We're pretty strict in first date chemistry, we miss the good ol' days, High Life is helping you decorate, Instagram may help a few of us drop the holiday lbs and the Lions need to get their stuff together.
Taco Bell has answered our Christmas wishes, women want cash for Christmas, justice is sweet in Ohio, being married may kill you and we have a new illness headed our way!
Gen Zers wanna work for themselves, our pets are killing our sleep, Florida man wear his resume on his shirt, we have 3 specific Xmas candies and most of us still choose love over money!
We're not much into the movie theater these days, we all flush things we're not supposed to, cats may be driving you insane and bro today is the company Christmas party!!
Today we celebrate ninjas everywhere, find out what dating costs these days, sex scenes are down, catching a spouse cheating is up and bad kids need to seek shelter tonight!
Someone is getting canned at The Lob, bedtime is better than sleeptime, George Santos is out, Dice is in and my wife has left for business so I'm unattended!
White Castle hates underpants, kids ask an astounding number of questions, Guy Fieri is making mucho bucks, AI is coming to get us all and today we celebrate the humble METH
Peace Tea is going HARD, TJ Maxx is irresistible, Jack's Links wants to stop you up this holiday season, Disneyland turns a dude on too much and man, we spent ALL the dough on Black Friday!
Kids are getting heftier these days, the turtles are having less sex, loads of you psychos wear socks to bed, Star Wars is everywhere and it's time to give baby, JUST GIVE!!