this week, Brownsville, Texas is have a bad go of it, Leonardo used a secret ingredient on the Mona Lisa and Big Milk may not be Big Milk for very much longer.
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April 5 2023
The WWE and UFC won't stop until they scare off ALL the women, just over half of us think the same thing about our partner, scientists need to STFU Finland gets welcomed to the party!
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April 4 2023
Even the rich folk are cutting back their travel, we don't feel qualified for jobs these days, there is some free Coors Light out in Montana, we want hats and today we celebrate the humble Jeep!
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April 3 2023
Our soldiers are getting thiccc, we feel insecure a lot, IHOP is sprucing up their menu, we are pretty two-faced when it comes to texting and driving and Heinz is teaming up with an unlikely ally.
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March 31 2023
Your eyes are giving away your age, Pepsi failed in the logo department, 3 years is a breaking point for a ton of relationships, Millennials are master ghosters and it's Final Four Weekend~
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March 30 2023
Guess what lazy kids grown into? Scientists are begging us to cool the jets on AI, Oreo has a new flavor, we're getting Mammoth meat and it's Opening Day baby!
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March 29 2023
One fella ruined a town's water, the guy who owns Porsche behaves exactly like you would if you owned Porsche, we're about to scarf down an insane number of jelly beans and stop putting things up your fanny that don't[...]
March 28 2023
Looks like we're about to peak as a species, Elon Musk bought an old jalopy, Ted Nugent needs to check himself, some of us don't clean....like at all and it's time to appreciate weed!
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March 27 2023
Women are flocking to the trucking game, idiot kids are still looking for Ninja Turtles, half of us are leaving this Spring and White Claw wants your driver's license!
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March 24 2023
Philly is making it rain, we now have a powdered beer, Snoop is in the coffee game and raise your glass baby, it's National Cocktail Day!
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March 23 2023
Home prices are finally heading in the right direction, half of us would get Fido tattooed on us, California hates Skittles, the Sweet 16 kicks off today and love is in the air!
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March 22 2023
Jimmy G has a quite an offer on the table from a couple fans, we're ALL drowning in mortgage debt but I have a solution, ChatGPT is coming for our jobs and our lives and let's all celebrate West Virginia!
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March 21 2023
Finland should rename themselves Fineland, an OG Batman is going to cost somebody Bruce Wayne money, Dunkin retires a classic and this country hates beards all of a sudden
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March 20 2023
We hang to clothes for a long time, Germany is handing the elderly over to robots, marriage is good for the ladies, we ALL hate taxes and Costco has a new contender in the heavyweight division.....
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March 16 2023
None of us are doing date night anymore, Lindsay Lohan is with pregnant, Aldi has never seen an Easter Bunny apparently, the sadnwich could be killing us and man splitting the bill sucks!
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March 15 2023
We have a new date for our Singularity Event Party, Facebook is not getting many likes this week, we don't know what nutrition even is and Krispy Kreme has you covered this weekend!
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March 14 2023
We are a nostalgic bunch, the Bears are wheeling and dealing, gas companies smashed the hell out of us last year and Walmart is getting ranch....ranch ice cream.
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March 13 2023
Vegans deserved obesity too, banks are acting like it's 2008 all over again, the brackets are set and we lost an hour although it feels like a helluva lot more over the weekend!
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March 10 2023
Scared of clowns? Science has your answer! AI is getting out of damned hand, divorce sounds expensive in Spain, Shawn Kemp is have a wild retirement and move over purple stuff, Sunny D is bringing the heat!
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March 9 2023
We may have a new Kardashian cast member, being old doesn't mean you get what life is about, Aaron Rodgers may head East, Lack's Links is out of their minds and Starbucks has a new bevy but also a missed[...]
March 8 2023
Wendy's is busting into grocery stores, Hugh Jackman is living the life I want to live, 21 times of "that" a month seems touch low, a third of us are screwed come April and it's International Women's Day!
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March 7 2023
Some young ladies are cooling their heels on the sex, if you're nice you're gonna have a bad time in retirement, Victoria's Secret is back and Germans.....keep on being very German.
