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The Kluck Index

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You’ve heard of Hot Takes? Welcome to Kluck’s Not Takes! All the news you didn’t know you needed in a tasty 10 item format!

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March 28 2023

Looks like we're about to peak as a species, Elon Musk bought an old jalopy, Ted Nugent needs to check himself, some of us don't clean....like at all and it's time to appreciate weed!

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4:12
March 28, 2023
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March 27 2023

Women are flocking to the trucking game, idiot kids are still looking for Ninja Turtles, half of us are leaving this Spring and White Claw wants your driver's license!

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3:38
March 27, 2023
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March 24 2023

Philly is making it rain, we now have a powdered beer, Snoop is in the coffee game and raise your glass baby, it's National Cocktail Day!

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3:39
March 24, 2023
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March 23 2023

Home prices are finally heading in the right direction, half of us would get Fido tattooed on us, California hates Skittles, the Sweet 16 kicks off today and love is in the air!

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3:47
March 23, 2023
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March 22 2023

Jimmy G has a quite an offer on the table from a couple fans, we're ALL drowning in mortgage debt but I have a solution, ChatGPT is coming for our jobs and our lives and let's all celebrate West Virginia!

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4:09
March 22, 2023
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March 21 2023

Finland should rename themselves Fineland, an OG Batman is going to cost somebody Bruce Wayne money, Dunkin retires a classic and this country hates beards all of a sudden

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3:48
March 21, 2023
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March 20 2023

We hang to clothes for a long time, Germany is handing the elderly over to robots, marriage is good for the ladies, we ALL hate taxes and Costco has a new contender in the heavyweight division.....

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4:19
March 20, 2023
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March 17 2023

HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY

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3:43
March 17, 2023
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March 16 2023

None of us are doing date night anymore, Lindsay Lohan is with pregnant, Aldi has never seen an Easter Bunny apparently, the sadnwich could be killing us and man splitting the bill sucks!

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4:08
March 16, 2023
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March 15 2023

We have a new date for our Singularity Event Party, Facebook is not getting many likes this week, we don't know what nutrition even is and Krispy Kreme has you covered this weekend!

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4:01
March 15, 2023
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March 14 2023

We are a nostalgic bunch, the Bears are wheeling and dealing, gas companies smashed the hell out of us last year and Walmart is getting ranch....ranch ice cream. 

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4:22
March 14, 2023
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March 13 2023

Vegans deserved obesity too, banks are acting like it's 2008 all over again, the brackets are set and we lost an hour although it feels like a helluva lot more over the weekend!

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3:33
March 13, 2023
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March 10 2023

Scared of clowns? Science has your answer! AI is getting out of damned hand, divorce sounds expensive in Spain, Shawn Kemp is have a wild retirement and move over purple stuff, Sunny D is bringing the heat!

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5:11
March 10, 2023
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March 9 2023

We may have a new Kardashian cast member, being old doesn't mean you get what life is about, Aaron Rodgers may head East, Lack's Links is out of their minds and Starbucks has a new bevy but also a missed[...]

3:56
March 9, 2023
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March 8 2023

Wendy's is busting into grocery stores, Hugh Jackman is living the life I want to live, 21 times of "that" a month seems touch low, a third of us are screwed come April and it's International Women's Day!

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4:06
March 8, 2023
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March 7 2023

Some young ladies are cooling their heels on the sex, if you're nice you're gonna have a bad time in retirement, Victoria's Secret is back and Germans.....keep on being very German. 

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3:33
March 7, 2023
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March 6 2023

Today we celebrate the dentists, lament a GIrl Scout Cookie shortage, wonder whay trains can't stay on the tracks in Ohio and find out what kind of person rocks a mullet. Also I dog sat, 0/10 would recommend. 

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4:39
March 6, 2023
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March 3 2023

Celebrate the National Anthem, walk 11 minutes a day or else, keto and paleo may actually be the worst, KISS announced their final show and KFC has answered our prayers!

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4:44
March 3, 2023
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March 2 2023

We have a new "cleanest city in America," parents work hard to sneak time away from their kids, Dunkin' wants you dead, Applebee's is starting a fight league and West VA wants you baaaaack!

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4:23
March 2, 2023
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March 1 2023

We wish our health was like our car's, sugar is bad and it turns out sugar replacements are worse, kids are lying about crossword puzzles and there is a decent chance you can kill and get away with it!

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3:48
March 1, 2023
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February 28 2023

Bruh, it's the finale of February already?!!!! 

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3:33
February 28, 2023
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February 27 2023

We're getting priced out of new cars, we are the reason we're single, Bam is mad at all the wrong people, maggots are in, trains are out and tip one back its Nat'l Kahlua Day!

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4:06
February 27, 2023
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February 24 2023

Meemaw is going back to work, skip the straw today, indoor cats are living forever nowadays, we lie about our selfie touch-ups and I'm selling one of my babies.

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5:15
February 24, 2023
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February 23 2023

We have a new happiest city in America, Red Lobster is blowing up the freezer aisle, all the fellas need to tip back a few more Cokes and we have a party bus trip today!

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3:52
February 23, 2023
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February 22 2023

Apparently Indiana isn't focused on the big issues anymore, Mama June is married again, our food kills overseas, we've ALL tried to lose weight and Happy Ash Wednesday, fellow trainers!

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4:16
February 22, 2023
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February 21 2023

A pastor finds out Jesus is hard to beat, McDonald's rechristens a classic, more mystery balloons, Meta wants your money, half of us are pure of thought and it's Fat Tuesday baby!

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4:21
February 21, 2023
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February 20 2023

A catalytic converter thief meets his maker, the drugs are getter harder, Dollar Stores will soon be all we have and believe it or not....my van was pulled over for excessive SPEED over the weekend!

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4:36
February 20, 2023
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February 17 2023

Talking with friends is important, sugar is once again trying to wreck your ass, Netflix is going to show us how the sausage is made, dudes have gotten longer and today we celebrate the humble cabbage!

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3:55
February 17, 2023
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February 16 2023

Prices are up, fun at the grocery store is down, true crime docs and podcasts can save your life, kids aren't driving, half of us think the news is lying and there are tow careers that are happier than all[...]

4:00
February 16, 2023
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February 15 2023

Genesis is stealing from old people, we're under siege by UFOs, none of us are well, time to cut the cord and celebrate Wisconsin!

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6:18
February 15, 2023
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February 14 2023

Happy Valentine's Day! Listen with caution as it has been said (it hasn't) that the Index can be a bot of an aphrodisiac! 

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3:35
February 14, 2023
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February 13 2023

More "balloons" are floating over us, ladies do NOT want fancy bloomers for tomorrow, our kids can't read and inflation is the reason she ain't getting a gift tomorrow!

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3:44
February 13, 2023
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February 10 2023

A Russian secret is no longer a secret, we hate ugly food, kids love their pets, just over half of women want the same thing for Valentine's Day and it's Super Sunday!

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3:27
February 10, 2023
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February 9 2023

Leo DiCaprio is having a rough go on social media this week, 7:23 is a bad time for all of us, we're betting it ALL on the Super Bowl, our cars are too big and our kids are too smart. 

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4:12
February 9, 2023
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February 8 2023

Michigan can puff it's chest out a bit this week, we're alll going to watch Sunday, Doritos is back on their bullshizzzz and so is Pepsi. Also...anyone seen a North Korean dictator?

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4:30
February 8, 2023
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February 7 2023

Taco Bell's assault on your drawers continues, only a few of us are honest about or saving ability, a celebrity bonks her head, we still believe in true love and is it illegal to posses a dolphin skull?

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4:25
February 7, 2023
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February 6 2023

Joe Exotic has a new will, KFC has a new sammy, the under 45 crowd HATES work, life expectancy is down for Hoosiers, we have an oldest dog, a coldest mountain top and man that balloon was everywhere this weekend. 

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5:20
February 6, 2023
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Sour Patch Kids wants in on your Valentine's plans, we still use old timey cold remedies, you don't even get an hour if a date is going bad and we celebrate the worst moment in music history. 

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4:50
February 3, 2023
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February 3 2023

Sour Patch Kids wants in on your Valentine's plans, we still use old timey cold remedies, you don't even get an hour if a date is going bad and we celebrate the worst moment in music history. 

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4:50
February 3, 2023
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February 2 2023

Papa John's has a new trick up their sleeve, Exxon got ALL our money last year, Dr. Phil is done, some in Alabama is missing something VERY important and a ton of us are staying in for Valentine's Day. 

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4:22
February 2, 2023
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February 1 2023

The Dallas Zoo needs to really lock it up bro, almost all of us think our pets are fans of our favorite teams, more of us than ever are living paycheck to paycheck and Dry January is OVER

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4:36
February 1, 2023
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January 31 2023

NYC has no snow, single people hate being single, there are some wild STDs, bad times at Buzzfeed and today is the last day of Dry January!

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4:24
January 31, 2023
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January 30 2023

Aaron Rodgers rumors are running hot, we love plotting vacays on the clock, we think we're pretty smart and the Super Bowl is set, LFG!!

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3:53
January 30, 2023
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January 27 2023

Take an N/A beer to the gym next time, we all travel for the same reason, it's the last weekend of Dry January, Philly has job openings and turns out junk food is worse for you than drugs!

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4:05
January 27, 2023
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January 26 2023

My Limp Bizkit idea gets shot down at work, Campbell's is coming for your underwear, Panic! At The Disco is breaking up and 1 out of 3 people in this country can't read gooooood. 

