The Kluck Index

Baskin Robbins is bringing back a classic, Putin may have COVID, Taco Bell is testing a Taco Pass...and something was wrong with Jason's mic so excuse the garbage audio... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Scientists have found binge watching may ACTUALLY shrink your brain, college kids ain't what they used to be, there is a peak age for having fun (spoiler: you passed it) and there are two different types of sweat! See omnystudio.com/listener[...]

Panera is testing a chicken sandwich that will need a stick of gum chaser, squirrels have personalities, face lifts for men are a thing and all the hilarity from the NFL week 1! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We refuse to throw away plastic, the inventor of the Happy Meal has passed on, it costs too much to not be a pig and it's National TV Dinner day! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Half of renters have the same worry, Mercedes has maybe the smartest car of all, Honey Baked Ham wants into your wallet and you can buy a very pricey murder car! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We waste LOADS of time scrolling through Netflix looking for something to watch, we're all gonna be losing money on the NFL this year, we lost a Tiger King, and we have a new variant!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Back after an extended weekend! TB12 got the COVID, we all have string opinions about drinking water, Machine Gun Kelly gets physical and men are giving up the online porno.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You can't yell a certain work at PGA events anymore, half of teachers are thinking about hanging it up, half of KISS is out, the CDC would like a word about your Labor Day plans and a new (maybe good?)[...]

David Allen Coe? More like David Allan COVID, am I right? McD's may be shutting down all their dining rooms, Jake Paul is done boxing and China is grounding like ALL their kids.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oh Lord, where did August go? We have a new COVID variant, Wendy's wants you dead, CVS is getting into the shrink business and Flamin' Hot Mt. Dew goes on sale today!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.