The Kluck Index

Lake Michigan fish are shrinking, half of us hide in our rides, we have fewer flights this weekend and holy smokes are we in debt!

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Pizza Hut may be getting cut loose, your Apple Watch may save your life, Subway is ready for Thanksgiving, breakfast is no big deal and Midland, MI is number one!

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Las Vegas cops "upgrade" their patrol fleet, Wendy's has some new holiday treats, Badgers fans are a thirsty bunch and Kraft needs some help in the holiday treat department. Maybe they should call Wendy's?

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Cold plunges may not be good for you after all, sour candies are great if you're a dentist, we may be in an energy drink crisis and ditching social media could be the new flex. 

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Mental health is the new physical health, pennies are going extinct, Pibb is back and we're all struggling after the clocks fell back 

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Happy Halloween babayyyyyy!

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Monkey on the loose are having a huge week, Arby's deep fired turkey sammie is back, we have a new Greatest Pumpkin and today we celebrate the worst candy ever!!

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Amazon is slicing and dicing, Pepperidge Farms is running back a holiday classic, ya gotta be mean with ChatGPT and man do we blow our paychecks fast 

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There are NOT loose monkeys running around Newark, one third of us aren't sleeping well, McDonald's has a new sauce and a houseplant buddy can help you get through Winter!

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Taco Bell si releasing an unholy dessert, spoiled meet can give you a UTI, Florida woman claims to be married to Eminem and today is National American Beer Day!

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