The Kluck Index

Sylvester Stallone is still kicking at 75, most of us have snacks on us at all times, BK is bringing back a classic and who is doing Fred Durst's hair? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gun sales are up, optimism is down, Turns out half a million bucks is what we all need to sleep at night, Apple is picking off dating sites, Pizza Hut is getting into the clothing game and Matt Damon has[...]

Dude, it's already the end of July?!! WTF, I can feel Summer slipping away! Nooooo! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mexico did pretty well amid the pandemic, BK is ruining your morning breath, Lays is going buck wild for Summer snacking and seniors are now stealing YOUR pills! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher put the filthy in filthy rich, Pokemon fans are getting a new show, playing adult sports is good for you in almost every way and airlines are short on gas! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Well, now it's a fungus that wants to kill us, nobody is buying hard seltzers now, Joe Exotic rolls out his own seltzer (lol!) Florida man is still out there and Florida-manning it up! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Morgan Wallen's realtor has a tough job, being poor may have a silver lining, Cheetos and Adidas are dropping a collab and we're super judgmental at the grocery store.! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Olympics kicked off today, we're wildin' out on planes, Johnsonville owes us money  and things work a bit differently in Alabama.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Coors is coming with the Summer flavors, over half of us have controversial beliefs about hot dogs, COVID is up, gas is up and Pornhub is getting sued by a museum! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

T.J. Watt is dropping some coin, divorced people can't be friends most of the time, Taco Bell is running out of all the good stuff, and some scientists figured out exactly how many arguments we have in a week.  See[...]