The Kluck Index

Joe Exotic's new underpants are selling like hot cakes, most of us know we're going to be working stiffs during retirement, we learn a gross new cocktail and it's football time!!!

So it turns out we all planted those seeds from China, a new #1 name for girls, a new cheaper X-Box is headed our way and it's National Wiener Schnitzel Day (how's your mother?)

Back at it after a long Labor Day weekend! We're having trouble focusing, not drinking enough water, basically having a rough go of it these days....lol

Taco Bell is hanging a beloved menu item's jersey from the rafters, STDs in England are probably better than they are here, we find out a new nickname for the Jeep Wrangler and it's time for a 3 day weekend!

David Blaine out there doing balloon stunts?! What year is it, lol!!

A shocking number of us still don't believe in vaccines, Joe Exotic has new underpants for sale, Rolls Royce unveiled a $332K car and junk food may be aging you swiftly. And deliciously.

Who is excited for what September brings? Nobody. Dunkin wants to get you drunk, this civil unrest may last a lot longer than we think, Amazon drones are taking flight and we have flying cars!

Aaaaand just like that, August is over! It's Nat'l Trail Mix Day, there are Josh Groban superfans? Napping is sweet but it may kill you and just when 202 can't get worse, it does.

R. Kelly had a bad day in prison, Polish elephants are on the CBD, Amazon WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION. And steps. And mood.

Did you know there is a $300 toaster out there? Little Caesars has a new pie, porn isn't bad for your relationship it turns out and man, Hurricane Laura is getting bigger!