The Kluck Index

Hormel is making the bacon cleanup game easier, the dockworkers are on strike, German teens have the worst skin, IHOP rolls out it's Pancake of the Month and Diddy has 120 new reasons he probably won't see the light of[...]

Today we celebrate moist produce, Philadelphia wants onto our cakes, we lost a Picker, Massachusetts has a bunch of geniuses and James Blunt has a neat idea!

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Rocktober baby!! Starbucks is rolling out a new jam, X won't give it to ya, Dr. Pepper is spicing things up this Winter and North Dakota works HARD!

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And poof just like that, September is over. 

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ChatGPT is going to lap humanity, country folk don't live as long, we're getting it on at 17, Chips Ahoy! is going big and the middle class are eating all the food stamps!

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Sorry for the delay, updated the computer and it forgot my login info LOL! IT hates me. 

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HR people are runnin' their mouths, Spirit Halloween is taking us down memory lane, Motel 6 was sold and it turns out men's brains shrink around 8pm!

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Apparently meat can shackle you with Type 2 now, if you're 42 it's time to pack your bags, Liquid Death has a lousy-sounding new flavor and slow down on those FitBit steps buddy!

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AI may start inbreeding, Bennifer is no longer, all of us are looking for a new gig and none of us are having kids....

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Lays is taking you around the World, your computer may be able to smell now, we have a new World's Oldest Person, kids aren't drinking these days and you may be able to hear in a coma!

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