The Kluck Index

Bad day for T-Mobile, Live Nation wants to see your papers if you wanna see a show, there is a 100 year old woman out there that could kick your ass, and parents HATE school mornings! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy[...]

One yogurt a day could be great for your mind, fans are back (fighting) in the stands for the NFL, weed users may be running things now and today is a big day at the doctors for your truly! See[...]

Oooooh, Friday the 13th Index! Spooky! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pizza Hut is getting into the fake meat game, most of us confess our darkest secrets to the dog, Chet Hanks and Bam Margera are out there wild n' out and we're getting HARD MOUNTAIN DEW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy[...]

Cuomo is out, Margera is out of his mind, there has never been a better time to be a lazy employee and none of us trust Uncle Sam See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Rock waters his muscles, our billionaires are all packing up and heading out, we'll soon only be shopping from home, and the Delta variant is fixing to ruin our Fall! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

O.J. is nutty as Hell, we're all lying about our COVID situation, the Midwest is flooded, KFC is in the hotel business and NASA has a gig for you! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Disney wants your money. All your money. Spirit Airlines had a rough week, Battle Bots is sticking around and Aaron Carter is out there making that money! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fells, Harvard says you need to get yours and get your often if you want to live along time, R. Kelly is getting swelly, IKEA is selling their essence and men may soon outnumber women. By a ton! See omnystudio.com/listener[...]

Earth is showing some heavy wear signs, Dog the Bounty Hunter may need a part time job, 1 in 3 of us our wasting food for the likes, and this is a great week to not be named Andrew Cuomo![...]