The Kluck Index

Prices are up, but not as up as we thought they'd be, Powerball won't be stopped, LJS has a tasty new treat and Dry January is coming!

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Fellas, being single is bad for your heart, we drink and drive a ton more foten over the holidays, Nerds is running back a Winter favorite, social security is a bigger myth than Bigfoot and today we toast the ugly[...]

The government is giving us a Christmas gift, we spend LOADS of time looking at screens, older people drive high once a year and we will pay off a wild amount of debt during out lifetimes!

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We spent about @500 on travel last year, "Slop" had a huge 2025, we executed a ton of people and today we celebrate Maple Syrup!

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Kids know their animals, pop music is getting worse according to science, not many of us think this year was a good one and Frito Lay has a couple new flavors heading our way

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DoorDash driver took some nudes when she left the food, Monsters may end up killing you, we all hate the TIME People of the year and the MyPillow Guy is on the hunt for a new gig!

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Zuck has a new boat, Reese's Puffs is rolling out a new flavor, a low country boil gets spoiled and today we toast the apps!

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Some of us are VERY ambitious when it comes to planning for 2026, NYC went a record number of days without a homicide, not many of us are sleeping and exercising enough and Lucky CHarms have teamed up with Ghost?!

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We are really bad at using vacation time, Starbucks has a couple of new seasonal jams, most of us want cash for Christmas and someone is missing a literal boatload of cocaine!

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The Clippers are eating good, 7-11 has a new egg salad sammie for ya, we had a rare sighting of Jason in public and we have a new shade of white!

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