The Kluck Index

Eggs continue to be stolen, flu is running wild on these streets, crypto is risky, there is an Only Fans mansion in Florida and Starbucks is giving you a free taste today!

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Juicing is bad mmmmmkay, we can't sleep in silence, Crayola is dragging colors out of retirement, the President of Colombia makes the case for coke and the Super Bowl is Sunday!

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Lung cancer is coming for the non smokers, we're getting a SpongeBob spinoff movie, eggs are being stolen and Philly's line is humongous! 

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Climate change is tanking your home value, Instagram is going to out your pervy friends, that weirdo furry border collie guy is in the news again and Florida Wing Stop locations sound like a good time!

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Learning about work outside of work can help you work (wtf?) AI has bad news about the year 2100, B-Dubs has Super Bowl deals and we've spent a billion on OnlyFans. Nice work lol. 

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Super Bowl commercials are hella lucrative, sleep retreats are in, we learn about "fart selfies," we're living longer and gold is through the roof!

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And just like that, Dry January is OVER! Cheers everyone!

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Things are bad in Kansas, even worse according to the Doomsday Clock, Google is actually going to change the name of the Gulf of Mexico, we spend $77K a year and X is gon' give it to ya!

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A bunch of rich people lost a bunch of money on Monday, a third of these kids have trash teeth, Coke has a new jam hitting in a couple weeks, BK brings the reward heat and women are also into[...]

Ford is recalling some vehicles, Pringles has a new collab headed our way that nobody asked for, eggs continue to skyrocket, scientists know when the brain starts getting old and Costco is getting together with an ex!

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