The Kluck Index

We get a look at the "new" Suicide Squad Joker, lose an Alaskan Bush Person AND a Supreme, Bow Wow is hanging up his microphone and we poorly received Tim Conway joke.

Boozing is on the rise, It's National Cut The Cord Day, we take a lengthy look at a recent trip to White Castle and most of us want to die at home.

Gorilla Glue is NOT for hair styling, none of us have plans for Valentine's Day, Aaron Rodgers got engaged and White Castle puts a body in some kind of a way.

Parler's CEO is probably updating his LinkedIn, Chipotle outranks every other restaurant in one category, Little Debbie and A-Rod make appearances and it's Superbowl time!!!!

Lamar Odom and Aaron Carter are going to "celebrity" box, Jeff Bezos is stepping down from his 9-5, we are supposed to avoid Superbowl parties and woof, Morgan Wallen.

Taco Bell is customizing your Cravings, UberEats wants more of your dollars, EA Sports is bringing back College Football and it's the day the music died!

Turns out, a pandemic has a DRASTIC effect on the murder rates here, Brady wants to play forever, Megan Fox has awful taste in music and it's Groundhog Day

The Lions unloaded Stafford, it's the first day of a brand new month, uh GameStop is in the news and a fresh pickup line guaranteed not to work. Ever.

We're getting Valentine's mac n' cheese, flying pizzas, electric Chevys and maybe fake tuna? Lots happening for the last Index of January!

The shark population is down, Jake Paul has found his next opponent, Pizza Hut is cooking us a new pie and it turns out we're fatter than actual elephants.