The Kluck Index

A precious metal is hitting an all time high, today is a risky day if you're heading to Kentucky, we throw away a staggering amount of fruit every year and hey Indiana it's Mask Up Monday next week!

These "National Such And Such" days are really getting out of control, Prego is giving us something nobody asked for and it's Opening Day BABAYYYY

This is NOT the Best Week Ever for Kanye West, screen time for those children is through the roof, and Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos are having some fun times these days.

Hey Warren, this is where you want to load up the description of the episode. Don't forget LOL

Well, we may not see big concerts until 2022, LeBron James basketball card is worth a helluva lot, the Raiders are trying a Lions strategy and a new sex doll record sale!

Yo! The Golden Girls house is up for sale!!! More stores are requiring masks (this should go well) we're running out of coins and it's National Lottery Day! SEND IT

Mike Tyson is taking on a shark, your A/C might kill youBK is worried about cow farts...bro, 2020 is LIT

So things are going bad in California, smart phones aren't bad for kids it turns out, Kessler is out ahead of Johnny Walker and none of us can remember our passwords. Spoiler: IT'S USUALLY PASSWORD

Johnny Depp hires the worst accountants, an NBA star gets the COVID, half of us are going broke and we're also more tired than we've ever been.

Oh man, a Hoosier made the front page of TMZ, a Miami zookeeper has some HUGE ones, Elon Musk had a great weekend, Tucker Carlson did not.