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4:40
January 26, 2023
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January 25 2023

TikTok has all the power, some of us are shelling out money for a good rubdown, the Earth may have stopped spinning, four dudes lost their freedom and the M&M candy mascots are retiring!

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4:20
January 25, 2023
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January 24 2023

The U.S. has the beast and biggest, loads of people are out there mispronouncing everyday words, neighbors aren't very neighborly these days, some of us are getting "the sex" and say it ain't so Tool Man!

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4:03
January 24, 2023
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January 23 2023

Some of us can't even do one push up, we have 8 sad days a month, Mt. Dew has a new hot sauce flavor on the way, churches are closing all over and some people replace their toothbrush once a[...]

4:21
January 23, 2023
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January 20 2023

North Dakota wants all the sexy out of the libraries, the dollar is down, breakfast is up, your toddler knows when you're full of it and it's National DJ Day yo!

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4:22
January 20, 2023
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January 19 2023

Green places may help your need for meds, intermittent fasting may kill you, we love our bananas, celebrate the humble Quark and our country is spending like we're in our early 20s!

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5:20
January 19, 2023
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January 18 2023

Great news, prices are coming down! Bad news, not that much. Wyoming sounds like a welcoming place, we're a nation of coffee junkies and everyone is asking Tom Brady the same thing!

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3:51
January 18, 2023
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January 17 2023

Always fun when wealthy people try to tell us poors how to live, Andy Dick is out there on that Andy Dick grind, Cheetos has a new trick, some of us are dream chasers and Dry January is halfway over!

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3:57
January 17, 2023
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January 16 2023

Satan is up, the Lord is down, today we celebrate the fig newton, Britney had a rough weekend, Putin may be hanging up his suit and I didn't win a single lotto jackpot over the weekend!

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3:45
January 16, 2023
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January 13 2023

We do not care much for congress members, Sierra Mist was euthanized, we're not having babies fast enough and it's Friday the 13th!

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4:49
January 13, 2023
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January 12 2023

Mee-maw is on the weed, the WWE may have been sold, Cheetos has a bold new flavor and man, you thought YOU spent a lot of time in traffic? Pour one out for Chicago drivers. 

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4:15
January 12, 2023
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January 11 2023

Using the bus is down, the ozone is up, ESPN is getting into the snack game, Krispy Kreme won't stop until we're all dead and not one of us is drinking enough water. 

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3:51
January 11, 2023
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January 10 2023

The government is taking our stoves, most of us were hot for teacher, bicycles are after our children and a sad day for my mailbox.....

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4:46
January 10, 2023
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January 9 2023

Another lottery hits the Billy mark, we may be down a big lake soon, Reese's knows what it has, the Joker is expecting and Elon Musk sets a record nobody wants

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4:18
January 9, 2023
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January 6 2023

More COVID flying around, scientists think if we ever meet aliens we're gonna lose our minds, the Mega Millions is nearly a billion and there is a Sunday night Lions game?!!!

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4:31
January 6, 2023
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January 5 2023

Colorado is down one funeral home director, Louisiana sounds like an insane hell hole, growing up with money means you have a leg up on being a QB and Stanford comes over the top with some uhhhh "good" news!

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3:40
January 5, 2023
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January 4 2023

Papa John has a brand new bag, we need to declutter, there is a library in Colorado that PARTIES and we all went deep into debt for the holidays

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4:00
January 4, 2023
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January 3 2023

And we're back after a long holiday break! Lions are ready for prime time, we nearly lost Hawkeye, Bill Cosby wants to tour, the Treasury is having a bad time and Nostradamus predicts the bad times ain't even started yet!

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3:49
January 3, 2023
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December 16 2022

Boom, the last one for 2022. Thank you for a great year and have a great holiday you sexy beast!

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3:31
December 16, 2022
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December 15 2022

Vince McMahon is having a bad 2022, loads of people are buying Xmas presents early, Elon Musk's bad 2022 continues and bad news if you want a cig in New Zealand. 

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3:56
December 15, 2022
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December 14 2022

The NBA has a new award, Chips Ahoy! has a new bold flavor, the Lions are a top 10 squad and things sound depressing at Twitter HQ...

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4:11
December 14, 2022
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December 13 2022

There are dudes out there that dine out every day of the week,  most of us believe malls are insane this time of year, church is down, jean jackets are up and condoms are free in France!

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5:42
December 13, 2022
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December 12 2022

It's a day to stretch, there is a very good puppy in NYC, more people would forguive cheaters than you'd think, Kanye won an award over the weekend and I beat my wife in fantasy football!

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4:28
December 12, 2022
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December 9 2022

None of us like crypto, there is a new fancier cocaine out there just in time for the holidays, those dumb AI selfies are everywhere and some homeowners are already royally screwed. 

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3:47
December 9, 2022
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December 8 2022

Indonesia sounds like no fun, the Navy wants sworse people, a Chicago cop learns a tough lesson on vacation, we're going to drive a ton this Christmas and Elon Musk hates monkeys!

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4:07
December 8, 2022
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December 7 2022

Franzia is getting in the holiday spirit, we all hate the same Xmas song, most of us are tightening our belts and using pencils

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4:38
December 7, 2022
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December 6 2022

The kids these days love the weed and hate the booze, half of us are huge liars, Apple is packing up and leaving and Jimmy G is donezo

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5:31
December 6, 2022
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December 5 2022

KFC is "helping" the homeless, Aldi hates your underpants, Pepsi has an awful holiday drink recipe it's a big day for the baguette and for the humble ninja!

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4:51
December 5, 2022
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December 2 2022

Gas prices are up, so are killer robots. Half of us love the holidays, the Liver King surprises nobody and a NC man sets a record!

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4:30
December 2, 2022
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December 1 2022

Kanye gets a stiff bill, cheap dates are on the rise, Hot Pockets has clothing now, and we're fatter than we've ever been and put a little Jameson under the tree!

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4:44
December 1, 2022
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November 30 2022

The biggest volcano in the world is having a bad week, Red Lobster is rolling out more Cheddar Bay goodness, morning people have it easier and Mt. Dew has.....a holiday flavor.

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3:53
November 30, 2022
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November 29 2022

We have a new oldest dog, Elon Musk is filling Twitter with nudes, your couch has a lifespan and it is quite short and it's National Day of Giving!

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4:35
November 29, 2022
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November 28 2022

Post-Thanksgiving shopping is way up, so is the price of salsa in Texas! Pepsi has a new World Cup flavor, we don't feel good about the gifts we give and it's Cyber Monday!

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4:31
November 28, 2022
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November 23 2022

Last Index before Thanksgiving, have a great holiday!

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4:12
November 23, 2022
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November 22 2022

Mariah Carey is invading Thanksgiving, some of us are turning our heat OFF this Winter, NASA has some big dreams, the Lions are in second (what?) and Olivia Wilde is single y'all!

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3:22
November 22, 2022
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November 21 2022

The new Fast & Furious movie is going to be the most expensive one yet, half of us don't care about lunch that much, not many of us plan on eating right until January and we NEED sleeeeeeeep. 

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3:41
November 21, 2022
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November 18 2022

The Walking Dead is at the end, we love giving good gifts, Mt. Dew is busting one out for the fans, Taylor Swift and Ticketmaster have had a week bro and Pickleball will be the death of us!

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4:08
November 18, 2022
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November 17 2022

Adderall is up, Hawai'i is down, Taylor Swift and Ticketmaster are having a bad week, Andy Dick is locked up and there is a sniper in Ukraine you want zero smoke from. 

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3:39
November 17, 2022
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November 16 2022

A classic rock band is hanging it up for good, we have a new "biggest song of all time," Jeff Bezos is giving all his money away and legalizing weed makes your state bank!!

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4:33
November 16, 2022
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November 15 2022

Jason's got a new dog, if you bought crypto through FTX you're having a bad time, the Lions are having a "dream" season and Stouffer's is entering the liquor game!

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4:02
November 15, 2022
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November 14 2022

Loads of people have been on blind dates, BK has a new sandwich that sounds difficult to order, Dana White wants to slap the hell out of people, Lite Brite had a big weekend and so did them Deeeetroit Lions!

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4:30
November 14, 2022
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November 10 2022

Most young adults are on the pills, way too many of us drive drowsy, Krispy Kreme wants you fatter than the turkey, celebrate your Civic and it turns out a shocking number of people cut their own hair!

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4:22
November 10, 2022
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November 9 2022

Electricity is going to break the bank this Winter, the park people have a simple ask of you, we have a new "Sexiest Man Alive" Patron wants more of your cash and Casey Anthony has a show now? 

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5:26
November 9, 2022
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November 8 2022

Some of us dislike ALL of our coworkers, the World is getting to be a crowded place, Facebook is laying people off and in case you haven't heard...it's ELECTION DAY!

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3:11
November 8, 2022
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November 11 2022

Krispy Kreme is hooking you up for voting, the demise of Daylight Savings Time could kill us, the Constitution is up for sale next month and it's gonna be cheaper to dine out for Thanksgiving. 

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4:03
November 7, 2022
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November 7 2022

Krispy Kreme is hooking you up for voting, the demise of Daylight Savings Time could kill us, the Constitution is up for sale next month and it's gonna be cheaper to dine out for Thanksgiving. 