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March 6 2023
Today we celebrate the dentists, lament a GIrl Scout Cookie shortage, wonder whay trains can't stay on the tracks in Ohio and find out what kind of person rocks a mullet. Also I dog sat, 0/10 would recommend.
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March 3 2023
Celebrate the National Anthem, walk 11 minutes a day or else, keto and paleo may actually be the worst, KISS announced their final show and KFC has answered our prayers!
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March 2 2023
We have a new "cleanest city in America," parents work hard to sneak time away from their kids, Dunkin' wants you dead, Applebee's is starting a fight league and West VA wants you baaaaack!
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March 1 2023
We wish our health was like our car's, sugar is bad and it turns out sugar replacements are worse, kids are lying about crossword puzzles and there is a decent chance you can kill and get away with it!
February 28 2023
Bruh, it's the finale of February already?!!!!
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February 27 2023
We're getting priced out of new cars, we are the reason we're single, Bam is mad at all the wrong people, maggots are in, trains are out and tip one back its Nat'l Kahlua Day!
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February 24 2023
Meemaw is going back to work, skip the straw today, indoor cats are living forever nowadays, we lie about our selfie touch-ups and I'm selling one of my babies.
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February 23 2023
We have a new happiest city in America, Red Lobster is blowing up the freezer aisle, all the fellas need to tip back a few more Cokes and we have a party bus trip today!
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February 22 2023
Apparently Indiana isn't focused on the big issues anymore, Mama June is married again, our food kills overseas, we've ALL tried to lose weight and Happy Ash Wednesday, fellow trainers!
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February 21 2023
A pastor finds out Jesus is hard to beat, McDonald's rechristens a classic, more mystery balloons, Meta wants your money, half of us are pure of thought and it's Fat Tuesday baby!
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February 20 2023
A catalytic converter thief meets his maker, the drugs are getter harder, Dollar Stores will soon be all we have and believe it or not....my van was pulled over for excessive SPEED over the weekend!
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February 17 2023
Talking with friends is important, sugar is once again trying to wreck your ass, Netflix is going to show us how the sausage is made, dudes have gotten longer and today we celebrate the humble cabbage!
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February 16 2023
Prices are up, fun at the grocery store is down, true crime docs and podcasts can save your life, kids aren't driving, half of us think the news is lying and there are tow careers that are happier than all[...]
February 15 2023
Genesis is stealing from old people, we're under siege by UFOs, none of us are well, time to cut the cord and celebrate Wisconsin!
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February 14 2023
Happy Valentine's Day! Listen with caution as it has been said (it hasn't) that the Index can be a bot of an aphrodisiac!
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February 13 2023
More "balloons" are floating over us, ladies do NOT want fancy bloomers for tomorrow, our kids can't read and inflation is the reason she ain't getting a gift tomorrow!
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February 10 2023
A Russian secret is no longer a secret, we hate ugly food, kids love their pets, just over half of women want the same thing for Valentine's Day and it's Super Sunday!
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February 9 2023
Leo DiCaprio is having a rough go on social media this week, 7:23 is a bad time for all of us, we're betting it ALL on the Super Bowl, our cars are too big and our kids are too smart.
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February 8 2023
Michigan can puff it's chest out a bit this week, we're alll going to watch Sunday, Doritos is back on their bullshizzzz and so is Pepsi. Also...anyone seen a North Korean dictator?
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February 7 2023
Taco Bell's assault on your drawers continues, only a few of us are honest about or saving ability, a celebrity bonks her head, we still believe in true love and is it illegal to posses a dolphin skull?
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February 6 2023
Joe Exotic has a new will, KFC has a new sammy, the under 45 crowd HATES work, life expectancy is down for Hoosiers, we have an oldest dog, a coldest mountain top and man that balloon was everywhere this weekend.
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Sour Patch Kids wants in on your Valentine's plans, we still use old timey cold remedies, you don't even get an hour if a date is going bad and we celebrate the worst moment in music history.
