The Kluck Index

Robots are becoming more human-like, McDonald's is running back a classic, Goldfish has a new jam and a ton of us are slumping at work.

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It's my birthday. As a small gift to myself I'm not going to write a description of what this index is about. 

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Keebler has a super new cookie, offices may go extinct, smoke is in, pepper is out and it's Hug Your Cat Day!

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Tinder hates short kings, we only try 6 new foods a month, you should sing to your kids more and nobody is impressed with your 20 pull ups Troy. 

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19 minutes into date one and you're not thinking about date #2, ferrets are expensive, book clubs are a great way to meet a partner and the Taser guy is making BANK!

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Dang bro.....May is already over. 

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Traffic up means fast food is up too, V8 is getting into the energy drink game because we need more of those at the gas station, we're only decent 19 days a month and West Virginia is where the dollar[...]

Your Mom was right about standing up straight, 1 in 3 of us are into the stars, ChatGPT is spitting facts about your looks, bring the roids to Vegas and today we celebrate the brisket!

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Cereals are getting worse, we're not paying for the food we financed (lol, wut?), pennies are out, hurricanes are in!

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It's Memorial Day weekend and I just got paid. Every second I spend writing a description here is one more second I'm not enjoying a cold beer so here is your description, have a safe weekend!

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