The Kluck Index

Aaron Rodgers may be a Vice President one day, rats are getting stoned in NOLA, some of us admit to digging the house to ourselves, you can apparently learn how to be happy and sad week for Dollar Tree....

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We're treating our 401k poorly, Deadspin is dead again, we have zero clue what we're doing with taxes, Little Caesar's has a new tasty treat and inflation is BACK!

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Fake news is heating up on the internet, Zanzibar sounds like a buck wild place around dinner time, men will NEVER give up meat, Google has a new supercomputer and daily weed use could kill you it turns out. 

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Kids are getting priced out of groceries, Aldi may be their solution, ladies' shower time is important, carbs may be ruining you romantically and some Chiefs fans are idiots. 

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It's a special day for one Western state, Oscar Meyer is going meatless, clown makeup is bad at the gym, Pittsburgh has a nude bowling event next month and it's Daylight Saving Time this weekend, ugh!

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Bananas are holding steady in these uncertain times, Orcas are out there killing for fun, a fella is covering se Vegas fun up to his wife and we learn about "Playstation Neck."

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Indiana has a pot problem, half of us feel manly pressure, we're using social media for landscaping ideas, the Big Mac guy keeps cranking and Detroit was hot on Monday!

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Anxiety meds are something you'd get anxiety for taking, Kenosha, Wisconsin is throwing it back to the 90s, Wyoming is one giant house-fire risk and jury duty went well yesterday for me. Not the defendant. 

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Panera has some new treats priced for the working man, kids are scared of tax season, Oregon wants out of the drug business, gold is up and I have jury duty this afternoon. Boo!

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Hazah, the first day of March! I may have jury duty this weekend, it's employee appreciation day, Wendy's is acting right after backlash, Pringles is pleasing the fans and America has a new favorite snack. I refuse to believe adults[...]