The Kluck Index

Cheetos is kicking off 2026 with a new zesty flavor, we hate the waiting room, tip your bartender a lil' extra tonight and check yo' shredded cheese bags!!!!!

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Gamestop made waves this week, most of us are stressing pretty hard about money these days, your sweat may give doctors clues about your health and kids are making allowance BANK!

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Betty Crocker has a couple new holiday jams, cats meow more at the fellas, we're getting a new flavor of pineapple and we need grains y'all!

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A man is not having any carolers this year, utilities in Maryland are high as Hell, Aldi has a new holiday treat, no more leftover turkey as of yesterday and we went HARD on Black Friday!

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Oh Jeeze. It's December. 2025 is about tapped out. Let's get on with it!

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The staff at the Kluck Index Podcast are off until Monday to enjoy the holidays!

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It's about to get colder, kids are putting down books and picking up social media, Five Guys has a new jam and we as a whole are not a happy bunch these days. 

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A whole lot of us are going into debt this Holiday season, it's a short work week, Harry Potter books are still big and I saw Jackyl Friday!

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Celebrate the subs today, maybe walk that New Year's resolution around a few weeks early, more wee equals less drink and Little Debbie candles are back!

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We may get our very own volcano eruption soon, Taco Bell is releasing three new fan-designed menu items today (mine didn't make the cut), we're nervous about Thanksgiving conversations and stop giving babies sugar!

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