The Kluck Index

Lay's is running back a fan favorite, Mountain Dew is having a wild Summer, we feel older than we are, Pizza Hut wants deeper into your pockets and it's officially Summer today!

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Hey, it's the last day of Spring! Newsmax ain't doing too well, Pineapple Pepsi was a thing and it's back, intermittent fasting may help you whoop cancer and Pizza Hut is running back a classic!

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There is a wanted bear in California, DQ has a new Summer treat, hybrid workers are happiest, bike lanes are the best and Texas cops made a gross discovery

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Gordon Ramsey had a bad bike trip, facially expressive people are better liked, the Hamptons are swimming in poo and a Brooklyn man needs to calm himself down man....

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Nick Cannon's Fathers Day sounds wild, things are getting too spicy in Denmark, we have a battle of the heavyweights coming this fall and KFC is out of their minds!

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Bro, soon we're ALL gonna be on Ozempic, Apple is making sleaziness easier, 7-Eleven and Drumstick create an unholy alliance, KFC has the Summer vibes and June 27 is going to be a bad day in Indiana.  

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We have twin baby elephants, celebrate jerky (if you can afford it), guys will do anything to avoid talking about our health, working out at night may help your sugarbeetis and the Rangers are swinging a bit pipe this Summer!

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AI is already starting to turn evil, Taco Bell is testing new sexiness out in the Motor City, Walmert is falling on some hard times and today we celebrate our Forklift Certified heroes!

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A Phish fan gets the boot, Ben and Jen are selling their crib, most of us are all in on true love, a bad sheep joke and there is are black market Legos now?!

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Sleep is a luxury, PBR wants us to have the Summer of Scoots, we celebrate the VCR and all of us are carrying more than a few bucks in debt!

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