The Kluck Index

IHOP has a decadent new breakfast option, Summer is gonna be hot we reckon, Reese's has a new flavor and we ALL check the Kleenex!

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We're running low on middle aged people, Krispy Kreme has some awesome new flavors, Copenhagen sounds nice and Panera gave away a bunch of bread today!

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World Cup is causing an uptick on Tinder, Pringles is getting into the ben game, sitting is really killing you and Ann Arbor is full of a bunch of smarty pants!

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We're not getting out much anymore, some college kids apparently did get left behind after all, Golden Corral has a 250th special and not one state made any progress over the last year!

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WE ARE SO BACK!!!!! Vacation was long, sort of sucked. 

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Rats are getting stronger, the Weather Channel is #1 in our hearts, we leave for vacation after the show today so we'll see ya after the 4th! Don't blow your fingers off!

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MUG root beer has their first-ever new flavor, Wingstop doesn't know how to do math, Eggo is skipping the sugar and most of us don't trust AI-generated anything. 

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Some of us are dining out A LOT, TikTok is not the place to find good sun protection advice, we're getting stoked for Detroit-style pizza, new Qdoba and AI is coming for the government!

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Old FLorida dudes get after it, casual hookups are down, we're getting free birthday cake and health care has priced almost half of us out of the game!

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DC needs pool shock apparently, Jersey Mike is our new king, don't sit too much or not enough and Father's Day is Sunday!

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