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February 3 2023
Sour Patch Kids wants in on your Valentine's plans, we still use old timey cold remedies, you don't even get an hour if a date is going bad and we celebrate the worst moment in music history.
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February 2 2023
Papa John's has a new trick up their sleeve, Exxon got ALL our money last year, Dr. Phil is done, some in Alabama is missing something VERY important and a ton of us are staying in for Valentine's Day.
February 1 2023
The Dallas Zoo needs to really lock it up bro, almost all of us think our pets are fans of our favorite teams, more of us than ever are living paycheck to paycheck and Dry January is OVER
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January 31 2023
NYC has no snow, single people hate being single, there are some wild STDs, bad times at Buzzfeed and today is the last day of Dry January!
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January 30 2023
Aaron Rodgers rumors are running hot, we love plotting vacays on the clock, we think we're pretty smart and the Super Bowl is set, LFG!!
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January 27 2023
Take an N/A beer to the gym next time, we all travel for the same reason, it's the last weekend of Dry January, Philly has job openings and turns out junk food is worse for you than drugs!
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January 26 2023
My Limp Bizkit idea gets shot down at work, Campbell's is coming for your underwear, Panic! At The Disco is breaking up and 1 out of 3 people in this country can't read gooooood.
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January 25 2023
TikTok has all the power, some of us are shelling out money for a good rubdown, the Earth may have stopped spinning, four dudes lost their freedom and the M&M candy mascots are retiring!
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January 24 2023
The U.S. has the beast and biggest, loads of people are out there mispronouncing everyday words, neighbors aren't very neighborly these days, some of us are getting "the sex" and say it ain't so Tool Man!
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January 23 2023
Some of us can't even do one push up, we have 8 sad days a month, Mt. Dew has a new hot sauce flavor on the way, churches are closing all over and some people replace their toothbrush once a[...]
January 20 2023
North Dakota wants all the sexy out of the libraries, the dollar is down, breakfast is up, your toddler knows when you're full of it and it's National DJ Day yo!
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January 19 2023
Green places may help your need for meds, intermittent fasting may kill you, we love our bananas, celebrate the humble Quark and our country is spending like we're in our early 20s!
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January 18 2023
Great news, prices are coming down! Bad news, not that much. Wyoming sounds like a welcoming place, we're a nation of coffee junkies and everyone is asking Tom Brady the same thing!
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January 17 2023
Always fun when wealthy people try to tell us poors how to live, Andy Dick is out there on that Andy Dick grind, Cheetos has a new trick, some of us are dream chasers and Dry January is halfway over!
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January 16 2023
Satan is up, the Lord is down, today we celebrate the fig newton, Britney had a rough weekend, Putin may be hanging up his suit and I didn't win a single lotto jackpot over the weekend!
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January 13 2023
We do not care much for congress members, Sierra Mist was euthanized, we're not having babies fast enough and it's Friday the 13th!
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January 12 2023
Mee-maw is on the weed, the WWE may have been sold, Cheetos has a bold new flavor and man, you thought YOU spent a lot of time in traffic? Pour one out for Chicago drivers.
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January 11 2023
Using the bus is down, the ozone is up, ESPN is getting into the snack game, Krispy Kreme won't stop until we're all dead and not one of us is drinking enough water.
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January 10 2023
The government is taking our stoves, most of us were hot for teacher, bicycles are after our children and a sad day for my mailbox.....
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January 9 2023
Another lottery hits the Billy mark, we may be down a big lake soon, Reese's knows what it has, the Joker is expecting and Elon Musk sets a record nobody wants
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January 6 2023
More COVID flying around, scientists think if we ever meet aliens we're gonna lose our minds, the Mega Millions is nearly a billion and there is a Sunday night Lions game?!!!
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January 5 2023
Colorado is down one funeral home director, Louisiana sounds like an insane hell hole, growing up with money means you have a leg up on being a QB and Stanford comes over the top with some uhhhh "good" news!