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4:03
November 7, 2022
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November 4 2022

Miller Lite wants to help you with Christmas decorating, we all start feeling old around the same age, there is some bad football headed your way this weekend and you may be a billionaire Saturday night!

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5:34
November 4, 2022
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November 3 2022

Chick-Fil-A is testing new stuff, there is an NFL franchise up for sale, Elon Musk wants his $8, so does Big Turkey!

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4:02
November 3, 2022
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November 2 2022

The NFL trade deadline has passed, Kraft announces they're doing something we all thought they've been doing for years, Kanye's mess continues, picking your nose could hurt your mind and it's National Deviled Egg Day!

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4:08
November 2, 2022
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November 1 2022

Now that October is over, how about a real quick post-Halloween PSA? Football has broken up a ton of friendships, Diddy is a billionaire and 2 minutes can save your life. Or extend it or whatever. 

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3:50
November 1, 2022
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October 31 2022

Elon Musk is firing the wrong people, Baskin-Robbins brings back a classic, Jake Paul won, it's Halloween and Powerball is about to make someone a BILLIONAIRE. 

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4:03
October 31, 2022
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October 28 2022

It's been a bad year for Mark Zuckerberg, T.J. Maxx is out there lying their ass off, GrubHub has drops a shocking fact, it's National Frankenstein Day and the Powerball is insane!

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5:09
October 28, 2022
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October 27 2022

Most of us would still choose love over money, a couple reasons to have a beer today, Twitter is on the decline, Harvard is the best school you can go to and Snoop smokes a superhuman amount of pot. 

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4:17
October 27, 2022
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October 26 2022

The McRib is saying farewell, Apple TV+ is going up, we have a new World's Dirtiest Man, Kanye continues his downward spiral and we're getting fake steak!

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3:26
October 27, 2022
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October 25 2022

We really hate how our homes look, politicians are crushing the paper waste game, nearly half of us are unbroken and maaaaan we cannot wait to post bad reviews!

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4:16
October 25, 2022
The Kluck Index

October 24 2022

Home values could be dipping soon, loads of people are out there going commando, a pasta company is being sued by morons, and according to a new poll it really is the little things in life!

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3:47
October 24, 2022
The Kluck Index

October 21 2022

Andy Dick is on the upswing, the UK has a job opening, kids aren't riding the bus anymore, Dr. Pepper is after your teeth and Millennials' sex lives dry up after marriage

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3:45
October 21, 2022
The Kluck Index

October 20 2022

Can you imagine a $300K Caddy? Your lack of sleep is killing you....so are hot dogs, chips and soda. Turkey is up, Arizona Iced Tea will never be and kids in Boston may be the death of all of us. 

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4:11
October 20, 2022
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October 19 2022

Eminem isn't getting any younger, Uber wants to get you high, Arby's wants to get you drunk, we're all going to be broke AF soon, and we're getting a new "Twister!"

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4:19
October 19, 2022
The Kluck Index

October 18 2022

The Birds Aren't Real people are still out there, there is a doctor in Ohio that refuses to retire at 100, we'd pay more for things if they'd just last longer, Kanye made a big buy this week and Tennessee[...]

4:04
October 18, 2022
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October 17 2022

D.C. sounds uh...pleasant, some cereals are off the "healthy breakfast" list, New York Mom is giving Florida man a run for his money to start the week and most parents admit they suck at one thing....

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3:57
October 17, 2022
The Kluck Index

October 14 2022

About a third of us don't care much for pets, Lions are still gonna lose on a bye week, apparently there are very wealthy denim collectors, Alex Jones had a pricey week and we HATE donating at the register. 

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4:21
October 14, 2022
The Kluck Index

October 13 2022

Florida man is having a rough time, some of us get stressed the second we wake up, Syphillis is up, bras are down. 

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3:43
October 14, 2022
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October 12 2022

Gisele is hiring someone to help get over the hump, kids are going into date debt, we all lied about COVID stuff, almost half of people listening to this podcast poop only once a day. How do you deal?!!!! HOW???!

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4:11
October 12, 2022
The Kluck Index

October 11 2022

Your Mom likes her meat a certain way, women hate their hands, something stinks in Salt Lake City, Ye is off Instagram and you most likely eat a family meal on the same day every week!

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4:07
October 11, 2022
The Kluck Index

October 10 2022

The Lions had a(nother) rough weekend, petting dogs is better than Prozac, Kanye West wants your vote, so do the bears in Alaska and we have a winner in the Taco Bell election!

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4:09
October 10, 2022
The Kluck Index

October 7 2022

Colleges are having a bad time, we'd do ANYTHING for one stress-free day, not drinking could be bad for you and Reese's wants us to be fat forever!

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4:27
October 7, 2022
The Kluck Index

October 6 2022

We're in a ton of national debt, KFC is upping their game a little too late, Elon Musk is writing a big ol' check, love a plus sized person and Tom & Gisele are possibly finished?

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2:51
October 6, 2022
The Kluck Index

October 5 2022

It be dry as Hell in Cali, we have a new king of all break up songs, none of us our doing well financially, we hate noisy travelers and all of us cuss quite a bit!

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5:52
October 5, 2022
The Kluck Index

October 4 2022

Archaeologists make a huge discovery, a Boston banker loses his job, Nick Cannon is a dangerous man, we wear the same clothes A LOT and has anyone seen the Iced Earth guy?

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4:37
October 4, 2022
The Kluck Index

October 3 2022

Uncrustables are expanding, NFTs are down (wut?) Elon Musk has a Terminator, you can steal Dahmer's look and Olive Garden brings back a classic!

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3:46
October 3, 2022
The Kluck Index

September 30 2022

And poof, just like that September is behind us. 

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3:36
September 30, 2022
The Kluck Index

September 29 2022

Little robots are out there doing the Lord's work, home prices are screaming down to the basement, you have 11 things to do at work and the stink bug is back baby!!

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4:13
September 29, 2022
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September 28 2022

A whole lotta people are planning on leaving their jobs, we've all made 4 poor choices, the U.S. is apparently no longer number one, you only need three things for peak brain performance and Costco's CFO has a smart idea. 

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4:03
September 28, 2022
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September 27 2022

Bam is drinking, Lions are in dead last, teens hate the way they look, tech stocks are down and Darth Vader is retiring! All in a Tuesday's work!

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3:33
September 27, 2022
The Kluck Index

September 26 2022

Cheating sex sounds amazing, Florida is about to get hosed off, we now have Flamin' Hot coffee, holding a fart can kill you and it's a day celebrating an American legend!

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3:49
September 26, 2022
The Kluck Index

September 23 2022

NYU is offering a real snoozer of a class, half of us think it's OK to buy stuff, use it and take it back, the Fed wants us to starve to death, we find new foods on social media and[...]

5:28
September 23, 2022
The Kluck Index

September 22 2022

The Space Force is still a thing AND has theme song?!!!! We're stuck in vacation ruts, Franzia wants to dress your dog, being a night owl can kill you and it's Fall y'all!!

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3:40
September 22, 2022
The Kluck Index

September 21 2022

We wouldn't survive in olden times or without coffee, Kim Kardashian goes house shopping, and there could be.....a beer shortage!!!!!

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3:27
September 21, 2022
The Kluck Index

September 20 2022

Men want changing tables, not everyone loves a free shirt, Bam is back under lock and key, some of us have cash hidden at home and it's my anniversary!

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4:10
September 20, 2022
The Kluck Index

September 19 2022

Scientists are working on new tatts, cyborgs are assuring us they won't take over, being homeless in Denver sounds rad and I had another sad realization over the weekend that I am getting too old. 

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3:56
September 19, 2022
The Kluck Index

September 16 2022

Satan is back in fashion, Oxford is scraping for guest speakers these days, more of us steal clothing than we thought and we all worry too much!

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4:23
September 16, 2022
The Kluck Index

September 15 2022

Almost half of us have hair lies, we all watch way way too much TV, food hasn't been this expensive in our lifetime and man, this Summer WAS hot!

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4:41
September 15, 2022
The Kluck Index

September 14 2022

The Cowboys suffer a setback, we sent a ton of accidental nudes, Britney may have retired and it's National Sober Day.....BOOOOO

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5:19
September 14, 2022
The Kluck Index

September 13 2022

Tinder is leaving users worse off than they used to be, R. Kelly lost his commissary, couples all fight about the same three things and today we celebrate Jason's hair line!

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3:42
September 13, 2022
The Kluck Index

September 12 2022

Florida woman wilds out, we think mighty highly of how interesting our lives are, a country club in VA has the worst 9/11 promotion ever and BK is testing actual flavor!

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4:07
September 12, 2022
The Kluck Index

September 9 2022

We don't have many friends after 50, dog owners spend mucho dinero on their animals, 4 out of 5 of us don't cheat and the Queen is dead y'all!

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3:10
September 9, 2022
The Kluck Index

September 8 2022

We're loving our Lambos these days, the NFL is BACK BABY, men are happy if you laugh at our jokes, and Bam is back at the bar :(

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4:56
September 8, 2022
The Kluck Index

September 7 2022

White women are about to dialed up, Jason hates Bobby Blotzer, what you drink on the beach could say a lot about you, we like our watermelon with seeds and it's National Salami Day and I DIDN'T make it a[...]

5:28
September 7, 2022
The Kluck Index

September 6 2022

Taking breaks is good for your soul, we're all afraid of civil war and revealing our age, apparently we're the only ones not doing it in public and none of us are going to be able to retire

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4:49
September 6, 2022
The Kluck Index

September 1 2022

Chipotle is back on their BS, let's all celebrate the humble zit, we'd ditch coffee before dairy and Hard Mt. Dew is apparently the marrying type after all! 

