The Kluck Index

¡Feliz Cinco de Mayo! ¡Aquí tienes 10 chistes tontos para celebrar, amigo!

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May the Fourth be with you! Also, gas prices are still out of control, Spirit Airlines closed up shop over the weekend and Mom knows she keeps this family together!

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......and just like that, a wet April gives way to a wet, cold May!

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Today we celebrate the worst cookie ever, Little Caesar's is taking to the skies, we're getting more forgetful and gas is killing all of us!

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A QB has a losing issue, Buddhist monks in Sri Lanka like to party, 3:42 is the real witching hour and Wendy's has a it's Sweet N' Sour back!

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"Unicycle Granny" is out there crushing it, sadly, so is Florida Man. Nilla Wafers is in the Star Wars game and we're after visible abs now?

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AI is making Big Brother's job easier, Hardee's has prime rib, even on vacation we'd like a little alone time and BW3 is bringing the AYCE apps back!

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Raise one high for Pigs In A Blanket today, Arby's has a new dish, redheads may be genetically superior, avoid napping in the morning (WTF?) and the price of rubbers is going up!

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6-7 is coming to nuggets, there are 6 elements to good mental health, napping may signal trouble ahead and it's draft day!

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It's Earth Day, McDonald's is getting into the dirty soda game, we're letting ChatGPT talk us into skipping the doctor's office and some of us get real tight when we see people boozing it up on a plane!

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