January 4 2023
Papa John has a brand new bag, we need to declutter, there is a library in Colorado that PARTIES and we all went deep into debt for the holidays
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January 3 2023
And we're back after a long holiday break! Lions are ready for prime time, we nearly lost Hawkeye, Bill Cosby wants to tour, the Treasury is having a bad time and Nostradamus predicts the bad times ain't even started yet!
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December 16 2022
Boom, the last one for 2022. Thank you for a great year and have a great holiday you sexy beast!
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December 15 2022
Vince McMahon is having a bad 2022, loads of people are buying Xmas presents early, Elon Musk's bad 2022 continues and bad news if you want a cig in New Zealand.
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December 14 2022
The NBA has a new award, Chips Ahoy! has a new bold flavor, the Lions are a top 10 squad and things sound depressing at Twitter HQ...
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December 13 2022
There are dudes out there that dine out every day of the week, most of us believe malls are insane this time of year, church is down, jean jackets are up and condoms are free in France!
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December 12 2022
It's a day to stretch, there is a very good puppy in NYC, more people would forguive cheaters than you'd think, Kanye won an award over the weekend and I beat my wife in fantasy football!
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December 9 2022
None of us like crypto, there is a new fancier cocaine out there just in time for the holidays, those dumb AI selfies are everywhere and some homeowners are already royally screwed.
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December 8 2022
Indonesia sounds like no fun, the Navy wants sworse people, a Chicago cop learns a tough lesson on vacation, we're going to drive a ton this Christmas and Elon Musk hates monkeys!
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December 7 2022
Franzia is getting in the holiday spirit, we all hate the same Xmas song, most of us are tightening our belts and using pencils
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December 6 2022
The kids these days love the weed and hate the booze, half of us are huge liars, Apple is packing up and leaving and Jimmy G is donezo
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December 5 2022
KFC is "helping" the homeless, Aldi hates your underpants, Pepsi has an awful holiday drink recipe it's a big day for the baguette and for the humble ninja!
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December 2 2022
Gas prices are up, so are killer robots. Half of us love the holidays, the Liver King surprises nobody and a NC man sets a record!
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December 1 2022
Kanye gets a stiff bill, cheap dates are on the rise, Hot Pockets has clothing now, and we're fatter than we've ever been and put a little Jameson under the tree!
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November 30 2022
The biggest volcano in the world is having a bad week, Red Lobster is rolling out more Cheddar Bay goodness, morning people have it easier and Mt. Dew has.....a holiday flavor.
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November 29 2022
We have a new oldest dog, Elon Musk is filling Twitter with nudes, your couch has a lifespan and it is quite short and it's National Day of Giving!
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November 28 2022
Post-Thanksgiving shopping is way up, so is the price of salsa in Texas! Pepsi has a new World Cup flavor, we don't feel good about the gifts we give and it's Cyber Monday!
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November 23 2022
Last Index before Thanksgiving, have a great holiday!
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November 22 2022
Mariah Carey is invading Thanksgiving, some of us are turning our heat OFF this Winter, NASA has some big dreams, the Lions are in second (what?) and Olivia Wilde is single y'all!
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November 21 2022
The new Fast & Furious movie is going to be the most expensive one yet, half of us don't care about lunch that much, not many of us plan on eating right until January and we NEED sleeeeeeeep.
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November 18 2022
The Walking Dead is at the end, we love giving good gifts, Mt. Dew is busting one out for the fans, Taylor Swift and Ticketmaster have had a week bro and Pickleball will be the death of us!
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November 17 2022
Adderall is up, Hawai'i is down, Taylor Swift and Ticketmaster are having a bad week, Andy Dick is locked up and there is a sniper in Ukraine you want zero smoke from.
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November 16 2022
A classic rock band is hanging it up for good, we have a new "biggest song of all time," Jeff Bezos is giving all his money away and legalizing weed makes your state bank!!
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November 15 2022
Jason's got a new dog, if you bought crypto through FTX you're having a bad time, the Lions are having a "dream" season and Stouffer's is entering the liquor game!
