The Kluck Index

AI may cause you to cheat, Spirit is laying off what we thought were pretty important employees, our shirts are getting shorter and so much for that rapture. 

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Wildfire smoke is gonna kill us all, we have a new biggest peach ever, Dot's has a new flavor and cousins better hustle in Connecticut. 

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Summer is OVER....I request your privacy at this very trying time lol

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It's the Last Friday of Summer. Blech. 

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The dishwasher is responsible for a lot of fights, Taco Bell gears up for a new drop, city folks love the outdoors and today we celebrate the humble cheeseburger. 

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Papa John's has a new, bizarre menu item, kids are making huge online purchases, Pecan is up, PSL is down and you should snag a Monte Cristo for lunch today!

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More people lie about their age that we thought, M&Ms has a brand new jam, White Castle is darkening your drawers and we're all depressed

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A bar goes phone-free, home ownership is getting more and more expensive, Popeye's brings back a dessert and the Girl Scouts have a new cookie heading out way!

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Taco Bell has a new dish, many of us think poverty is our own fault, voice makes you hot or not and we have a new richest dude on the planet!

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Little Caesar's has a couple new football jams, high school seniors can't read, grandmas are tokin and Ford back up cameras aren't working. 

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