The Kluck Index

Kings Hawai'ian is getting sweeter, BW3 has a spooky new menu, we do not host at home anymore and most of us are not doing Halloween!!

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SoCal is frying, we are turning our backs on cash, Jimmy John's has a new swicy snack, social media is killing democracy and I got my first library card!

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We're laying off generals and admirals, KCF and Cinnabon have "rewards" for you this weekend, travel screwups cost us thousands a year and it's Name Your Car Day!

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WELCOME TO ROCKTOBER!!!!!!!!

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Wow. September, donezo. Sad. 

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Yesterday as National Drink Beer Day, today is the day for the beverage that will get you going from the night before, Crocs is suing Five Below, we lean toward hopeful when we find a solo sock and early retirement[...]

Raise a drink for another drinking holiday on a Monday, Firehouse is back in the Fall spirit, Samsung bricks a bunch of fridges, we have Halloween Ranch and mddle-aged folks are dying in droves!

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LJS has new wings, Princeton is no longer tops, we're getting a new hurricane and Gen Z are just done with orgasms. 

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We have another one of them genius kids, we're all tired, measles is back, dill is up and we're dialing the booze back!

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Diesel is insane right now, IHOP is stuffing you a couple ways, NFL was on too late and we're getting "food divorces" now?

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