The Kluck Index
You’ve heard of Hot Takes? Welcome to Kluck’s Not Takes! All the news you didn’t know you needed in a tasty 10 item format!
November 14 2022
Loads of people have been on blind dates, BK has a new sandwich that sounds difficult to order, Dana White wants to slap the hell out of people, Lite Brite had a big weekend and so did them Deeeetroit Lions!
October 27 2022
Most of us would still choose love over money, a couple reasons to have a beer today, Twitter is on the decline, Harvard is the best school you can go to and Snoop smokes a superhuman amount of pot.
October 20 2022
Can you imagine a $300K Caddy? Your lack of sleep is killing you....so are hot dogs, chips and soda. Turkey is up, Arizona Iced Tea will never be and kids in Boston may be the death of all of us.
October 18 2022
The Birds Aren't Real people are still out there, there is a doctor in Ohio that refuses to retire at 100, we'd pay more for things if they'd just last longer, Kanye made a big buy this week and Tennessee[...]
October 14 2022
About a third of us don't care much for pets, Lions are still gonna lose on a bye week, apparently there are very wealthy denim collectors, Alex Jones had a pricey week and we HATE donating at the register.
October 12 2022
Gisele is hiring someone to help get over the hump, kids are going into date debt, we all lied about COVID stuff, almost half of people listening to this podcast poop only once a day. How do you deal?!!!! HOW???!
September 28 2022
A whole lotta people are planning on leaving their jobs, we've all made 4 poor choices, the U.S. is apparently no longer number one, you only need three things for peak brain performance and Costco's CFO has a smart idea.
September 23 2022
NYU is offering a real snoozer of a class, half of us think it's OK to buy stuff, use it and take it back, the Fed wants us to starve to death, we find new foods on social media and[...]
September 7 2022
White women are about to dialed up, Jason hates Bobby Blotzer, what you drink on the beach could say a lot about you, we like our watermelon with seeds and it's National Salami Day and I DIDN'T make it a[...]
August 17 2022
Three dudes broke a World record and are probably sick of each other, over half of us think we can spot a liar, Russia has a new terrifying dog, a famous pair of drawers could be yours and lonely men[...]
August 9 2022
K-Fed is making the news (lol, what year is it?) young people have no love for their cars, Miami has a terrible idea for a reality show, the Lions are on TV tonight and there is a perfect new snack[...]