The Kluck Index

It only happens once every 4 years. That's right, a Leap Day Index!

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Ketamine may help you out of your hole, Wendy's wants to start a riot in the streets, Florida woman is making midweek moves, having a six pack ain't all it's cracked up to be and Kellogg's wants you to save[...]

Stanley is in some hot (possibly contaminated) water, we have an owl down in Central Park, Ann Arbor rules, seniors love VR, teens love their phones more and the uglier you are the more time you're doing.

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We'd never survive life on Mars, mosquitoes have a new horrifying illness they're bringing to the States, being out of work in Utah is rough, your tasty treats are killing you and parent's give the dating green light when you're[...]

Red Lobster didn't bank on all of us being land monsters, our brains are making us look like fools, over half of us are taking in tunes on YouTube, we have a new biggest snake and yesterday was a rough[...]

Coke has a new limited edition flavor, A&W is making the most of their off season, MGK has new ink, Chuck E. Cheese is wildin' out, the laziest cities in the U.S. get outed and Stanley has a sexy new[...]

We ghost interviews, the job, the employer, all of it. Women get more out of the gym than men, loads of people are hitting 65 this year, some of us poop without coffee assistance and today we celebrate an overrated[...]

Bad news if you're a Steel Reserve drinker, Miami hates Spring Break, cats are bad negotiators, my furnace woes are over for the week and a Congressman in Texas has website problems. Or does he?

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The Daytona 500 got delayed, math is exciting until it isn't, old guys misuse emojis, cold beer could be out in Tennessee and it's President's Day!

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Jason skipped the awards banquet, we're spending too much time alone, Red Lobster has free lobster, we skip breaks and holding hands is good for you!

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