The Kluck Index

Florida man out there doing Florida man things, the rent continues to be too damn high, B1 can help you stay regular and being a liar....may be a good thing?

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Ooof, we're not trading very well these days, the fellas are using beauty products now, over half of us have the same financial worry and it's FINALLY not January!!

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KFC is testing a new handheld menu item, eating meat can have you seeing 100, being a Night Owl may kill you and McDonald's has a new condiment!

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ICE is heading to Italy, there are more people here than ever, UPS is canning folks and we all think 2025 was "meh" and I honestly think that is high.

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Google has to write a huge (not for them) check, Kanye is sorry, we have a new flavor of the year and man, people REALLY love their dogs!

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The new dating app trend sounds like a great way to fight a stranger, Betty Crocker LOVES Bridgerton, Hardee's is out there wilding out on breakfast and gold is well.....as expensive as gold!

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The Super Bowl matchup is set, we spent loads of dough trying to lose weight, the rich are getting wayyyy richer and IT IS STILL JANUARY!

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If heart disease and stroke don't get you, the gas bill will! Red Lobster and Denny's have new dishes heading out way and we're all about to freeze to death!

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Man, many of us are WAY too comfortable going in front of our significant other, we kick the can down the road a long time for house repairs, we're in the midst of a blood shortage and we don't haggle[...]

Turns out we think there is one thing holding us back from making more money, gaming over 10 hours a week is bad for your waistline, 25 & under crowd aren't getting hired these days and IT'S COLD EVERYWHERE 

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