The Kluck Index

U of M games are going to hit different in Ann Arbor, Sizzler isn't sizzling anymore, Reese's wants our money and we're getting new emojis!

Lego wants your money in a month, all of it! It pays to marry Larry King, MJ is racin and the CDC is trying to cancel trick or treating!

The Federal debt is so high it almost sounds made up, the Emmys ain't dojn' so hot these days, a Tinder date goes horribly wrong and Kit Kat has a club you can join!

It's not even out yet and Sony is already apologizing for the PS5, the Rock is really, REALLY strong, Trader Joe's has a new brew headed our way and it looks like Walmart is buying TikTok

You can buy McRib shorts now? Alexa is going to start searing at you even more now, we all have our minds made up about November and we talk affordable hip hop memorabilia

We have a very unhappy Bear, Fox News is making cuts, Kanye West is having a baaaaaaaad week and the Big Ten is back babaaaayy!

We're getting a new Twinkies filling, Cinnabon is getting us up in the morning, STDs spikes are being blamed on one guy and Taco Bell is getting into the wine game

We're getting a new Pepsi drink, U of M may not avoid a big L at OSU, bears are getting serious about this whole preventing wildfires thing and hey, Anthony Weiner found a job!!

One game into 2020 and the Lions haven't missed a beat, there is a new member of the Avengers, you can get a $1000 face sheild and it's....National Sober Day!

Arby's is selling just bags of meat, Chuck Norris does NOT need ED meds, Paris Hilton wants to be a Mom and FOOTBALL IS BACK BABY!