The Kluck Index

Lauren Boebert rides again (and again and again), we're liars when it comes to speeding, Bears had a bad weekend and Folgers is getting fancy!

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Japan is loaded with old folks, Starbucks has a new drink, income is up, gar prices are going higher and interest is up too. EVERYTHING IS UP!

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Most of us are all-in on Freedom of the Press, the war with Iran is costing us a ton of dough, if you're stressed try reading for a few minutes and AI is probably going to end us LOL

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A lady strips on a plane, Jimmy John's is getting serious beef, Spam is getting hot and a zoo in the UK makes a terrible marketing choice. 

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Going to see the Browns lose is costing an all-time high, TikTok is doling out awful health advice, your phone may be messing up your body and BK rolls out a Whopper variant. 

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Florida about to be dusty, we still have a ways to go with equality, Subway is getting hot and Club Crackers are getting canned!

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We have a golf outing after the show today so I'm not going to waste too much time writing a synopsis of the jokes in today's edition of the Index you'll just have to trust me that all ten items[...]

LIV is out of dough, today it's all about the Salisbury Steak, GLP-1 is for the children and doctors hope you're not up peeing more than once a night!

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We got screwed on gas over the holiday weekend, we're listening to more music than we did last year, Michelob Ultra is tops on the internet and Little Caesar's is bringing back a slice of the Motor City

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Back after a long weekend, time to start the long grind to the holidays! Cheer up babe, Christmas is coming!

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