The Kluck Index

A&W thinks pretty highly of themselves, Outback Steakhouse wants you dead, Chipotle wants to blow up your toilet and this could be your last week eating dog in South Korea.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mama June is back on the market, that Nevermind kid is an odd duck, half of us had a dumpster life last year, the Lions and the Chiefs have something in common and it's National Drink Beer Day! Stay thirsty[...]

A piece of American history is up for sale, most of us have three credit cards, MGK may have messed with the wrong fan base and music may make your family closer! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Kardashian makes it to SNL, weed is hitting the fairgrounds, we like our life hacks in the kitchen, and you can get gin-infused pickles! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Amazon wants to be our drug dealer too, some of us are too comfy pooping at home to ever go back to the office, British people are drunk in almost all their Facebook pics and some of our impromptu conversation[...]

Britney is back baby! Old bananas may save your life, Cheetos and Doritos Flamin Hot sauces are heading your way and only half of seniors are out there on the interwebz... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Americans have voted on the best driving song of all time, we're getting studio "updates," the Koreas are at it again, food is hella pricey these days and it's a very sacred day for Jason Lee! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy[...]

People are faking championship rings? School bathrooms are trashed these days, Pennsylvania is cracking down on the good times, the Lions got diced up in Green Bay and hug an IT professional!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There may be another Kardashian sex tape floating around, half of us dream about what's on the menu the next day, Popeye's is legit trying to kill you and what age should you feel like an adult? See omnystudio.com/listener for[...]

Britney Spears broke our hearts this week, a Napa winery has maybe the best worst idea for a wine bottle ever, a third of Texas is fat AF, and the new Roomba avoids dog poop. Carry on! See omnystudio.com/listener for[...]