The Kluck Index

A third of us claim we can make dinner in 10 mins or less (BS) we're getting supercharged Coke, Bob Evans has rubber in it and a ton of us are walking around with an STD!

Cats and dogs are trying to line jump for the vaccine, GameStop had a wild Monday, there is something faster than 5G and Floyd Mayweather deals Conor McGregor his second knockout blow in a week!

It turns out "fat but fit" is a myth, the MyPillow guy wants to run for office, the Lions and Matthew Stafford are breaking up and we lost Larry King.

One gift is more cliché for Valentine's Day than the rest, Connor McGregor fights this weekend, and someone is winning nearly a billion dollars tonight!!!!

It's the 21st day of the 21st year of the 21st century. SO this Index is probably cursed! CURRRRRRRSED!

Most of us have watched more movies in the last year than any other year of our lives, a sad day for Joe Exotic, MyPillow guy's days are numbered and it's Inauguration Day!

Girl, Chipotle has the cure for your hunger AND your thirst, one state is more stressed than any of us, we're getting new Hidden Valley Ranch and they got the Iced Earth guy!

People are literally dying to see Bow Wow in concert (WTF?) our eating habits are terrible and getting worse, Klondike is NOT helping the matter and our robot overlords had a birthday over the weekend!

Taco Bell is bringing back an alleged fan favorite, Mark Zuckerberg knows your cycle ladies, some dude in Indy bought the World's most expensive baseball card and between Powerball and Mega Millions someone is winning over a billion dollars this[...]

Bruce Willis apologises for his lack of mask, women say the pandemic is aging them at light speed, the Bears are screwed at QB and Lamar Odom got himself a job! Plus a long-dormant ice cream treat is returning from[...]