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November 14 2022
Loads of people have been on blind dates, BK has a new sandwich that sounds difficult to order, Dana White wants to slap the hell out of people, Lite Brite had a big weekend and so did them Deeeetroit Lions!
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November 10 2022
Most young adults are on the pills, way too many of us drive drowsy, Krispy Kreme wants you fatter than the turkey, celebrate your Civic and it turns out a shocking number of people cut their own hair!
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November 9 2022
Electricity is going to break the bank this Winter, the park people have a simple ask of you, we have a new "Sexiest Man Alive" Patron wants more of your cash and Casey Anthony has a show now?
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November 8 2022
Some of us dislike ALL of our coworkers, the World is getting to be a crowded place, Facebook is laying people off and in case you haven't heard...it's ELECTION DAY!
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November 11 2022
Krispy Kreme is hooking you up for voting, the demise of Daylight Savings Time could kill us, the Constitution is up for sale next month and it's gonna be cheaper to dine out for Thanksgiving.
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November 7 2022
Krispy Kreme is hooking you up for voting, the demise of Daylight Savings Time could kill us, the Constitution is up for sale next month and it's gonna be cheaper to dine out for Thanksgiving.
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November 4 2022
Miller Lite wants to help you with Christmas decorating, we all start feeling old around the same age, there is some bad football headed your way this weekend and you may be a billionaire Saturday night!
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November 3 2022
Chick-Fil-A is testing new stuff, there is an NFL franchise up for sale, Elon Musk wants his $8, so does Big Turkey!
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November 2 2022
The NFL trade deadline has passed, Kraft announces they're doing something we all thought they've been doing for years, Kanye's mess continues, picking your nose could hurt your mind and it's National Deviled Egg Day!
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November 1 2022
Now that October is over, how about a real quick post-Halloween PSA? Football has broken up a ton of friendships, Diddy is a billionaire and 2 minutes can save your life. Or extend it or whatever.
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October 31 2022
Elon Musk is firing the wrong people, Baskin-Robbins brings back a classic, Jake Paul won, it's Halloween and Powerball is about to make someone a BILLIONAIRE.
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October 28 2022
It's been a bad year for Mark Zuckerberg, T.J. Maxx is out there lying their ass off, GrubHub has drops a shocking fact, it's National Frankenstein Day and the Powerball is insane!
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October 27 2022
Most of us would still choose love over money, a couple reasons to have a beer today, Twitter is on the decline, Harvard is the best school you can go to and Snoop smokes a superhuman amount of pot.
October 26 2022
The McRib is saying farewell, Apple TV+ is going up, we have a new World's Dirtiest Man, Kanye continues his downward spiral and we're getting fake steak!
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October 25 2022
We really hate how our homes look, politicians are crushing the paper waste game, nearly half of us are unbroken and maaaaan we cannot wait to post bad reviews!
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October 24 2022
Home values could be dipping soon, loads of people are out there going commando, a pasta company is being sued by morons, and according to a new poll it really is the little things in life!
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October 21 2022
Andy Dick is on the upswing, the UK has a job opening, kids aren't riding the bus anymore, Dr. Pepper is after your teeth and Millennials' sex lives dry up after marriage
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October 20 2022
Can you imagine a $300K Caddy? Your lack of sleep is killing you....so are hot dogs, chips and soda. Turkey is up, Arizona Iced Tea will never be and kids in Boston may be the death of all of us.
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October 19 2022
Eminem isn't getting any younger, Uber wants to get you high, Arby's wants to get you drunk, we're all going to be broke AF soon, and we're getting a new "Twister!"
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October 18 2022
The Birds Aren't Real people are still out there, there is a doctor in Ohio that refuses to retire at 100, we'd pay more for things if they'd just last longer, Kanye made a big buy this week and Tennessee[...]
October 17 2022
D.C. sounds uh...pleasant, some cereals are off the "healthy breakfast" list, New York Mom is giving Florida man a run for his money to start the week and most parents admit they suck at one thing....
