The Kluck Index

Russell Brand would like your money please, Reno sounds fun, we get bad gifts, pretend to like a ton of food, some of us keep bank mementos and it's National Drink Beer Day!

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Some of us snooze on the john, there is one tourist trap that is worse than the rest, we may soon find out if Uncle Sam has seen aliens, we take love over sex and some sheep in Greece has[...]

Influencers are being paid (gasp!) to sell you garbage, England may kick the cigs, self care is not a permanent fix, Winter cusk for some of us, Bam is sober and today we celebrate a humble apple farmer. 

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Misinformation is at an all time high, most of us suck at saving, Hulk Hogan is off the market, Costco wants you drunk until Christmas and most of our parents are still kicking us some cash!

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We don't know much about the people making the rules, ultra processed foods are killing us (but so tasty!) we're outliving our savings, Snoop is being SNoop and we have a live spectacle tonight!

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Rudy needs to pay up, they found the "missing" fighter jet, a walk may be the best first date you've ever had, we need to drink more water and not one of us trust the government!

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Well, here it is. Officially the last day of Summer. 

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We mow a ton of grass in this country, Hugh Jackman is single, Gigi Hadid is damn near perfect, city life sounds rough and today is one of the most annoying days on the calendar. 

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Russell Brand may be a scumbag of the highest order, we need our naps, Cup Noodles instead of coffee? Gas is up, Gatorade needs to stay in their lane!

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MTV VMAs aren't doing so hot, we're getting new FunYuns, Joe Rogan could be ruining your game, throw that old shirt out and now the casinos want us to feel bad for them lololololol

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