The Kluck Index

Autographed rapper cards are apparently a lucrative business, Florida is a dangerous hell hole, Lake Michigan is heating up and Krispy Kreme wants to treat you for getting the vaccine.

Oral Roberts babay!!! Kids can get closer in school, Tokyo doesn't want us this Summer, there is NO X-rated Mrs. Doubtfire and sex parties are returning!

Sean Hannity is a proud member of Vape Nayyyysh, LeBron is getting some time off, Mama June is getting clean and Joe Exotic says his life was better before the Netflix show.

The NCAA tournament kicks off today, most of us don't know what to do if we're dehydrated, we're getting a gay Captain America and there are some real winners outside Britney Spears' courtroom!

Are you a slow walker? Have fun with your early death. Connor McGregor has had a pretty profitable week, Sharon Osbourne is talking herself out of a job and Google is listening to you sleep. Creep!

HAPPY ST. PATTY'S DAY!

We learn the biggest of fun facts, what Indiana is blowing it's COVID money on, why our smartphones are ruining our lives and the Deftones are getting their own booze!

March Madness brackets are set, an Oklahoma basketball announcer is looking for a new job, we're watching more filth than ever before and it's National Napping Day!

Sonic wanst you to start tipping, Matthew McConaughey wants to get into politics, Panda Express has weird team building exercises, and PBR is gonna get you drunk this summer!

That buffalo dude from the Capitol riots ain't getting out of jail, Kia has an embarrassing recall, food hangovers are a thing and it's Johnny Appleseed Day!