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3:32
September 1, 2022
The Kluck Index

August 31 2022

dang, just like that August is gone and Summer is on life support :(

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4:21
August 31, 2022
The Kluck Index

August 30 2022

None of us are sleeping well, pet owners go nuts for their pets, an extra inch could nudge you closer to death and secretly treating yourself is good for your marriage!

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3:39
August 30, 2022
The Kluck Index

August 29 2022

Disney is printing money these days, Mt. Dew and Spirit Halloween unveil a collab, we eat a ton of beef and some of us really need to MOVE!

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5:50
August 29, 2022
The Kluck Index

August 26 2022

Our wedding was the happiest we'll ever be, Nick Cannon needs to ice down his junk, Florida woman do public pools differently and we love us some Doritos!

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3:35
August 26, 2022
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August 25 2022

News is making us sick, kids these days know how to party, Wisconsin needs to probably do a dry January and Chipotle takes a stab at the Circle of Life. 

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4:28
August 25, 2022
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August 24 2022

Younger ladies love them some beards, sad day for a Power Ranger, Dallas is getting washed away, sex can help your health better than quitting smoking and we have a new Mullet King. Bow down!!

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3:51
August 24, 2022
The Kluck Index

August 23 2022

Raising a child these days is expensive as Hell, Taco Bell wants to give vegetarians the scoots too, Dennis Rodman is off on another grand adventure and booze with weed in it is on the rise!

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4:08
August 23, 2022
The Kluck Index

August 22 2022

McDonald's is firing up something new, Papa John's has fans? Japan needs young people to drink more and a tip if you find yourself drinking too much!

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3:52
August 22, 2022
The Kluck Index

August 19 2022

Church sounds wild in Missouri, we post way too much crap online, it was a big week for the Buffalo and Papa John's. Also the Browns had a helluva MGK diss this week. 

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4:16
August 19, 2022
The Kluck Index

August 18 2022

Miller High Life is getting into the dessert game, heat is going to kill us all in 28 years, bad grammar is worse than bad sex and we spend a horrifying amount of time online!

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3:37
August 18, 2022
The Kluck Index

August 17 2022

Three dudes broke a World record and are probably sick of each other, over half of us think we can spot a liar, Russia has a new terrifying dog, a famous pair of drawers could be yours and lonely men[...]

4:22
August 17, 2022
The Kluck Index

August 16 2022

Great, we're going to have a shortage of pizza sauce, fertilizer cost is breaking the bank for our grocery shopping, Norway doesn't mess around and we have an embassy.....in Tijuana?

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4:14
August 16, 2022
The Kluck Index

August 15 2022

A video game is getting it's own booze, vasectomies are up, the Bears are down, California got it right last week and we will let nothing stop us from having fun!

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4:59
August 15, 2022
The Kluck Index

August 12 2022

Teachers have it tough, Chipotle is offering to lend them a hand, we're being priced out of eggs, and it's officially NFL preseason time babayyyy!!!

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3:44
August 12, 2022
The Kluck Index

August 11 2022

Wendy's has got the goods, Florida is buck wild as ever but Alabama is coming hot on it's heels, Steven Seagal is still the worst and a really neat/horrifying fact about spiders!!

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5:01
August 11, 2022
The Kluck Index

August 10 2022

Chick-fil-A  is testing out something new, we're pushing our brains too hard, Krispy Kreme is making this diet hard AF and the Choco Taco gets a stay of execution. 

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4:54
August 10, 2022
The Kluck Index

August 9 2022

K-Fed is making the news (lol, what year is it?) young people have no love for their cars, Miami has a terrible idea for a reality show, the Lions are on TV tonight and there is a perfect new snack[...]

4:14
August 9, 2022
The Kluck Index

August 8 2022

Alex Jones is gonna need a few dollars, your loneliness is about to get even worse, Fred Durst has found love again, Angela and Kobe are down, the Juggalos are up!

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4:12
August 8, 2022
The Kluck Index

July 27 2022

The show is on vacation until August 8th, so this will be the last Index for a few days. 

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3:39
July 27, 2022
The Kluck Index

July 26 2022

Elon is casting his seed again, Russia has some brutal sounding chess robots, we eat food off the floor a lot, Mega Millions is over $800M, and KFC is the people's champ.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4:14
July 26, 2022
The Kluck Index

July 25 2022

Cheap smokes and cheap beer sales are up, we try to flex our Rhode Island knowledge, a new gross candy is coming this Fall and Velveeta wants you to hurl.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5:01
July 25, 2022
The Kluck Index

July 22 2022

KFC is a late bloomer, sharks are having a great Summer, we all use the same brands our parents used and British dentists are just printing money! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6:13
July 22, 2022
The Kluck Index

July 21 2022

A woman met a bear camping for the final time, guys own three suits and they don't fit, Joe Rogan is on the hot seat, Mega Millions is way up there and it's National Junk Food Day! See omnystudio.com/listener for[...]
5:13
July 21, 2022
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July 20 2022

One man is bent out of shape at Bass Pro Shop, confidence in the media has never been worse, one drink is too much until you reach a certain age and it's National Hot Dog Day! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy[...]
3:55
July 20, 2022
The Kluck Index

July 19 2022

Iran may be packin', women can ditch the tops in Germany, Tik Tok is ruining our money and mental health and apparently we're getting priced out of bread now? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4:32
July 19, 2022
The Kluck Index

July 18 2022

A man suffers embarrassment at a zoo, skinny people are more likely to be couch potatoes, Ricky Martin is making some insane headlines this week and Hooters has new sauce! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4:55
July 18, 2022
The Kluck Index

July 15 2022

James Webb is still kicking this week's ass, parents are forgetting lullaby lyrics, we celebrate legit the WORST pudding on the planet and a man got Jager-bombed into the afterlife.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3:56
July 15, 2022
The Kluck Index

July 14 2022

Is it 88 degrees out? Then stop doing what you're doing! Not a lot of us can touch our toes, the James Webb telescope has had a big week and most of us have weed killer in our systems.  See[...]
5:01
July 14, 2022
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July 13 2022

Pets are the pickiest eaters, BMW is pulling some very BMW-eque crap, Elon and Twitter are heating up and Kellogg's has a gross new cereal! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3:50
July 13, 2022
The Kluck Index

July 12 2022

We need wayyyyy more money to be "financially comfortable," eat your Jello, way more people eat dip with a spoon than we ever imagined and this place we call Earth is getting so freakin' crowded! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3:24
July 12, 2022
The Kluck Index

July 11 2022

There are a ton of people going to family reunions, Cold Stone is going after our hearts, Thor is a huge deal and we brought up the Menendez brothers! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4:26
July 11, 2022
The Kluck Index

July 8 2022

We have a new Shark Capital, odds are good your kids enjoy your singing, weekend exercise is the best kind and women get bored with you......VERY quickly! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5:12
July 8, 2022
The Kluck Index

July 7 2022

Tesla is no longer the EV King, old bones are up for sale, most of us like sexy emojis, none of us are in good heart health and Jason has a weird take on pasta.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3:32
July 7, 2022
The Kluck Index

July 6 2022

More dog walkers = less crime, fireworks won't stop until we're all dead, Delta pays pretty good to not use Delta and a ton of us have seen a UFO! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3:52
July 6, 2022
The Kluck Index

July 5 2022

Independence Day is behind us, we have out hot dog champion, your smartphone may be ruining your memory, planning a wedding sucks these days and we all hate one part of shopping! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4:21
July 5, 2022
The Kluck Index

July 1 2022

Behold, it's the first day of July already and Summer feels like it's slipping away.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3:43
July 1, 2022
The Kluck Index

June 30 2022

And just like that, June is over. Daily Harvest is getting people sick, you make friends easier than you think, the AC is out and it's social media day!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5:38
June 30, 2022
The Kluck Index

June 29 2022

Kraft is changing the name of their flagship product....sort of, we're all pretty disillusioned with out bodies, cooking out for the 4th is gonna be pricey AF and DiGiorno needs to stay in their lane! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4:04
June 29, 2022
The Kluck Index

June 28 2022

Busy roads can be the death of you, gas stations are really serious about those credit card holds, a Chicago Bear is in trouble and 30% of us just cannot sleep! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3:25
June 28, 2022
The Kluck Index

June 27 2022

They need to just stop with the fake bacon, there is a huge loser living in Oregon, you'll always be on the internet, we aren't getting any sleep and the odds are good your AC is set higher than the[...]
4:16
June 27, 2022
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June 24 2022

Half of all rivers have drug problems, JUULs are off the market, Chicago PD have hung up their track shoes and B-Dubs has a weird new menu item See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4:19
June 24, 2022
The Kluck Index

June 23 2022

Our gas tax isn't even in it's final form, parents want their kids to play music, vitamins are worthless, there is new fat guy fashion on the horizon and let's celebrate the humble pecan sandy See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3:48
June 23, 2022
The Kluck Index

June 22 2022

We ALL drive distracted, murder is up, moisture is down, people are still writing in cursive and we're getting new carpet!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5:02
June 23, 2022
The Kluck Index

June 21 2022

Yo! It's the first day of Summer!!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3:37
June 21, 2022
The Kluck Index

