The Kluck Index

A remote Amazon tribe is getting a goon cave, Domino's is on Uber Eats, tonight the NBA Finals tip off and Reese's won't stop until we're all disabled. 

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It's my birthdayyyyyy!

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Crumbl is going large, only a few of us sleep well, the Tyson fight is postponed and CEOs are doing well these days

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Oil is going up, Panda Express is cranking up the heat, a load of people have no idea how to ride a bike, Ticketmaster is having a bad week and DQ has a new treat!

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BW3 has a new jam, Gen Z kids are living double lives, we all clean before vacation, we are worn the hell out with politics and Lenny Kravitz is a HUGE liar!

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Dinosaurs may have been dumbasses, we could be living forever sooner than we thought, the World's Oldest Trucker has been crowned, Hardee's has new bowl paint and Hot N' Ready has been a thing way longer than we thought!

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Bragging about your hours ain't cool bro, another billionaire wants a swing at the Titanic, hot dogs are gonna end us and if they don't Crumble will.

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Big city dating sounds horrendous, old guys are hanging onto their keys, Welch's is getting into the booze game and kids all have ADHD now.....which could mean something nice for you

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Memorial Day weekend here we come! 

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Graceland may be up for grabs, microplastics are infesting your boys, we have 10 extraordinary days a month. fish oil may be killing you and for the love of God people USE YOUR PTO TIME

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