The Kluck Index

Today is the day we found out the van has been paid off!!!

Phil Mickelson is having a rough stretch, a high school teacher wins the lottery, a happy healthy relationship has more advantages than the happy and healthy part and it's National Crab Meat Day?!?

There is a pen that draws edible candy, the first Tweet ever is for sale, a large percentage of parents are embarrassed to be seen playing with their kids and it's finally warm out!!!!!

Indiana expanded vaccination this week, the Great Apes are making enemies at the zoo, Sonic wants to get you drunk and China wants a moment of your time if you come visit.

Taco Bell is testing a new attack on your insides, Snooki has unretired, Will Smith wants to run for office and it's National Pound Cake Day!

A man's cockfighting career is cut short, we're getting a space hotel, naked peanut butter cups, live concerts and Michigan is getting 2 more hours of drinking time!

We find out what the World's Most Stolen Food is, Michigan is getting a new QB, we have a new COVID vaccine option and maaaaaaan does it pay to run Google.

The Illinois Tollway is too good for old fashioned cash, Florida man has a bad day at KFC, and Virginia legalized the Devil's Lettuce! Also...we made it into March yo!

Tom Brady is just going to play until he dies of old age, Cheez-It hates pant legs, we're talking to our significant other on the toilet too much and it's the final Index of February yooooooooo!

Blink 182's drummer is making us feel old, Frogger is getting the game show treatment, it's National Toast Day and we're getting new bizarre looking mail trucks!