June 20 2022

Yo, Presidents should stop riding bikes, Post is bringing back a cereal NOBODY misses, Father's Day is behind us and people at Lowe's have no sense of humor! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4:36
June 20, 2022
The Kluck Index

June 17 2022

Japan is cracking down on trolls, we only relax a tiny bit each day, Monkeypox is boomin' I got some new life changing shoes and it's the best dessert day! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4:29
June 17, 2022
The Kluck Index

June 16 2022

Halfway through June already? Hot. Heat. Humidity. Yeah, it's still blazing! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3:42
June 16, 2022
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June 15 2022

Inflation is up, lifeguards are down, teachers are going to be packin' in Ohio, ladies may be partying too hard and it's hotter than Hell! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4:26
June 15, 2022
The Kluck Index

June 14 2022

Great, the World is getting more nukes. Half of us think pets in bed is tip top, a town in Colorado mulls a name change, more than half of us are late and baby it's National Bourbon Day! See omnystudio.com/listener[...]
3:54
June 14, 2022
The Kluck Index

June 13 2022

Turns out your girl hates you checking out other ladies, less stress means you'll have a better time (duh!) we're running out of Sriracha and Google has created a monster! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4:13
June 13, 2022
The Kluck Index

June 10 2022

Our new intern Colin is also trombonist....so we had him in for rimshots! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4:16
June 10, 2022
The Kluck Index

June 9 2022

Lonely seniors are getting a hand, Velveeta is in the cosmetics game, horsemeat is going to be harder to come by and if we won the lotto...most of us wouldn't say anything.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3:34
June 9, 2022
The Kluck Index

June 8 2022

We're getting more beef, China's plans for a secret base are ruined, we're all leaving the same things in our Ubers and it's National Best Friends Day!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3:32
June 8, 2022
The Kluck Index

June 7 2022

Today we celebrate the humble VCR, sleep may be keeping you from looking your best, we want more happy hour and a Tiger King star gets arrested! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4:25
June 7, 2022
The Kluck Index

June 6 2022

The Pope may be calling it a day, most men are WAYYYY mistaken about their health, these gas prices are gonna be around for a while and I'm another year older, not another year wiser.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3:57
June 6, 2022
The Kluck Index

June 3 2022

Some rich people are living paycheck to paycheck, no more Elvis weddings in Vegas, your DoorDash driver is eating your treats and Canada is about to be wildin' out! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5:04
June 3, 2022
The Kluck Index

June 2 2022

Get your popcorn while you can, you waited too long to get the Mexican Pizza, Elon Musk seems like an awful boss and it's time to GET ROCKIN WITH DOKKEN!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4:32
June 2, 2022
The Kluck Index

June 1 2022

Facebook has some cash to shell out, a ton of us are big liars about exercise, gas is at an all time high and breastfeeding may make you smarter! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4:23
June 1, 2022
The Kluck Index

May 31 2022

Back after a long weekend! There is a massive bottle of whiskey out there, almost half of parents have kids that are NEVER moving out, we waste a ton of time at work and Florida man is out there being[...]
3:50
May 31, 2022
The Kluck Index

May 26 2022

Birth rates are up, your TV is killing you, some dates may frown you stepping out for a quick heater and babies are absolute units down in Australia! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3:05
May 26, 2022
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May 25 2022

We have a new fastest flight, 60% of millennials share something in common with me, the last payphone in NYC is RIP and not sleeping could get you wasted the next day! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3:33
May 25, 2022
The Kluck Index

May 24 2022

Miller Lite is in the grilling game, some ladies go the extra mile for their men, Monkeypox is on the rise, Flamin' Hot lays are coming back and Pete Davidson is leaving SNL See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3:02
May 24, 2022
The Kluck Index

May 23 2022

Bad week to be the Red Mighty Morphin Power Ranger, we spend a load on impulse buys, Coke is going to permacaps, Krispy Kreme and Taco Bell want us to be fat forever.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3:51
May 23, 2022
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May 20 2022

NY has some sanitizer they need to unload, the circus is coming back, Tommy Hilfiger is hurting all of our feelings and it's gonna be a blackout Summer! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3:32
May 20, 2022
The Kluck Index

May 19 2022

Hot Pockets is removing the Hot part, Brady is getting roasted, People Magazine is ending and the MEXICAN PIZZA IS BACK!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3:43
May 19, 2022
The Kluck Index

May 18 2022

Elon Musk's Mom in a swimsuit, women have the same unwanted body hair, most of us relax the same way and Ric Flair has one more ride this Summer! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3:51
May 18, 2022
The Kluck Index

May 17 2022

Parents have a time limit with kids in the car, apparently I'm not curt out for the edging life, we're watching loads of TV and 40% of us are down. Really, really down.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3:55
May 17, 2022
The Kluck Index

May 16 2022

The Lions get NO LOVE, Busch Light is teaming up with John Deere, we're all out of baby food and it's National Mimosa Day, drink up! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4:09
May 16, 2022
The Kluck Index

May 13 2022

Fun fact: today is the only Friday the 13th of 2022! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3:08
May 13, 2022
The Kluck Index

May 12 2022

Get off social media if you want to improve your health, most of us our worried about money worse than we were a year ago, too many of us would choose our pets over our houses and it's a certain[...]
3:55
May 12, 2022
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May 11 2022

It's been a rough week if you own crypto, we're all worried about our pets dying, NYC is having COVID fun for Summer and women are not too happy with their dating pool! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6:32
May 11, 2022
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May 10 2022

Hey, today marks our show's 12 Anniversary! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4:07
May 10, 2022
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May 9 2022

We're all straight up lying about where our tax refund is going, they may have found the fountain of youth.....but I'll pass, Popeye's has a sexy new sandwich and Circle K has new Dew! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3:41
May 9, 2022
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May 6 2022

Rome is running wild these days, student loan debt could literally kill you, bad news for meat lovers and apparently there is a robot chef out there? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3:32
May 6, 2022
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May 5 2022

College kids may be in for a wakeup call, most of us wish we could live a day as our pets? WTF? Why? We hate emails and our best and brightest at NASA are running out of ideas.  See omnystudio.com/listener[...]
4:48
May 5, 2022
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May 4 2022

May the 4th be with you....... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3:43
May 4, 2022
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May 3 2022

Our houses are never clean, Russia is plowing through Generals, Shaq is putting the meat down and Joe Exotic must still have serious cash laying around.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4:29
May 3, 2022
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May 2 2022

Things are off to a rough start on the market, majority of us don't care if you know what music we have on our phones, the Bears did a good deed to close out draft weekend and life is pretty[...]
3:44
May 2, 2022
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April 29 2022

Miller High Life thinks they're pretty classy, Tropicana wants to mess up your cereal, KFC is making Mom feel special and the Draft weekend! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3:32
April 29, 2022
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April 27 2022

Aaron Carter has lived to fight another day, NASA wants space meat, Joe Exotic's new fiancé sounds like a treat and we're never going to be rich and we know it!!!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4:48
April 27, 2022
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April 26 2022

There was a big ancient find in Turkey this week, putting your phone down a bit may help your mental health, Elon Musk bought Twitter and it was a bad week for the World's Oldest Person.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy[...]
5:49
April 26, 2022
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April 25 2022

A man wants his Taco Bell nachos back, this weather is killing us mentally, Snickers had a rough weekend and we're going to be very hungry in about 30 years.... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6:22
April 25, 2022
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April 22 2022

Most of think Mother's Day should be EVERYDAY!!!! We're smokin' more pot than ever, Jager is trying to get us all to lose out jobs and it's Earth Day! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3:27
April 22, 2022
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April 21 2022

Women deal with a load of bad hair days, the Mexican Pizza is back, Netflix is having a bad week and the Cash Me Ousside Girl is worht way....wayyyyy more money than you think.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3:16
April 21, 2022
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April 20 2022

Happy 4/20 Kings and Queens! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3:32
April 20, 2022
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April 19 2022

Kiefer wants to bring Jack back, kids want to treat dinner better, Avian flu is running wild, a gorilla is addicted to his phone (wtf?) and Alex Jones is having money problems.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3:49
April 19, 2022
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April 18 2022

A Florida Man gets a positive headline for once, 4/20 is on the way, Loch Ness Monster gets a whole lot more terrifying and Taco Bell is treating us right! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4:37
April 18, 2022
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April 15 2022

Elon Musk is going to ruin one of my Twitter accounts, most of us ain't retiring, one guy out there is soloing at a different level and it's Good Friday! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4:03
April 15, 2022
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April 14 2022

Half of us are reaching for the Advil, Eggo wants to retire your toaster, dumbbells are for the gym not the bedroom and AC/DC helps surgeons! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5:20
April 14, 2022
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April 13 2022

Celebrate an old timey dessert today, one Michigan Mom may be a secret genius, the weather is going sideways this week and OMG Britney is pregnant! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4:33
April 13, 2022
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April 12 2022

BW3 hates your shorts, there is a job opening at Red Lobster, Florida is a wild place these days and there are only 3 K-Marts left!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3:55
April 12, 2022
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April 11 2022

A school out East is cracking down on snacks, the Michigan kidnappers are free, Krispy Kreme is doing it's best to keep the Sabbath holy and Will Smith has a date free in March for the next decade.  See omnystudio.com/listener[...]
3:30
April 11, 2022
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April 8 2022

Today is D-Day for Will Smith, half of parents want their kid to stay away from one sport, Florida lawyers sound just like Florida criminals and guess who grows almost all the World's eggplant? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3:54
April 8, 2022
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April 7 2022

