The Kluck Index

Smells can really take you back to a simpler time, that PM slump is real boiiiii, most of us are good boys and girls and someone in Michigan won the Powerball!

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Parents want to be called by their first names, over half of us are done with resolutions, be careful with your mushrooms, turtles are down, men's fannies are up!

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....and we're back!

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And that's a wrap for 2023! Thanks for listening this year, we'll be back on 1/2/24!

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Working at Gallup sounds easy as Hell, social media is killing your career, a dude sets a super lame Guinness record, half of us lie about where we are and Taylor Swift is chugging out some serious carbon!

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The Pistons are in a bad way, we use LOADS of plastic bags every year, we eat a 4th meal worth of snacks, hate talking with people on public transportation and today we celebrate one of the most erotically named[...]

Taylor Swift grossed the most this year, we think our guests may secretly more stoked about seeing our pets than us, we spend a load of time planning for the holidays, Tesla is having a bad week and if you're[...]

Well scientists can read our thoughts now, A woman on TikTok is urging us to ban the bra, text messages are a pain, never, EVER stifle a sneeze and we get some very bad news about affording the American Dream. 

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Ocean Spray has entered the cocktail game, Florida woman is just as wild as Florida man, fries are king on DoorDash and OMG IT'S TAYLOR'S BIRTHDAY!!

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Sears is back, we're all going to be broke next year, some of us have wild retirement hopes, White Claws is doing something odd and Taylor Swift is swimming in it!

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