The Kluck Index

It's the Last Friday of Summer. Blech. 

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The dishwasher is responsible for a lot of fights, Taco Bell gears up for a new drop, city folks love the outdoors and today we celebrate the humble cheeseburger. 

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Papa John's has a new, bizarre menu item, kids are making huge online purchases, Pecan is up, PSL is down and you should snag a Monte Cristo for lunch today!

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More people lie about their age that we thought, M&Ms has a brand new jam, White Castle is darkening your drawers and we're all depressed

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A bar goes phone-free, home ownership is getting more and more expensive, Popeye's brings back a dessert and the Girl Scouts have a new cookie heading out way!

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Taco Bell has a new dish, many of us think poverty is our own fault, voice makes you hot or not and we have a new richest dude on the planet!

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Little Caesar's has a couple new football jams, high school seniors can't read, grandmas are tokin and Ford back up cameras aren't working. 

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We are getting new nuggs, Paula Deen has a documentary on the way, McD's has a new sauce, math is down but Salisbury Steak is up!

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We need more sleep, turns out a lil' LSD may be good for you, Tesla has some deep pockets and Wingstop has a new jam!

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The internet had a field day with Phillies Karen, Snickers has three new sauces, your phone could be blowing out your back door and a ton of us feel pretty cramped at home. 

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