A ton of us want our dogs to be IG famous, smart people have heavy metal in their heads, millionaires have an easier go of things (no foolin!?) a Halo cookbook is on the way and Tiger is back baby![...]
3:09
April 7, 2022
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April 6 2022

Burger King is in hot water, Reese's wants into our pants and our pockets, Britney is writing a book and Elon Musk bought himself a chunck of the ol' Twitter! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3:32
April 6, 2022
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April 5 2022

80s kids have a harder time settling down, we're getting a new Crow movie, the way you sleep is making you fat and a third of us blow our tax returns instantly! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3:15
April 5, 2022
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April 4 2022

Most of us worry about the way our house smells, a ton of us are naming our rides, cat owners get laid more than dog owners and Busch Light.....is selling a very Busch Light product.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3:45
April 4, 2022
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April 1 2022

Happy April Fool's Day y'all!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3:38
April 1, 2022
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March 31 2022

And just like that, March is done. We take our pets and jobs seriously, the Earth may be leaking, you can get pickle flavored ice cream and we're all coming around to realizing that working hard doesn't work out the[...]
3:35
March 31, 2022
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March 30 2022

Your fingers may be connected to COVID, Denny's wants us all dead, MIT and Harvard are trying to ruin our good time, e-scooters are up and our happiness with buying online is down.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4:25
March 30, 2022
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March 29 2022

Panera wants in on the chicken sandwich wars, one fruit may be great for you, some of us are wayyyy too into our pets and have you heard Will Smith slapped a dude?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3:43
March 29, 2022
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March 28 2022

Pepsi and iHop are forming an unholy alliance, unicycles may be the cure for our nation's gas ills, Modelo is multiplying and Michigan has weed money to hand out! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5:00
March 28, 2022
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March 25 2022

Epstein Island is up for sale, we have lobster on our minds, Pope needs a raise and we buy the same produce every time we hit the store See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3:13
March 25, 2022
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March 24 2022

It's National Cocktail Day, the Virgin Islands have the best air, problem drinking is getting to be, well, a problem and Taco Bell is having a birthday! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4:08
March 24, 2022
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March 23 2022

Medical weed is getting push back, MGK is going on tour, most of us judge you for your pet's name and most parents believe kids shouldn't be on social media.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3:20
March 23, 2022
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March 22 2022

The average price of men's shoes is up, Maury is tapping out, you can live in the Scarface mansion and they go quite hard in Wisconsin! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3:28
March 22, 2022
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March 21 2022

It's officially Spring, Kanye West has a date open, Cleveland gives zero effs, Kid Rock is out there Kid Rocking it up and we're getting robo-truckers!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3:34
March 21, 2022
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March 18 2022

We celebrate Awkward Moments Day with a super awkward index! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3:29
March 18, 2022
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March 17 2022

Happy St. Patrick's Day!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4:50
March 17, 2022
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March 16 2022

High protein may be killing your little brotein, Crocs is teaming up with the cereal GOAT, there is such a thing as a homeless male model? And FitBit could be lying to you every single day.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy[...]
3:51
March 16, 2022
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March 15 2022

There was a camel rampage down South, breakfast could be your ticket to a raise, Florida is crazy as ever,  Russia is buying ammo from Wish and Brady is back baby!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3:10
March 15, 2022
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March 14 2022

Philly is running real hot these days, Taco Bell wants you fueled up for your day, most of us won't even hear of not working from home and it's National Napping Day.....ya know, because of the time change.  See omnystudio.com/listener[...]
3:57
March 14, 2022
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March 11 2022

Something that gave us all viruses in 2002 is coming back, you may want to rethink getting a heart transplant from a pig, Florida Boy Scouts are wild and it's prom time!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4:11
March 11, 2022
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March 10 2022

NASA is interested is space ass, A Georgia loser is in jail over Pokémon, Starbucks is out of Russia and yo, it's the 69th day of 2022!!!!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3:46
March 10, 2022
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March 9 2022

Florida likes their children tender, Fred Durst must have a wild backyard, we all know what the saddest song ever is and Jameson wants the cops at your front door.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3:53
March 9, 2022
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March 8 2022

Sony is bringing back a piece of our childhoods, a California cop messed around and found out, brews may be shrinking your brain and we like our songs a certain way.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3:32
March 8, 2022
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March 7 2022

Cat people are cracking down on Russia, we'd all pick breakfast over dinner, we celebrate the pancake and damn, what a great weekend!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3:16
March 7, 2022
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March 4 2022

Things are really getting out of hand between Kanye and Pete, Papa Johns wants to help out of work ballplayers, we all hate the same things about vacation and Amazon is Amazoning itself! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4:00
March 4, 2022
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March 3 2022

You're working too hard at the gym, oil prices are killing us, Lindsay Lohan has a job or two lined up and what in the Hell is Mulled Wine? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3:14
March 3, 2022
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March 2 2022

Russian vodka is out, we all try and fail at decluttering the house, AAA would like to have a word with young males about their driving and we're getting pizza vending machines! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4:21
March 2, 2022
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March 1 2022

Border patrol sounds like a tricky job, OnlyFans is also cracking down on Russia, Amanda Bynes wants what Britney got and it's March baby, Spring is coming!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3:17
March 1, 2022
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February 28 2022

Here we are, the final day of February! Crown Royal has new booze coming out, we all have a decent amount of credit card debt and people are still using AOL DIAL UP!!!???? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3:44
February 28, 2022
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February 25 2022

Ferrari has a new ride coming out, the Queen is doing well (?), we can't deal without our phones and Michigan had a big week at the office!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3:52
February 25, 2022
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February 24 2022

Kanye can't come to SNL anymore, the interior of your car is worse than a toilet, time to celebrate the humble tortilla and houses have gotten even more expensive!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4:30
February 24, 2022
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February 23 2022

Vegetables may not be all they're cracked up to be, Florida is running white hot with crazies this week, someone has to study hamster nuts and Putin had a big day at the office yesterday.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3:31
February 23, 2022
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February 22 2022

OMG IT'S 2/2/2022!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3:26
February 22, 2022
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February 21 2022

We eat an insane amount of cheese, way more of us feel confident in out investment skills, almost half of us get high on food and it's President's Day! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3:18
February 21, 2022
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February 18 2022

The four day work week is catching on, half of us have a coworker we can't stand, gas could be getting MUCH more expensive and it's National Drink Wine Day! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3:53
February 18, 2022
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February 17 2022

Poor sleep could be a marriage killer, the human eye has super sight, pain relievers can mess up your hearing and Hostess wants us all dead.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3:33
February 17, 2022
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February 16 2022

Utah women sound crazy, almost every parent thinks raising kids is harder than it has ever been, way more people haven't had sex in the last year than you'd think and a TikTok mom is making bank......selling something.....to people.  See[...]
3:32
February 16, 2022
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February 15 2022

It's National Singles Day and I'm celebrating, we have 11 items on our bucket lists, Kanye West is freaking out on Instagram and we may soon have our very own No Fly List! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3:39
February 15, 2022
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February 14 2022

Super Bowl is over, owning a home is the hardest, there is a Seed Vault? Also lovers, it's Valentine's Day!!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3:36
February 14, 2022
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February 11 2022

Hardee's hates car interiors, watching TV could help you sleep, McDonald's is bringing back a seasonal treat and it's Super Bowl weekend baby!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3:55
February 11, 2022
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February 10 2022

We're piling on debt, it's obscenely cold in Alaska, sex can unlock secrets, Florida women sound like a handful and Gumby is still a thing! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2:57
February 10, 2022
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February 9 2022

The pandemic is ruining your sight, most of don't think we'll ever be financially comfortable, staying in bed an hour could make you lose weight and Coke drinkers have an educational edge over drinkers of another cola! See omnystudio.com/listener for[...]
5:11
February 9, 2022
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February 8 2022

Sonic wants to get your drunk, we celebrate a Queen not named Jason or Warren, homeless guys may nest in your trunk and the two worst airlines are merging! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
234
February 8, 2022
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February 7 2022

Sex addict men may have relief on the way, Southwest Airlines is unleashing the booze, Tyson is bringing the chicken romance and DoorDash wants to get you laid! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
201
February 7, 2022
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February 4 2022

Aston Martin unleashes a beast, churches are seeing a spike in digital membership, most of us watch how you treat your pet and we are in some serious National debt!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
280
February 4, 2022
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February 2 2022

Things are getting wild in Texas' butterfly community, men are most at risk for sexual blackmail online (duh!) CMU is in hot water and it's Groundhog Day! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
247
February 4, 2022
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February 1 2022

Getting rid of $1 bills can save a load of dough, some of us would not sleep with a fan of an opposing team, people/person want TaB cola back and Kid Rock is laying down the law....or something.  See omnystudio.com/listener[...]
285
February 1, 2022
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January 31 2022

We're getting hard orange juice, we hate one house project more than any other, way too many of us would shave for pizza and Little Debbie ice cream has landed. You'll never guess where..... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
242
January 31, 2022
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January 28 2022

Welp, they found out when society will collapse, being tired after a walk is bad, bad news, Big Ben is done and a Michigan school had to make a pathetic announcement.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
293
January 28, 2022
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January 27 2022

A Florida man is caught being a Florida man, Sean Payton is out in NOLA and he's taking his lips with him, Neil Young makes Spotify choose and hey, the most PornHub obsessed cities aren't even in the U.S! See[...]
248
January 27, 2022
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January 26 2022

