The Kluck Index

The makers of "Cyberpunk" are having a bad week, COVID may be joining you for Christmas this year, the Indians are donezo, Oreo is releasing the final boss cookie and it's National Cat Herders Day!

Popeyes is fattening us up for the holidays, the MyPillow guy is out there, crazy as ever, water drinkers are winners and somehow the Bears looked like an actual team yesterday!

Underground sex parties are a thing and on the rise, we have a new adult app, official colors of 2020 and our collective mental health has reached a new low

DoorDash is now worth a whole pile of money, Dr. Octopus is back, Johnny Depp's bad 2020 rolls on and Post Malone is giving back to his old high school!

We have different wants for Christmas this year, Kellogg's is making stoners days, after 20 years a 90s cereal is back and things are not going swell for the Wolverines!

Tom Brady got a surprise man on his couch, Bob Dylan cashed a massive check yesterday, Pizza Hut is trying to kill me this holiday season and breakdancing is officially an Olympic Sport!

Another big name has the dreaded COVID, Chipotle is testing a fancy new menu item, we're spending less on Christmas and it's National Illinois Day!?

So here is the deal...the recorder didn't work today so I went into the studio after the show and redid the entire Index. For you. Because I love you that much!

Ex-Lions coach Matt Patricia may have a burner Twitter account, Post Malone is spending big dollars on a garbage team, and NASA has identified that giant asteroid from Tuesday!

We're sitting more than ever before, almost all of us are in desperate need of cheering up, Colombia may legalize blow and hey THE McRIB IS BACK