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October 14 2022
About a third of us don't care much for pets, Lions are still gonna lose on a bye week, apparently there are very wealthy denim collectors, Alex Jones had a pricey week and we HATE donating at the register.
October 13 2022
Florida man is having a rough time, some of us get stressed the second we wake up, Syphillis is up, bras are down.
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October 12 2022
Gisele is hiring someone to help get over the hump, kids are going into date debt, we all lied about COVID stuff, almost half of people listening to this podcast poop only once a day. How do you deal?!!!! HOW???!
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October 11 2022
Your Mom likes her meat a certain way, women hate their hands, something stinks in Salt Lake City, Ye is off Instagram and you most likely eat a family meal on the same day every week!
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October 10 2022
The Lions had a(nother) rough weekend, petting dogs is better than Prozac, Kanye West wants your vote, so do the bears in Alaska and we have a winner in the Taco Bell election!
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October 7 2022
Colleges are having a bad time, we'd do ANYTHING for one stress-free day, not drinking could be bad for you and Reese's wants us to be fat forever!
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October 6 2022
We're in a ton of national debt, KFC is upping their game a little too late, Elon Musk is writing a big ol' check, love a plus sized person and Tom & Gisele are possibly finished?
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October 5 2022
It be dry as Hell in Cali, we have a new king of all break up songs, none of us our doing well financially, we hate noisy travelers and all of us cuss quite a bit!
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October 4 2022
Archaeologists make a huge discovery, a Boston banker loses his job, Nick Cannon is a dangerous man, we wear the same clothes A LOT and has anyone seen the Iced Earth guy?
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October 3 2022
Uncrustables are expanding, NFTs are down (wut?) Elon Musk has a Terminator, you can steal Dahmer's look and Olive Garden brings back a classic!
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September 30 2022
And poof, just like that September is behind us.
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September 29 2022
Little robots are out there doing the Lord's work, home prices are screaming down to the basement, you have 11 things to do at work and the stink bug is back baby!!
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September 28 2022
A whole lotta people are planning on leaving their jobs, we've all made 4 poor choices, the U.S. is apparently no longer number one, you only need three things for peak brain performance and Costco's CFO has a smart idea.
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September 27 2022
Bam is drinking, Lions are in dead last, teens hate the way they look, tech stocks are down and Darth Vader is retiring! All in a Tuesday's work!
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September 26 2022
Cheating sex sounds amazing, Florida is about to get hosed off, we now have Flamin' Hot coffee, holding a fart can kill you and it's a day celebrating an American legend!
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September 23 2022
NYU is offering a real snoozer of a class, half of us think it's OK to buy stuff, use it and take it back, the Fed wants us to starve to death, we find new foods on social media and[...]
September 22 2022
The Space Force is still a thing AND has theme song?!!!! We're stuck in vacation ruts, Franzia wants to dress your dog, being a night owl can kill you and it's Fall y'all!!
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September 21 2022
We wouldn't survive in olden times or without coffee, Kim Kardashian goes house shopping, and there could be.....a beer shortage!!!!!
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September 20 2022
Men want changing tables, not everyone loves a free shirt, Bam is back under lock and key, some of us have cash hidden at home and it's my anniversary!
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September 19 2022
Scientists are working on new tatts, cyborgs are assuring us they won't take over, being homeless in Denver sounds rad and I had another sad realization over the weekend that I am getting too old.
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September 16 2022
Satan is back in fashion, Oxford is scraping for guest speakers these days, more of us steal clothing than we thought and we all worry too much!
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September 15 2022
Almost half of us have hair lies, we all watch way way too much TV, food hasn't been this expensive in our lifetime and man, this Summer WAS hot!
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September 14 2022
The Cowboys suffer a setback, we sent a ton of accidental nudes, Britney may have retired and it's National Sober Day.....BOOOOO
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September 13 2022
Tinder is leaving users worse off than they used to be, R. Kelly lost his commissary, couples all fight about the same three things and today we celebrate Jason's hair line!
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September 12 2022
Florida woman wilds out, we think mighty highly of how interesting our lives are, a country club in VA has the worst 9/11 promotion ever and BK is testing actual flavor!