Krispy Kreme wants your blood, red wine could ward off the virus, Facebook has a new computer and it's National Spouses Day! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
203
January 26, 2022
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January 25 2022

We lose a ton of sleep over debt, being a Dad could kill you, crying is good for you, we're getting new Coke cans and it's National Florida Day, crack open a 30-pack and celebrate! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
232
January 25, 2022
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January 24 2022

Snow rocked us over the weekend, there is a new vodka on the market, Busch Light is giving away an ice shanty and the Packers are out of the post season yo! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
223
January 24, 2022
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January 21 2022

Social media can affect your mood (duh!) we may have a cure for arthritis, there is a new biggest potato and Oscar Meyer may help you find your Cinderella! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
257
January 21, 2022
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January 20 2022

Oil is up, China hates hamsters, an Applebee's in Texas doesn't mess around when it comes to margaritas, America's favorite hot sauce is revealed and it's National Disc Jockey Day! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
262
January 21, 2022
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January 19 2022

Over half of us are thinking about betting on ourselves, California is about to up the price of doing business, sleeping is better than laying on the couch watching "The Office" and Adele scalpers are insane.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy[...]
312
January 19, 2022
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January 18 2022

Wordle is everywhere, IHOP is killing us, Walmart wants it's own Metaverse, most of us hate our smiles and it's National Michigan Day? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
220
January 18, 2022
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January 17 2022

A tsunami may be headed to the West Coast, most parents feel like it's pretty rad raising a kid, Netflix wants more money and 11,000 of us are freaks!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
222
January 17, 2022
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January 14 2022

Wild Card weekend is finally here! Inflation is higher than your college roommate, Mom most likely wants an overnight trip for Valentine's Day and we're getting new Jameson!! Bottoms up! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
191
January 14, 2022
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January 13 2022

We're betting like crazy these days, Bud wants to give you a million dollars, you may be drinking wine like a n00b and BK may be rolling out new Whoppers! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
306
January 13, 2022
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Actually January 12 2022

Man I must've been tired yesterday.....that was supposed to be the 11th, today is the 12th. Woof.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
359
January 12, 2022
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January 12 2022

They have housekeeping robots now, men don't rate themselves very high on the 10 scale, we have a new variant on our hands and loads of us are quitting our jobs this year.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
304
January 11, 2022
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January 10 2021

Walmart needs some of their beef back, Taco Bell has a subscription service, half of us are about to call it quits on Dry January and we already have our first fired coaches of the off-season! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy[...]
230
January 10, 2022
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January 7 2022

Luxury auto makers are having a fun time, North Dakota seems to be built differently, Tampa is killing the housing market these days and it's National Bobblehead Day! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
246
January 7, 2022
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January 6 2022

Like celebrities? I have bad news for you! We never get rid of our checking account, Joe Exotic wants into your wallet and it's the one year anniversary of the Insurrection!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
311
January 6, 2022
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January 5 2022

RIP Blackberry, KISS is up for sale, most teens are slacking on something, Chipotle does not care about your underwear and Apple is the first $3T company ever! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
241
January 5, 2022
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January 4 2022

Booyah! The first Index of the new year!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
246
January 4, 2022
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December 17 2021

Last Index for the year! Thank you  for all the listens this year, I hope you enjoyed them as much as I enjoy writing them! Cheers and we'll see you back here on 1/4/2022! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
225
December 17, 2021
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December 16 2021

Flava Flav nearly got smoked, O.J. is a free man, we may have a seafood shortage, none of us are doing well between the ears and the Bears and Lions are in a league by themselves! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy[...]
188
December 16, 2021
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December 15 2021

Half of us are super judgy around the holidays, Wheaties is old AF, Elon Musk is the best we could do this year? VR porn use is up for a certain demographic and if you have multiple cats TODAY IS[...]
236
December 15, 2021
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December 14 2021

Urban Meyer is having a rough go of it this week, UFo sightings mean something for your brain, Travis Scott's seltzer is going buh-bye and Pat McAfee cashed in big this week! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
222
December 14, 2021
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December 13 2021

Sam's Club has a "treat" for non-meat eaters, the government made bank in 2021, nearly half of us are gonna be on the job hunt next year and half of drinkers driving home shouldn't be. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
247
December 13, 2021
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December 10 2021

New Zealand is clamping down on smoking, China is clamping down on testicles, Pop Tarts has a new flavor and SuperFran stops by! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
363
December 10, 2021
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December 9 2021

We learn to say the most mispronounced words of 2021, why Walmart has greeters, how many small wins you can expect in a day and find out about a very unfortunately named metal band! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
253
December 9, 2021
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December 8 2021

Man we have some fat kids on our hands, dog owners love spoiling their pooches, dudes get hit by lightning more than anyone and we have some food and tire merger news! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
220
December 8, 2021
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December 7 2021

Cannibal Corpse is getting into the grooming business, the Whopper turns 64 this week, cocaine and politics mix well in Britain and it's National Illinois Day! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
196
December 7, 2021
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December 6 2021

There is a job opening at CNN, your brain burns a ton of calories, Australia is #1 at something, your Dad really will turn the damned car around and it's Saint Nick Day! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
224
December 6, 2021
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December 3 2021

COVID strikes a real tough guy, our taste in music does not match our age, Tel Aviv sounds pricey as Hell, most of us have been victimized by porch pirates and it's National Bartender Day baby!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy[...]
275
December 3, 2021
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December 2 2021

A criminal is a Tesla fan on a Caravan budget, over half of us are easy to shop for, the World's scariest 11 year old lives in Chicago and let Miller High Life decorate your house for the holiday. See[...]
260
December 2, 2021
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December 1 2021

Money saving tips for Marilyn Manson, we're all blowing loads of dough on impulse shopping right now, we do 8 good deeds a month and damn it man it's already December!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
204
December 1, 2021
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November 30 2021

Another old timer wants back in the ring, a Vikings stud ends his season, Canada has quite the syrup stash and what is Johnny Depp trying to sell us these days? Man, November is already done? WTF?! See omnystudio.com/listener for[...]
237
November 30, 2021
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November 29 2021

Lindsay Lohan is off the market, Jim Beam wants to freshen up your breath for law enforcement, LeBron James is out $15K, U of M is causing a baby wave and shopping was down this Black Friday! See omnystudio.com/listener for[...]
245
November 29, 2021
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November 24 2021

The Lions and the Bears are fixin' to put on a show tomorrow, Will Smith has a whole book that sounds like a big pudly brag, we're sleeping on doing toad venom and Thanksgiving means it's time for our annual[...]
236
November 24, 2021
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November 23 2021

10% of us have serious trust issues, most of us use our phones to avoid talking to people, Reese's is daring you to eat candy for breakfast and it's National Espresso Day!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
206
November 23, 2021
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November 22 2021

Firewood and junk car prices are at an all time high, wrapping gifts sucks to most of us, the Lions are nothing if not consistent, we're traveling a lot this holiday and almost all of us use are phones on[...]
301
November 22, 2021
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November 19 2021

Red Vines has a new holiday flavor, mashed potatoes are the Thanksgiving GOAT, we're all dreading the holidays and some Michigan parents are in the hunt for new daycare.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
212
November 19, 2021
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November 18 2021

The Packers are raising money, we're all putting on 8lbs this holiday season, the McMuffin is 50 and a third of us would give up the internet for a year for a certain ability.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
239
November 18, 2021
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November 17 2021

There is a huge virgin in Texas, truffles are serious business these days, Applebee's has a tasty new app that could ruin date night and if you're just hearing about the 3lb. Reese's Cup you're out of luck trying to[...]
287
November 17, 2021
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November 16 2021

Marilyn Manson has a troubling feature in his home, China is ballin' over us in the wealth department, "1000lb Sisters" is back Bezos has some odd thoughts on space and it's National Indiana Day! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
259
November 16, 2021
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November 15 2021

Spain is going to have a rough holiday season, we clean our house a ton of times every month, Big Ben has COVID, most of us are using slang we don't know the meaning of and half of us think[...]
219
November 15, 2021
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November 12 2021

Vermont is giving me high school vibes, Taco Bell has a new menu all star, we al waste more time now than ever and Cam Newton is back babay! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
222
November 12, 2021
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November 11 2021

Elon Musk lost an astonishing amount of money this week, we blow a ton on our pets every year, Dr. Oz is running for office, Arby's wans into your liquor cabinet and Pop Tarts is into the dairy aisle! Happy[...]
214
November 11, 2021
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November 10 2021

The price of Winter is going up, most of us are pretty unwilling to lend a hand, many of us cant run up some dang stairs and it's USMC's birthday! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
199
November 10, 2021
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November 9 2021

Emilio Estevez is out of work, Perdue has a new sad Thanksgiving treat, Baby Shark is gonna cost a jail some money, AMC is looking for a side gig and let's celebrate National Scrapple Day! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
241
November 9, 2021
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November 8 2021

OBJ is out of a job, Mattel wants their bosses to do "pop-ins," we have new entries into the Toy Hall of Fame and it's National Harvey Wallbanger Day!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
287
November 8, 2021
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November 5 2021

Pete Davidson is a master swordsman, some of us bathe with our pets, lusty deer are on the loose and Baskin-Robbins wants us to stay fat.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
203
November 5, 2021
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November 4 2021

