The Kluck Index

Things are not going well for the Washington Football Team, Patrick from SpongeBob is breaking off on his own, Chipotle has an odd collab and a big day for the tallest of tall vans!

Turns out one thing is making almost all of us miss out on morning smooches, Amazon wants to move into your mall and lamp oil gets it's very first mention!

It's National Shape wear Day, Halloween may be saved after all, Taco Bell is testing the wing waters and I have a big day at the bank planned!

Well, ordering BK is now a contact sport, we are not a satisfied people, bears are getting smoked by cars out West and it's National Underwear Day!

Well, someone actually found a murder hornet, 80% of parents are on the same page for school thisFall, Singapore really enforces their quarantine and The Rock blew some big coin over the weekend!

Another week, another COVID nightmare lol. The Cardinals are trying to take the Marlines Coronavius ranking, we may lose TikTok and we did lose Wilford Brimley!

Apple is ripping off their idea for new AirPods, Totino's is making an unholy alliance, French's mustard needs to stay in it's lane and so does Dunkin' Donuts!

Oh man, players are opting out of the 2020 NFL season but not the right players! We have a new secret to long life, Marlins still out there ruining everything for baseball and if you gets seeds in the mail...DON'T[...]

More of us want to travel than ever before, Apple wants to be in your face literally, a shark is tearing up the East COast and Walmart is cracking down on (sigh) Nazi face masks.

KFC is teaming up with Crocs for some very unsexy footwear, many of us feel Summer loses it's luster as we get older and SOME OF US ARE STILL NOT WASHING OUR HANDS