The Kluck Index

Wall Street bonuses are gonna be massive this year, rough week for the NBA, a third of us think we would kick Jason Vorhees' ass and Thanksgiving is cancelled!

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How you walk lets people know how you fight, Halloween is rising through the Power Rankings, we love the music we heard when we were 16 and health insurance is high AF.

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We love our Facebook Marketplace, Trader Joe's is wildin' up your morning, kids are using weed and drinks to sleep and American AIrlines is the pits. 

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The NBA returns tonight, Cup Noodles has a couple of new seasonal offerings, stores are empty and Amazon's cloud messed up everything yesterday....

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Turns out booze is bad for your brain, Taco Bell has a zesty new jam, younger heads still spend hard on Halloween and it's my wife's birthday!

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Don't be puttin nudes on government computers, landscapers are jacked, we're not prepared to live longer lives and holidays are on the way and so is the stress!!

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Pop-Tarts and Little Caesar's are rolling out new munchies, Krispy Kreme is bad at making money, Walmart is letting ChatGPT do your shopping and a third of us are still afraid of the dark!

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We're getting Nutella ice cream!!! Screen time may be bad for little kids, our National Guard is too thiccc and we cannot control ourselves around candy

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Today we raise a glass tot he real sugar, DQ has a new treat, we would love a little sponsorship for our nuptials and late night on social media is a sad, sad place. 

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Alex Jones wants to keep his money, Applebee's has a tasty new jam, Dewar's dumps scotch in the river and take that bra off today grrrrrrl!

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