Joe Exotic is once again asking for your help, Aaron Rodgers has the Rodgers rate and the COVID, Qanon folks are still wild as Hell and the Lob is making your life easier and cheaper! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
263
November 4, 2021
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November 3 2021

75% of us are HUGE liars, Nestle is going to get your kids taken away, Gen Z has some tough thoughts on Facebook and Nikki Sixx is giving back to them kids! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
243
November 3, 2021
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November 2 2021

KISS is closing up shop in Vegas, we're all pessimists, women got wild during the pandemic and if the zombies come, avoid NYC at all costs! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3:35
November 2, 2021
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November 1 2021

HOLY CRAP it's already November!!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3:46
November 1, 2021
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October 29 2021

And just like that, Rocktober has ended for another year. Microsoft says our passwords have been compromised, there is a new bar in Iowa and it sounds awful, smoking is up and Halloween is Sunday babayyyy See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy[...]
4:34
October 29, 2021
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October 28 2021

We have a new record for the most money made in a single day, a gross viral TikTok, Doritos is bringing back a crowd favorite and a classic board game is becoming a movie! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4:32
October 28, 2021
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October 27 2021

A whole lot of us ruined something in the kitchen amid the pandemic, its National American Beer Day, colleges are going to be ghost towns someday and the price of giving thanks has never been higher! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy[...]
5:01
October 27, 2021
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October 26 2021

Working at home has been great for us, we've pinpointed the most stressful age, some of us would rather hide a mess, Bears got some positivity and I found out what "L.A." actually stands for! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3:55
October 26, 2021
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October 22 2021

The MyPillow guy is out of another job, Conor McGregor lost his dog, we're a judgy bunch when it comes to work, there is a pork recall and it's National Nut Day! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4:00
October 22, 2021
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October 21 2021

Facebook is changing it's name, we're about to run out of food, a Japanese man is under arrest for doing what he has to do and fellas, great news if your date likes beer!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5:06
October 21, 2021
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October 20 2021

Flava Flav is in trouble, napping can give you a boost, Ben Simmons got booted out of practice and it's a big day at the Kluck house! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6:34
October 20, 2021
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October 19 2021

Hooters is under fire for their new gear, Conor McGregor sounds like the life of the party, FedEx package tracker is a bit off and the NBA is back! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4:24
October 19, 2021
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October 18 2021

The real estate market in LA sounds like fun, Superman's motto is changing, Elon Musk got stupid rich over the weekend and Wendy's has a new French fry guarantee! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5:17
October 18, 2021
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October 15 2021

Social media is not very good for us, over half of renters are cool where they're at, Dog is still out there doin' work and it's National Bosses Day! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4:37
October 15, 2021
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October 14 2021

We have a new pub crawl World record, Sebastian Bach and Aaron Lewis don't care for each other, we're getting new M&Ms and it's Jason's big day! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3:32
October 14, 2021
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October 13 2021

It's National Stop Bullying Day, breeding season for Florida Man, rough week for Dog The Bounty Hunter and it turns out weed may help you get COVID? IDK.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6:02
October 13, 2021
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October 12 2021

Spain is offering money to basement monsters, none of us can afford mental health care, Pepsi has a new flavor, and what a rough day if your last name is Gruden See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3:43
October 12, 2021
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October 11 2021

DiGiorno is trying to kill us, TikTok is denying a certain challenge exists, Lego is releasing their largest set ever and a classic show joke from Friday falls flat over the weekend.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4:25
October 11, 2021
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October 8 2021

Tesla is on the move, most of us would get into a fight over our pet, BK is getting some new nuggs, and great news if you were a class clown!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4:44
October 8, 2021
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October 7 2021

JT and Jessica Biel are offloading their sex mansion, a new flavor of Pop Tarts has hit the shelves, it's National Frappe Day, Wendy's is getting into the cereal game and your gassiness may have a link to your mental[...]
3:35
October 7, 2021
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October 6 2021

Talking with strangers can be good for you, we're getting a new Snickers flavor, things are chillier than normal down South, oil is high as Hell and KFC is bringing back a classic! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3:32
October 6, 2021
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October 5 2021

The BMV is shutting down a few branches, Oprah has very few friends, Urban Meyer had a rough Monday and if you're 50 and older there is some great news out there for you! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3:32
October 5, 2021
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October 4 2021

DLR is hanging it up, half of us only exercise for one reason, Dog The Bounty Hunter is out there working and the Lions need to make a change.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3:51
October 4, 2021
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October 1 2021

ROCTOBER BABY! We're worrying about drugs in Halloween candy again, Kanye is selling a $90 hoodie, Dollar Tree is jacking up it's prices and none of us believe weight loss photos when we see them! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3:32
October 1, 2021
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September 30 2021

And poof, just like that September is over! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4:26
September 30, 2021
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September 29 2021

A&W thinks pretty highly of themselves, Outback Steakhouse wants you dead, Chipotle wants to blow up your toilet and this could be your last week eating dog in South Korea.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3:27
September 29, 2021
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September 28 2021

Mama June is back on the market, that Nevermind kid is an odd duck, half of us had a dumpster life last year, the Lions and the Chiefs have something in common and it's National Drink Beer Day! Stay thirsty[...]
4:02
September 28, 2021
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September 27 2021

A piece of American history is up for sale, most of us have three credit cards, MGK may have messed with the wrong fan base and music may make your family closer! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4:03
September 27, 2021
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September 24 2021

A Kardashian makes it to SNL, weed is hitting the fairgrounds, we like our life hacks in the kitchen, and you can get gin-infused pickles! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3:42
September 24, 2021
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September 23 2021

Amazon wants to be our drug dealer too, some of us are too comfy pooping at home to ever go back to the office, British people are drunk in almost all their Facebook pics and some of our impromptu conversation[...]
4:56
September 23, 2021
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September 22 2021

Britney is back baby! Old bananas may save your life, Cheetos and Doritos Flamin Hot sauces are heading your way and only half of seniors are out there on the interwebz... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3:26
September 22, 2021
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September 17 2021

Americans have voted on the best driving song of all time, we're getting studio "updates," the Koreas are at it again, food is hella pricey these days and it's a very sacred day for Jason Lee! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy[...]
4:15
September 21, 2021
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September 21 2021

People are faking championship rings? School bathrooms are trashed these days, Pennsylvania is cracking down on the good times, the Lions got diced up in Green Bay and hug an IT professional!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3:55
September 21, 2021
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September 20 2021

There may be another Kardashian sex tape floating around, half of us dream about what's on the menu the next day, Popeye's is legit trying to kill you and what age should you feel like an adult? See omnystudio.com/listener for[...]
4:50
September 20, 2021
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September 16 2021

Britney Spears broke our hearts this week, a Napa winery has maybe the best worst idea for a wine bottle ever, a third of Texas is fat AF, and the new Roomba avoids dog poop. Carry on! See omnystudio.com/listener for[...]
4:19
September 16, 2021
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September 15 2021

Baskin Robbins is bringing back a classic, Putin may have COVID, Taco Bell is testing a Taco Pass...and something was wrong with Jason's mic so excuse the garbage audio... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4:38
September 15, 2021
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September 14 2021

Scientists have found binge watching may ACTUALLY shrink your brain, college kids ain't what they used to be, there is a peak age for having fun (spoiler: you passed it) and there are two different types of sweat! See omnystudio.com/listener[...]
4:24
September 14, 2021
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September 13 2021

Panera is testing a chicken sandwich that will need a stick of gum chaser, squirrels have personalities, face lifts for men are a thing and all the hilarity from the NFL week 1! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3:44
September 13, 2021
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September 10 2021

We refuse to throw away plastic, the inventor of the Happy Meal has passed on, it costs too much to not be a pig and it's National TV Dinner day! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5:15
September 10, 2021
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September 9 2021

Half of renters have the same worry, Mercedes has maybe the smartest car of all, Honey Baked Ham wants into your wallet and you can buy a very pricey murder car! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4:10
September 9, 2021
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September 8 2021

We waste LOADS of time scrolling through Netflix looking for something to watch, we're all gonna be losing money on the NFL this year, we lost a Tiger King, and we have a new variant!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5:10
September 8, 2021
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September 7 2021

Back after an extended weekend! TB12 got the COVID, we all have string opinions about drinking water, Machine Gun Kelly gets physical and men are giving up the online porno.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5:51
September 7, 2021
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September 2 2021

You can't yell a certain work at PGA events anymore, half of teachers are thinking about hanging it up, half of KISS is out, the CDC would like a word about your Labor Day plans and a new (maybe good?)[...]
4:17
September 2, 2021
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September 1 2021

David Allen Coe? More like David Allan COVID, am I right? McD's may be shutting down all their dining rooms, Jake Paul is done boxing and China is grounding like ALL their kids.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3:32
September 1, 2021
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August 31 2021

Oh Lord, where did August go? We have a new COVID variant, Wendy's wants you dead, CVS is getting into the shrink business and Flamin' Hot Mt. Dew goes on sale today!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3:32
August 31, 2021
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August 30 2021

Sonic wants to keep you refreshed and out of jail, most of us still divide chores based on gender, Spotify has crowned it's newest champ and TikTok has had enough of our clowning around.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4:28
August 31, 2021
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August 27 2021

Charges continue to pile up against Ron Jeremy, billionaires made out well during the pandemic, some of us need a digital detox and R. Kelly has some serious money issues..... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4:28
August 27, 2021
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