The Kluck Index

Kid Rock is very Kid Rock these days, music peaked in 2011, Pittsburgh has buried cocaine, climate change is coming for us all and how would you like to pay with your face??

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We're going to start living longer, apparently kids on social media start vaping more often (wut?) kids are using Zyn for weight loss, Pringles is upping their game and OpenAI sounds safe....

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Another check in the win column for separate bedrooms, Bakersfield has a problem bro, Taylor Swift has a hickey, we are down about the economy and McDonalds has a new McFlurry starting tomorrow!

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David Copperfield is having a terrible time, Pizza Hut veers wildly out of their lane, there is a difference between a trip and a vacation and today we celebrate the humble walnut!

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We have anew SI Swimsuit Edition, working nights not only sucks but may be making you fat, being in prison sounds cushy, Bumble has to apologize and raw milk people are nuts!

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Back after a riveting day of mandatory company culture training!

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Police in an Ohio town are taking a massive gamble to save a few bucks, ultra-processed foods are gonna kill you but cutting back won't help, we need to drink more water and what is happening with our older folks?

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Wham. Today marks 14 years of JLNK. Thanks babes!

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The Index got interrupted by some phantom bass waves. "Phantom" ones that apparently happen every day lol. 

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Ladies have screwed up a good thing, times are tight at Tesla, Utah is tops again, Britney Spears is doing fine and grab a Coke buddy!

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