The Kluck Index

We are getting new nuggs, Paula Deen has a documentary on the way, McD's has a new sauce, math is down but Salisbury Steak is up!

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We need more sleep, turns out a lil' LSD may be good for you, Tesla has some deep pockets and Wingstop has a new jam!

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The internet had a field day with Phillies Karen, Snickers has three new sauces, your phone could be blowing out your back door and a ton of us feel pretty cramped at home. 

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Bad news for Xmas 2025, we all cry a lot at work, Red Bull may be illegal for British teens and we second guess just about everything!

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SPIN Magazine is still a thing (and it's for sale!), most of us have no disaster plan, recession is still "on the way" lol, and we spend a LOAD of time on the couch!

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Wide legs are back, mental health is important in the dating world, skipping breakfast could break your leg, we want that 4 day work week and hug a bowler today!

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Oh man. Summer is over. Lame. So, so very lame. 

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Guinness is turning 70, parents are going hard on dorm decor, Cracker Barrell has had a week bruh and this weekend is going to be cold AF. 

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We spent $300 we didn't want to last year, Taylor and Travis are engaged, some adults are getting a lifetime allowance and too many of us are ordering off the kids' menu for a very sad reason. 

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Fall Cheerios are back, some of us aren't coming back from Labor Day, we drink a ton of soda, Starbucks has a new lineup and weed may keep you young. 

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