The Kluck Index

We're sitting more than ever before, almost all of us are in desperate need of cheering up, Colombia may legalize blow and hey THE McRIB IS BACK

Bears' coach Matt Nagy is probably going to looking for work soon, it's the National Day of Giving, Seacrest is cashing out and it's AC/DCember!

Back off vacation! So much happens in a week! Christmas came early for Lions fans, Aaron Carter has himself a holiday job and enough with the Cyber Monday emails already!

Well, your Roomba may have been hacked, Hidden Valley wants to sell you a lifetime of Ranch, Joe Exotic thinks he'll be home for Christmas and it's the Great American Smokeout!

Beyond Meat is getting juicier, we only have one white giraffe left and he is leading a boring life, Philly is cracking down on ALL indoor gatherings and Elon Musk makes $170K A SECOND!

Oh man we may have a vaccine soon! The Jets continue on their path of frivolity, video games can sub for a therapist and we're getting Gluten-free Oreos!

Pringles is bringing the heat, we're down one nudist bed and breakfast, Ritz is selling plates you can eat and Mt. Dew is turning 80!

It's Friday the 13th, the PS5 is out, Phil Collins said he isn't smelly and we spend a ton of time worrying about money!

Sam's Club is going to help you countdown to Christmas, Buzzfeed is getting into the sex toy game, it's National French Di[ Day and according a court in Germany, techno IS music after all.

McDonalds is rolling out a plant-based menu, multivitamins turns out are full of crap, the CDC wants us to eat outdoors and Happy Veterans Day!