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September 9 2022
We don't have many friends after 50, dog owners spend mucho dinero on their animals, 4 out of 5 of us don't cheat and the Queen is dead y'all!
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September 8 2022
We're loving our Lambos these days, the NFL is BACK BABY, men are happy if you laugh at our jokes, and Bam is back at the bar :(
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September 7 2022
White women are about to dialed up, Jason hates Bobby Blotzer, what you drink on the beach could say a lot about you, we like our watermelon with seeds and it's National Salami Day and I DIDN'T make it a[...]
September 6 2022
Taking breaks is good for your soul, we're all afraid of civil war and revealing our age, apparently we're the only ones not doing it in public and none of us are going to be able to retire
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September 1 2022
Chipotle is back on their BS, let's all celebrate the humble zit, we'd ditch coffee before dairy and Hard Mt. Dew is apparently the marrying type after all!
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August 31 2022
dang, just like that August is gone and Summer is on life support :(
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August 30 2022
None of us are sleeping well, pet owners go nuts for their pets, an extra inch could nudge you closer to death and secretly treating yourself is good for your marriage!
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August 29 2022
Disney is printing money these days, Mt. Dew and Spirit Halloween unveil a collab, we eat a ton of beef and some of us really need to MOVE!
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August 26 2022
Our wedding was the happiest we'll ever be, Nick Cannon needs to ice down his junk, Florida woman do public pools differently and we love us some Doritos!
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August 25 2022
News is making us sick, kids these days know how to party, Wisconsin needs to probably do a dry January and Chipotle takes a stab at the Circle of Life.
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August 24 2022
Younger ladies love them some beards, sad day for a Power Ranger, Dallas is getting washed away, sex can help your health better than quitting smoking and we have a new Mullet King. Bow down!!
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August 23 2022
Raising a child these days is expensive as Hell, Taco Bell wants to give vegetarians the scoots too, Dennis Rodman is off on another grand adventure and booze with weed in it is on the rise!
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August 22 2022
McDonald's is firing up something new, Papa John's has fans? Japan needs young people to drink more and a tip if you find yourself drinking too much!
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August 19 2022
Church sounds wild in Missouri, we post way too much crap online, it was a big week for the Buffalo and Papa John's. Also the Browns had a helluva MGK diss this week.
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August 18 2022
Miller High Life is getting into the dessert game, heat is going to kill us all in 28 years, bad grammar is worse than bad sex and we spend a horrifying amount of time online!
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August 17 2022
Three dudes broke a World record and are probably sick of each other, over half of us think we can spot a liar, Russia has a new terrifying dog, a famous pair of drawers could be yours and lonely men[...]
August 16 2022
Great, we're going to have a shortage of pizza sauce, fertilizer cost is breaking the bank for our grocery shopping, Norway doesn't mess around and we have an embassy.....in Tijuana?
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August 15 2022
A video game is getting it's own booze, vasectomies are up, the Bears are down, California got it right last week and we will let nothing stop us from having fun!
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August 12 2022
Teachers have it tough, Chipotle is offering to lend them a hand, we're being priced out of eggs, and it's officially NFL preseason time babayyyy!!!
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August 11 2022
Wendy's has got the goods, Florida is buck wild as ever but Alabama is coming hot on it's heels, Steven Seagal is still the worst and a really neat/horrifying fact about spiders!!
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August 10 2022
Chick-fil-A is testing out something new, we're pushing our brains too hard, Krispy Kreme is making this diet hard AF and the Choco Taco gets a stay of execution.
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August 9 2022
K-Fed is making the news (lol, what year is it?) young people have no love for their cars, Miami has a terrible idea for a reality show, the Lions are on TV tonight and there is a perfect new snack[...]
August 8 2022
Alex Jones is gonna need a few dollars, your loneliness is about to get even worse, Fred Durst has found love again, Angela and Kobe are down, the Juggalos are up!
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July 27 2022
The show is on vacation until August 8th, so this will be the last Index for a few days.
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